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^^ Ginger that was mean. It should have been either $25 more or a shitty dance. I think applying both is double jeopardy and unreasonable ;)
FBR
gingerlee
12-10-2007, 07:39 PM
Hey, he was the douche that wore sweatpants and couldn't stop trying to adjust his boner while I was dancing.
*Shudder*
He obviously never read "Dress for success" and most likely was ADD with his constant adjustments to his privates. I can see how those deficiencies would make you nervous compared to your other customers.
FBR
Madcap
12-10-2007, 07:54 PM
FBR isn't being honest, he's out in the spandex 12 days a week. Don't let him fool ya :)
Madcap = trying to fucko FBR ;)
FBR
gingerlee
12-10-2007, 08:07 PM
FBR isn't being honest, he's out in the spandex 12 days a week. Don't let him fool ya :)
That sounds so hot. ;D
That sounds so hot. ;D
Ginger close you eyes and click your heels three times. It could be good :P
FBR
gingerlee
12-10-2007, 08:23 PM
Nooooo I'm not gonna do it. The last time I did I ended up somewhere very scary. I was in a club full of dudes in sweatpants, and they all wanted dances from me.
You are a strong woman. I know you can control it.
FBR
Taylorlila
12-11-2007, 03:08 PM
^^^Yes, it is.
But back OT, I did a dance for a guy on Saturday night and he was wearing sweatpants. The whole time I kept thinking in my head that I was dancing for 'Sweatpants Boner Man'. I wanted to laugh SOOOOO bad, but I couldn't.
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I am the ORIGINAL Sweatpants Boner Man, and many dancers love it! ;D
Ginger, you'd definitely get the sweatpants treatment!
Thats not exactly a title to brag about....
Stringer
12-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Thats not exactly a title to brag about....
Oh, but I do. ;) I could give a rat's ass what anybody thinks about it.
Signed,
Proud Sweatpants Boner Man
Elvia
12-11-2007, 08:51 PM
^^^ Wow, that's sad. So desperate for female attention, you don't even care that they're all disgusted by you.
Stringer
12-11-2007, 09:51 PM
^^^ Wow, that's sad. So desperate for female attention, you don't even care that they're all disgusted by you.
Honestly, I could care less.
Elvia
12-11-2007, 10:03 PM
No one believes that.
Stringer
12-11-2007, 10:16 PM
No one believes that.
You don't have to, sweetheart.;)
Amber_Sparxx
12-12-2007, 01:19 AM
Does it make me weird that I don't mind the sweatpants pervs? Unless I'm feeling pissy (which is rare, and in which case I don't approach custies I don't know), I'll make a game out of it if faced with the sweatpants boner boys. Get them good and revved up, then air dance for a few. How many sets of balls can I turn blue tonight? I swear, sometimes I think I might be more pervy than some of them! My ULTIMATE NO-NO is when they try to pull me down onto it to try to use me for a hump toy. I work the toy, dammit! :P
RebeccaSolidarity
12-12-2007, 03:11 AM
i hate you all.
when i was having a lap dance performed... so i could know how to better give them, right... i looked to my left briefly and saw the legs of this guy sticking out from his little lapdance booth, and he was wearing sweatpants. i remembered reading this thread and started laughing hysterically in the middle of the dance.
heehee.
;)
yoda57us
12-12-2007, 07:23 AM
i hate you all.
when i was having a lap dance performed... so i could know how to better give them, right... i looked to my left briefly and saw the legs of this guy sticking out from his little lapdance booth, and he was wearing sweatpants. i remembered reading this thread and started laughing hysterically in the middle of the dance.
heehee.
;)
Lol, I know the feeling...I think about Sophia every time I put on a pair of sweat pants now...:)
Lapaholic
12-12-2007, 08:29 AM
... sweatpants boner boys. ...
Wow !!! Now its like a group. SBB forever YO!!!
Here they come
Walking in the club
THe dancers they run from
the sweatpant boners boys .. ( Bet u thought it would rhyme - silly u!)
Hey hey were the Boners ...
People say were kinda gross
But were to busy perving
and see who will splooge the most!!
