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Katrine
11-04-2007, 10:46 PM
...a visual representation of the disgusting, nasty, scumbag, perverted boner man.

How do I find this man and I what do I have to do to get him out of those ugly pants?

Madcap
11-05-2007, 12:29 AM
I am 99% Katrinophileic (That sounds soooo bad, doesn't it).

yoda57us
11-05-2007, 04:39 AM
Clubs are so hungry for admission prices that it seems like they would let anyone in.

Well, around here we call them paying customers. There are not a lot of pretentious "Gentleman's Clubs" in the New England area and even the ones that claim to be know that the majority of their customers are going to show up in all sorts of none GQ attire.


I would never wear sweats around town either unless I was on my way to the gym or unless they were Juicy Couture. Girls can look cute in sweats... guys can't. Sorry boys... unless you're buff, built and toned there is nothing flattering about sweats.

Fortunately my goal is not to look cute. I dress for comfort when I'm not working.


Even with that in mind I wouldn't wear sweats to a lounge, club, or restaurant. I bet you most guys wouldn't wear sweats to any of those locations. Factor pussy into the equation and suddenly being "comfortable" is the goal.

Depends on the restaurant...I don't go to regular clubs or lounges. If I wind up in a hotel bar when I'm on the road, after working all day, I'm wearing sweats or shorts. I don't do "pretentious" very well. If I am actually trying to impress a lady (read: a situation where I am not paying her to dance naked for me) I will dress appropriately.


What about being presentable? What about having some tact or taste? Sweats are meant for the gym... not for galavanting about with women dressed to the nines in their finest lingerie.

Um? Finest lingerie? How about a minuscule g-string and a pile of spandex and rayon sitting on the floor next to the LD chair. I don't know where you dance or what the girls dress like in your club so perhaps it's not fare to draw comparisons but I really don't see how being in the presence of a naked or partially naked woman somehow makes it necessary for me to get all dressed up...
"Tact" ? OK, if I show up in a three piece suit are you gonna be any less pissed-off when I tactfully try to stick my finger up your ass?



Go figure...

Yeah, beats the heck out of me too...



Also, Yoda, you may be the exception. But I swear 100% of the time that I've encountered sweatpants men they were interested in hard friction and poking me with their gnarly hardons.

Why is this part so small? Look, I could give a rats ass what you or any other dancer who has never met me think of my wardrobe options. I dress the way I dress and I have no shortage of hot strippers willing to take my money. I read page after page here on SW about being polite, not wasting a girl's time, respecting her limits and spending a lot of money. So now I have to be a fucking fashion plate too? Get over it already, they're pants!
Some guys who wear sweatpants are perverts and some are not. Some girls who dance naked give head in the VIP room and some don't. Generalizations suck on both sides of the tip rail.

Jenny
11-05-2007, 08:07 AM
Since there has been too much agreement between Yoda and I lately...
I dunno. I think there is a lot of space between putting on a full suit to go to a strip club (unnecessary and a little creepy) and throwing on your sweats. I mean, most people don't wear their sweats anywhere except a) the gym b) the laundromat and c) to like mow their lawn or something. For me it is not really exclusively a pervy factor. Like if I was at my local (just regular bar) and a guy (or a girl for that matter) was wearing sweats... it would look inappropriate. Like a couple months ago there was a guy wearing cut off jeans (just below the knee) and a tank top with the super wide arm holes (you know the tank top?) It's not that you should have to act like you are going on a date, but you should be sensible that you are out in public, and "comfort" and "looking nice" aren't really as far apart as we can make them seem when we insist on comparing sweatpants to three piece suits (does anyone wear a three piece suit anywhere anymore?) To give you an idea on how pretentious I am - about... well, about all of my clothes are hand me downs and I just took a 7 year old pair of shoes to be repaired so I wouldn't have to buy another pair.

yoda57us
11-05-2007, 11:08 AM
Well here's the thing...I'm not claiming that sweats are not maybe a little too casual for some people's taste. Of course there is a lot of territory between sweats and a suit. Honestly, I've done the Khaki thing in the past, I've showed up in Jeans, suits, shorts and every manner of material you can imagine. Except for the jeans no dancer has ever once commented on my wardrobe in a negative way. Now you would say "of course not yoda, you are spending money on them". BINGO!
Would it help any if I told you that they are not the elastic-bottomed old and ratty sweat pants but more the soft cotton variety that are normally put on after the gym? Probably not...oh yeah, I forgot...I don't really care

All I'm looking for here is to somehow break the sweatpants=pervert cycle. Comfortable, weather you ladies like it or not, does not equal rain-coater pervert.

Good point about the three piece suit...there I go showing my age. Actually the two suits that I currently own are 2 piece...I do have a pair of ten year old dress shoes that have been re-soled about four times...