( sung to the the tune of the Theme from the monkees)
I apologize for being so silly - couldnt help it!!!
Taylorlila
12-12-2007, 10:39 AM
Oh, but I do. ;) I could give a rat's ass what anybody thinks about it.
Signed,
Proud Sweatpants Boner Man
Well yeah if you never want a girlfriend...or any sexin besides your hand or that which you purchase...brag away.
Stringer
12-12-2007, 11:05 AM
Well yeah if you never want a girlfriend...or any sexin besides your hand or that which you purchase...brag away.
Pfft...girl please. Like you have ANY idea what my life is like outside of the SC. ::)
I could say that you never want a boyfriend...or any sexin besides a vibrator because you grind on cocks for a living. But I wouldn't make that assumption.;)
Mastridonicus
12-12-2007, 01:00 PM
So Sophia...are we good here or what?
I need to know. Cause when I come to your club I need to know if I should just wear running shorts instead... But whatever, you know?
cameron_keys
12-12-2007, 01:13 PM
Well yeah if you never want a girlfriend...or any sexin besides your hand or that which you purchase...brag away.
Wait...you arent impressed? I know I am. Come on...Cocky loser struts into the club pitching a teeny tiny tent in his sexy,sexy ratty sweatpants...tell me you wouldnt cream your thong right there. You KNOW you would!!!
Sophia_Starina
12-12-2007, 01:38 PM
So Sophia...are we good here or what?
I need to know. Cause when I come to your club I need to know if I should just wear running shorts instead... But whatever, you know?
Mast, you should wear titanium pants. Your virility scares me. :O
RoseWhite
12-12-2007, 05:51 PM
To the tune of TMBG's "Particle Man":
Boner Man, Boner Man,
Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
Getting some love the only way that he can -
Boner Man.
Elvia
12-12-2007, 09:55 PM
^^^ Lmao!
Stringer
12-13-2007, 12:34 AM
I never knew as a SBM (in more ways than one!) that I am so loved!
Taylorlila
12-13-2007, 12:34 PM
Wait...you arent impressed? I know I am. Come on...Cocky loser struts into the club pitching a teeny tiny tent in his sexy,sexy ratty sweatpants...tell me you wouldnt cream your thong right there. You KNOW you would!!!
Okay..okay I admit it:-[ I really want to leave my hot, rich boyfriendwho LOVES that I grind cocks for a living for Stinger and his hot sexy sweatpant clad wood...but I know I can never have a man as manly as him...thats why i said that...i'm just so sad and bitter.
The sweatpant boner men are just too good for me...*sigh* only in my fantasies will I be able to have their hard throbbing sweatpant wood.
Elvia
12-13-2007, 02:27 PM
Maybe someday, Taylor... maybe someday...
Sophia_Starina
12-13-2007, 03:51 PM
Okay..okay I admit it:-[ I really want to leave my hot, rich boyfriendwho LOVES that I grind cocks for a living for Stinger and his hot sexy sweatpant clad wood...but I know I can never have a man as manly as him...thats why i said that...i'm just so sad and bitter.
The sweatpant boner men are just too good for me...*sigh* only in my fantasies will I be able to have their hard throbbing sweatpant wood.
:rotfl:
velvet
12-14-2007, 02:09 PM
i saw two last night. the one guy was leaving and i'm like are those sweat pants?
yes
but are you sweat pants boner man?
hahahahaha i think he thought i was crazy and didnt get it.
soo i guess he wasnt one hehe
Silverback
12-19-2007, 12:16 AM
OK, fine. Next time I'll just take 'em off! >:(
threlayer
12-23-2007, 01:17 PM
I guess I don't understand some of this: the sweatpants I know of are lots thicker matierial than slacks. If a guy wears shorts (not briefs) in slacks, you can feel just as much if not more. Further if he leaks, it will come thru a lot faster than with sweatpants. Finally, if guys have more 'freedom' to get hard, which some of you admit you expect (or even like), but some don't (are we expected to be lifeless dolls with open wallets), then we will not have to stop the activities and manually 'adjust' as often. Now if you're talking about thin lycra-like materials, I would understand the objections.
But I'm just not a very clothes-conscious guy, so I'm lost with many of these strtongly-expressed preferences.
cameron_keys
12-23-2007, 01:20 PM
I guess I don't understand some of this: the sweatpants I know of are lots thicker matierial than slacks. If a guy wears shorts (not briefs) in slacks, you can feel just as much if not more. Further if he leaks, it will come thru a lot faster than with sweatpants. Finally, if guys have more 'freedom' to get hard, which some of you admit you expect (or even like), but some don't (are we expected to be lifeless dolls with open wallets), then we will not have to stop the activities and manually 'adjust' as often. Now if you're talking about thin lycra-like materials, I would understand the objections.
But I'm just not a very clothes-conscious guy, so I'm lost with many of these strtongly-expressed preferences.
We are talking about the typical thin sweatpants,trackpants, or basketball shorts....usually worn with the specific intention of getting off. If you read the whole thread..you'd see that.
threlayer
12-24-2007, 09:17 PM
I've been following this topic here and in other SW threads for quite some time. I guess I never understood that sweatpants were made of anything but thick, soft, absorbent material designed to stretch and absorb sweat. Well, no matter; I never ready understood the term, khaki, either (isn't that a color). I don't want to offend, but I want to be comfortable too; guess I'm safe as i've had no complaints about that.
cameron_keys
12-24-2007, 09:29 PM
I've been following this topic here and in other SW threads for quite some time. I guess I never understood that sweatpants were made of anything but thick, soft, absorbent material designed to stretch and absorb sweat. Well, no matter; I never ready understood the term, khaki, either (isn't that a color). I don't want to offend, but I want to be comfortable too; guess I'm safe as i've had no complaints about that.
If you are spending and not doing anything else pervy...nobody will usually complain. To your face anyway.
And absorbant or not..stuff leaks through. Trust us. And we dont want your baby batter on us.
Even reg sweatpants are soft...and while we are not surprised when you get a hard on...we dont want to feel it in all its boner-glory poking us in the butt the whole time we are trying to dance for you.
Plus...listen to yourself. You are honestly trying to defend wearing sweatpants in public outside of a gym. Which,sorry...it just totally classless and sloppy.
RandomUser
12-25-2007, 02:57 AM
"Hey buddy, this is a friendly place, but keep the mouse in the house"
stole from "Friends"
poolmaninSATX
12-25-2007, 10:02 AM
Come on people, you should drees well, at work, at play, and at clubs. Sports gear out side your home or sports bar( and only if a game is actually on) is kids stuff. Nice pants or slacks and a good looking shirt tells others you take pride in your appearance. I think people in "feel my boner" clothes are losers and slobs. Show some class.
DylanAngel
12-25-2007, 06:06 PM
If you are spending and not doing anything else pervy...nobody will usually complain. To your face anyway.
And absorbant or not..stuff leaks through. Trust us. And we dont want your baby batter on us.
Even reg sweatpants are soft...and while we are not surprised when you get a hard on...we dont want to feel it in all its boner-glory poking us in the butt the whole time we are trying to dance for you.
Plus...listen to yourself. You are honestly trying to defend wearing sweatpants in public outside of a gym. Which,sorry...it just totally classless and sloppy.
And into my siggy you go!!!
LMAO, Cam...baby batter...bwahahaha.;D
Skywalker
12-25-2007, 06:42 PM
I have never gone to a stripclub in sweatpants, but I certainly have in standard (not gym) shorts. When it's 90 degrees plus out, I wear shorts everywhere, including work, and would never think to "sneak it out", so to speak. I personally see nothing wrong with this, and no dancer has ever said anything (to me) or not given a dance based on this fact. Of course, I've always wondered what gets said in the dressing room about the customers. Truth is, customers are talked about behind closed doors wherever there are customers, if they're rude, demanding. obnoxious, etc.
However, one thing that's been interesting in this whole discussion has been the disgust some dancers here have shown with the feeling of a hard-on when they're giving a lap dance. Isn't that expected? Doesn't that show you're doing your job well? I've had dancers rub themselves on me and ask me what's wrong if I DON'T have one.