Sophia_Starina
11-05-2007, 12:39 PM
OK, if I show up in a three piece suit are you gonna be any less pissed-off when I tactfully try to stick my finger up your ass?


Yeah, I guess if that's the goal of your strip clubbing experience it doesn't really matter what you wear. I guess it proves me right about my sweat pant generalizations. Best of luck.

MinahSky
11-05-2007, 01:43 PM
I find it hilarious that people are arguing over what a person wears. I have had bad experiences with sweatpant wearers and suit wearers. Trouble isn't usually an issue for someone who is ready for it. It never shocked me if I turned around and the sweat pant guy had his cock out. It never shocked me if I turned around and the suit guy had his cock out. I handled them both the same...might of had to twist a finger or two, but they got the hint...

cameron_keys
11-05-2007, 01:45 PM
I find it hilarious that people are arguing over what a person wears. I have had bad experiences with sweatpant wearers and suit wearers. Trouble isn't usually an issue for someone who is ready for it. It never shocked me if I turned around and the sweat pant guy had his cock out. It never shocked me if I turned around and the suit guy had his cock out. I handled them both the same...might of had to twist a finger or two, but they got the hint...

It isnt a matter of him pulling his cock OUT..its that with sweatpants or track pants,etc...you can FEEL the cock WAY too much. And that is usually the wear-ers reason for wearing them. Its the closest thing to skin on skin they can get away with. Then if they do come in their pants..you get to feel all the sticky wetness since the pants are so thin.

MinahSky
11-05-2007, 01:56 PM
I would worry more about the guy who wears parachute pants than sweatpants. Sweatpants are thick as hell. Parachute pants are one step up from a condom...

I will admit that almost every sweatpants wearer wanted a HJ, BJ or sex. At the very least they wanted to get that happy feeling in the Mr. Torpedo area. And in dancing for them I was prepared for the subject to come up at some point (pun halfway intended). But I also wasn't surprised when it did...

You have to make that choice: decline to dance for them or deal with what dancing for them entails.

Katrine
11-05-2007, 02:01 PM
Yoda was very comfy when we met. He wore these. In purple.
http://www.undiesdrawer.com/undiesdrawer/images/gosoftwear_jock_short_blk_1.jpg

cameron_keys
11-05-2007, 02:02 PM
^^ Hot.

Lapaholic
11-05-2007, 02:07 PM
^^^ I thought Yoda was green!!!

Sophia_Starina
11-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Green and purple are perfect complements.

yoda57us
11-05-2007, 08:22 PM
Yeah, I guess if that's the goal of your strip clubbing experience it doesn't really matter what you wear. I guess it proves me right about my sweat pant generalizations. Best of luck.

Well, it definitely proves something....

Jay Zeno
11-05-2007, 09:43 PM
Yoda was very comfy when we met. He wore these. In purple.Katrina was comfy when we met. It took all my willpower not to go into The Trance. Cleavage was plenty enough to be alluring, not enough to be over the top (so to speak). She was dressed to impress. Unfortunately, not to impress me. But she did anyway.

What we were talking about? Oh, yeah. I wear sweats when it's cold out on the field. Docker style does just fine for the club. I don't notice what other guys wear. I have my focus elsewhere.

Sophia_Starina
11-06-2007, 01:33 PM
Like I said yoda, you're the exception. If I encountered sweatpant dudes like you I probably wouldn't have posted this. You seem like a decent guy who is probably a pleasure to dance for.
Sadly sweatpant men around my neck of the woods are slimy, creepy, weirdos have want a quick nut for $20 bucks.

Jenny
11-06-2007, 01:40 PM
Yoda, I'm sure that you are delightful and look stunning in your sweatpants. But - and just saying - I don't know if the post was intending to set up a dichotomy between sweatpants and having a finger shoved up your ass or sweatpants and guys who decline to bathe. Your sweatpanted impressiveness aside, we could just say that they are all bad things.

Although, funny story - I did have a conversation with a customer yesterday about sweatpants.

cameron_keys
11-06-2007, 01:42 PM
I went yesterday afternoon with the intent of surveying my fav about my wardrobe and also to see what the in crowd was wearing. The fav said I always look fine and that she prefers my clean and fresh appearance, soft pants, pleasant demeanor and fat wallet over the construction workers who show up smelling like they haven't bathed, wearing dirty jeans and spending not nearly enough money to make it worth holding her nose for. She also mentioned the annoying guys in suits who spend a few bucks but want her phone number...



Well geez..if those are our only options!!LOL!!

And yeah...I'll give the sweatpant boner man a chance to just be fashion un-wise and not pervy...but unless I"m desparate I AINT dancing for the construction guy COVERED in grime. Seriously dude..you want a girl to rub on you while you are covered head to to e in grit and dirt and sweat? No thanks. Even if I am desperate enough..your getting an air dance and I WILL tell you why.

But Yoda..I'd dance for you even if you were wearing a Speedo!

Sophia_Starina
11-06-2007, 01:55 PM
But Yoda..I'd dance for you even if you were wearing a Speedo!

Can I request a picture of yoda in a speedo?

cameron_keys
11-06-2007, 01:58 PM
Can I request a picture of yoda in a speedo?

Can I second that request?

Lapaholic
11-06-2007, 02:05 PM
Has Yoda just made the sweatpant boner man a good thing ... I am now unpacking my sweats ... lol

Sophia_Starina
11-06-2007, 02:06 PM
^^^^Lol..... only if you post a pic of yourself in a speedo....

Lapaholic
11-06-2007, 02:45 PM
Oh crap - *** putting sweats away again ***

yoda57us
11-06-2007, 04:37 PM
Like I said yoda, you're the exception. If I encountered sweatpant dudes like you I probably wouldn't have posted this. You seem like a decent guy who is probably a pleasure to dance for.
Sadly sweatpant men around my neck of the woods are slimy, creepy, weirdos have want a quick nut for $20 bucks.


Yoda, I'm sure that you are delightful and look stunning in your sweatpants. But - and just saying - I don't know if the post was intending to set up a dichotomy between sweatpants and having a finger shoved up your ass or sweatpants and guys who decline to bathe. Your sweatpanted impressiveness aside, we could just say that they are all bad things.


My participation in this thread was to simply make the point that you shouldn't judge customers by how they are dressed. I know there are plenty of pervs out there who wear the thinnest pants they can find with no underwear and expect to cum in one song, then brag about it on TUSCL...
If a guy is dirty or smells bad that is an obvious thing and many dancers will choose simply not to dance for them.
Yes, having a finger shoved up your ass is a bad thing...well, in the club it is....and getting hit on is a pain in the neck but a guy's wardrobe isn't going to guarantee that either of those things will or will not happen.




But Yoda..I'd dance for you even if you were wearing a Speedo!



Can I request a picture of yoda in a speedo?


Can I second that request?

ooohh, I dunno, this is going down a very dangerous road ladies.
I'm flattered but seriously, just as there are some women who should not be allowed to wear spandex, there are some men as well....

Lapaholic
11-06-2007, 04:56 PM
^^^ Well hell Yoda - if we cant judge a book by its cover then we will have to read it...

So as of now Yoda is the exception to the no sweats rule...

How about a Tron Suit??

http://clsiccom000.web105.discountasp.net/finaloffr.jpg

yoda57us
11-06-2007, 07:49 PM
Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner here.....

Katrine
11-06-2007, 09:05 PM
That would be rad! The tron suit...and totally acceptable here in Austin. Anything goes. Yoda...when are you coming back here? Let's both go out in sweatsuite and gold chains, pretending to be respective Italian and Ukrainian mafioso. ;) Or are you Irish?...I forget ;)

yoda57us
11-06-2007, 09:40 PM
Yoda...when are you coming back here? Let's both go out in sweatsuite and gold chains, pretending to be respective Italian and Ukrainian mafioso. ;) Or are you Irish?...I forget ;)

Good deal Kat...with or without underwear? Ya' know, the real pervs don't wear undies when they go clubin'. I'm Italian baby!

Katrine
11-06-2007, 09:51 PM
Good deal Kat...with or without underwear? Ya' know, the real pervs don't wear undies when they go clubin'. I'm Italian baby!

Sheeeeet, I seldomly wear underwear ever! I'm consta-perv!

Semper ubi sub ubi! Always wear underwear!

UtahMike
11-06-2007, 10:33 PM
Although, funny story - I did have a conversation with a customer yesterday about sweatpants.
And you said, and he said, and you said and he said ... what?

PLEASE satisfy my burning curiosity!

Smokeless
11-06-2007, 10:51 PM
When at the club two weeks ago and had dances with Ms. J for the first time in several months -- and the first time since autumn weather set in, I was in my usual docker-like winter apparel (twills, actually). Soft but business like. Ms. J says, "Gee, I miss the shorts! There's just something fundamentally unfair with me almost completely naked and you there in your dockers! I much prefer the shorts."

Of course, I would like to agree, especially about the unfairness of you being naked and me fully clothed. I think, "Wish to rectify that after hours?" But leave it a thought only.

I think sweats are usually sloppy. I've only seen one man they look good on, and he wears them all the time. But come summer, I'm always in shorts, and I've never had a complaint but usually compliments for wearing them.

Jenny
11-07-2007, 07:11 AM
And you said, and he said, and you said and he said ... what?