Just curious...
threlayer
12-26-2007, 09:26 AM
...And absorbant or not..stuff leaks through. Trust us...we dont want to feel it in all its boner-glory poking us....You are honestly trying to defend wearing sweatpants in public outside of a gym. Which,sorry...it just totally classless and sloppy.
Nothing leaks or pokes thru for me because I just don't get excited enough (well, hardly ever). I myself haven't worn sweatpants outside except when going to a drive-thru and don't even own those anymore, as they make me hot down there (hence the name, you know). Loose slacks is another story. I amalways cleaned and dressed up when I go clubbing. I was talking rhetorically about the nature of sweatpants to understand the points not made clearly. And I still don't know the definition of sweatpants.
WiseGuy_TX
12-26-2007, 12:02 PM
This is how google defines it unless we are talking about some other variation.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sweatpants&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
poolmaninSATX
12-27-2007, 12:47 AM
gym pants, jogging suit bottoms, track and field bottoms. pants that you can exercise in because they are loose fitting.
Amber_Sparxx
12-27-2007, 09:36 AM
Skywalker, I have to agree with your last point. If I'm at work, I'm putting forth every available effort into being sexy. If you don't have a boner or convey your (hopefully growing) state of arousal, I have to wonder if I'm doing something wrong. And I don't care what you're wearing; if you're going to have an erection, I'm going to feel it unless you're wearing a layer of sheet metal in an uncomfortable area!
Jenny
12-27-2007, 09:42 AM
There is a difference in feeling someone's erection as you are sitting on their lap and feeling every fold of skin through pants as thin as rice paper as they try to penetrate you through their sweats. While expecting to be entirely insulated from erections may be unreasonable, expecting to not have gym short material shoved into your vagina by some guy's inappropriately bound penis is not.
threlayer
12-27-2007, 10:33 AM
This is how google defines it unless we are talking about some other variation.
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=sweatpants&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2
Those all look like thick material to me, not the thin cloth that I believe many contributors here have referred to. Yes, a full explosion will come thru the thick material within a few seconds, but a half-drop of pre-cum will be trapped. The thin stuff will not prevent any seepage.
Look, I get what you're saying about the trouble with it and I understand that. What I am saying is the name you're giving to the clothing is either wrong or confusing. So,no matter.
Amber_Sparxx
12-27-2007, 11:19 AM
I'll agree with Jenny there. Boners are okay, but it's strange when someone uses his shorts as some sort of makeshift condom while trying to poke into my happy no-no places. It seems that might be a problem if you dance in a nude bar. We only go down to thongs where I work, so thankfully that's not a situation I encounter often.
cameron_keys
12-27-2007, 12:04 PM
Those all look like thick material to me, not the thin cloth that I believe many contributors here have referred to. Yes, a full explosion will come thru the thick material within a few seconds, but a half-drop of pre-cum will be trapped. The thin stuff will not prevent any seepage.
If you paid attention you'd realize we were talking about guys who wear these things DELIBERATELY to have a "full explosion"
And I could care less whether a guy gets an erection or not as long as he's paying me. I dont take it personally...too many things could be contributing...too much alcohol, nerves, coke, etc....
Pay me and I dont care. Unless I feel it shoved against me with material no thicker then a condom so I can feel every vein. I CHOOSE what penises I want to feel that closely..and chances are...yours isnt one of them.
UtahMike
12-27-2007, 11:24 PM
FWIW--for years, I went to SCs, but I never bought a lapdance because I thought that the point of a lapdance was to get the guy to cum. I draw the line there--I don't think looking at a pretty naked girl or even having one sit on my lap is cheating on my wife, but I think that getting off because of her is cheating.
Then, one of my favorite dancers gave me a free dance at the end of the night. (Well, not exactly free--I had tipped her about a hundred bucks at the stage.) After I found out that you can have a dance without cumming in your pants, I decided that I enjoyed them.
And that is how I became the dirty old man I am today.
WiseGuy_TX
12-28-2007, 12:20 AM
...a girl wants a guy to appreciate a dance and not made to feel like a dog is humping them.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JsQWVzz4uIM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=xNIC-jZVmwg