PLEASE satisfy my burning curiosity!Oh, he vigorously defending the wearing of sweatpants for perverted ends, although he agreed that he would be unlikely to wear them anywhere else; he was wearing jeans. At the end after all the "you were amazing, blah, blah, blah" I asked if it would have been so much better if he was wearing sweatpants; he really didn't even consider before saying "yes. Yes it would."

Gosh, when I type it out, it doesn't seem like that funny a story. But it does help us consider all the ways that stripperweb informs out lives.

VegasPrincess
11-11-2007, 08:01 PM
Its so disgusting. I dont need to see or feel that. at least when a guy is wearing jeans you cant feel his boner so much

MinahSky
11-13-2007, 03:35 AM
Its so disgusting. I dont need to see or feel that. at least when a guy is wearing jeans you cant feel his boner so much

Six in one half, one dozen in the other... he's got a boner either way. I prefer the sweatpants, I like to see the freaks coming...they are no threat. It's the ones who try to hide what we all know is there that worry me...

paytonpie
11-13-2007, 05:09 AM
I know what you mean where i work at in dallas at kings the guys tend to do that a lot. nasty:(

yoda57us
11-14-2007, 07:21 AM
Sadly the truth is starting to dawn on me....

My favs don't mind dancing for me when I show up in sweat pants because they can't feel anything....:'(

missjzone
11-14-2007, 07:54 AM
...a visual representation of the disgusting, nasty, scumbag, perverted boner man.

eww... and interesting at the same time.

Sophia_Starina
11-14-2007, 01:34 PM
Sadly the truth is starting to dawn on me....

My favs don't mind dancing for me when I show up in sweat pants because they can't feel anything....:'(



:-\ ?????

Bellona
11-14-2007, 01:52 PM
Sadly the truth is starting to dawn on me....

My favs don't mind dancing for me when I show up in sweat pants because they can't feel anything....:'(

Lol, youre funny

yoda57us
11-15-2007, 06:54 PM
:-\ ?????


Lol, youre funny

Yep, confusion followed by laughter...just what I'm used to....;)

SilverBullet
12-10-2007, 02:25 AM
wait, so strippers don't like when the guy has a boner in his jeans? i wear suits for work, but jeans for everything else....its not like we can hide it though

sweats are for sports imo

yoda57us
12-10-2007, 09:41 AM
wait, so strippers don't like when the guy has a boner in his jeans? i wear suits for work, but jeans for everything else....its not like we can hide it though

sweats are for sports imo

some would consider strip clubs to be a sport....

Sophia_Starina
12-10-2007, 09:44 AM
I don't mind guys who wear jeans. I also don't mind boners. I mind it when guys wear the thiiiinest material possible and poke me with their pervert-wood.

Stringer
12-10-2007, 12:03 PM
Six in one half, one dozen in the other... he's got a boner either way. I prefer the sweatpants, I like to see the freaks coming...they are no threat. It's the ones who try to hide what we all know is there that worry me...
My kinda dancer. ;) Dancers like you are the reason I wear my thinnest sweat pants.

Stringer
12-10-2007, 12:04 PM
I don't mind guys who wear jeans. I also don't mind boners. I mind it when guys wear the thiiiinest material possible and poke me with their pervert-wood.
My erection is "pervert wood"?::)

gingerlee
12-10-2007, 01:48 PM
^^^Yes, it is.

But back OT, I did a dance for a guy on Saturday night and he was wearing sweatpants. The whole time I kept thinking in my head that I was dancing for 'Sweatpants Boner Man'. I wanted to laugh SOOOOO bad, but I couldn't.

cameron_keys
12-10-2007, 02:22 PM
^^ I was dancing for a guy the other day who jokingly said he should have worn his thin basketball shorts. I told him..no...you dont want be pervy Sweatpants Boner Man do you???

He thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard!!

Phil-W
12-10-2007, 02:26 PM
^^ I was dancing for a guy the other day who jokingly said he should have worn his thin basketball shorts. I told him..no...you dont want be pervy Sweatpants Boner Man do you???

You were beng too tactful - you should have asked him if he wanted to be "pervy sweatpants pencil boner man!"

Phil.}:D

Stringer
12-10-2007, 03:42 PM
^^^Yes, it is.

But back OT, I did a dance for a guy on Saturday night and he was wearing sweatpants. The whole time I kept thinking in my head that I was dancing for 'Sweatpants Boner Man'. I wanted to laugh SOOOOO bad, but I couldn't.
I am the ORIGINAL Sweatpants Boner Man, and many dancers love it! ;D

Ginger, you'd definitely get the sweatpants treatment!

gingerlee
12-10-2007, 05:36 PM
^^Yeah, he got charged an extra $25 a dance because he was wearing those damn pants, AND he got a shitty dance on top of that.