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GuyPOV
12-28-2007, 12:33 AM
15 pages in I dare to read the whole thing but I do agree that a guy should dress a certain way in a club. However, I also would say that if you don't like the way guys are dressing in your club, then you are at the wrong club. The club sets the dress club. You can take it or leave it. This is not even a debate at a high-end club.

cameron_keys
12-28-2007, 12:39 AM
15 pages in I dare to read the whole thing but I do agree that a guy should dress a certain way in a club. However, I also would say that if you don't like the way guys are dressing in your club, then you are at the wrong club. The club sets the dress club. You can take it or leave it. This is not even a debate at a high-end club.

High end club doesnt always mean more money. I've made more in the dives then the so called high end clubs(that were just pretty decorated whorehouses)

So I'd rather work at the club with the best money potential and the least stress. And no matter what club you go to...wearing what amounts to a shorts-shaped condom is pervy

Madcap
12-28-2007, 12:43 AM
If you paid attention you'd realize we were talking about guys who wear these things DELIBERATELY to have a "full explosion"

And I could care less whether a guy gets an erection or not as long as he's paying me. I dont take it personally...too many things could be contributing...too much alcohol, nerves, coke, etc....

Pay me and I dont care. Unless I feel it shoved against me with material no thicker then a condom so I can feel every vein. I CHOOSE what penises I want to feel that closely..and chances are...yours isnt one of them.

THAT has got to be the penultimate stripper reply to this. Done deal guys.

Slacks work.

GuyPOV
12-28-2007, 12:45 AM
^^^absolutely right. I'm just saying you can prevent that from happening completely by working at the club that fits your requirements.

cameron_keys
12-28-2007, 12:49 AM
^^^absolutely right. I'm just saying you can prevent that from happening completely by working at the club that fits your requirements.

Not really...those clubs have no money potential in this area.

Sophia_Starina
12-28-2007, 04:08 AM
Done deal guys.
Slacks work.

Yupppp...

Jenny
12-28-2007, 12:57 PM
15 pages in I dare to read the whole thing but I do agree that a guy should dress a certain way in a club. However, I also would say that if you don't like the way guys are dressing in your club, then you are at the wrong club. The club sets the dress club. You can take it or leave it. This is not even a debate at a high-end club.
I'm not sure how sensible this is. Like, if we are complaining about it, it is obviously in a club in which there is not non-sweatpant dresscode and the club's interest in dress code is, by nature, different than ours. So you're saying that if our interest diverges from the club's at all, our complaints can't have legitimacy? I just don't see that. And obviously we don't have to take or leave the whole club. We can decline to dance for any customer we want for any reason (potentially barring a few). So, I'm not sure what you are getting at. I mean it sounds like you are saying "If the club allows sweatpants you have no rights to either complain or have a preference against them" which just sounds... silly.

Tara_SW
12-28-2007, 03:07 PM
You have to make that choice: decline to dance for them or deal with what dancing for them entails.

phew. What a long thread and I'm really not sure why it's such a drama that some of us prefer to avoid sweatpant wearing customers. We can dance for or not dance for any of you that we please & the why doesn't make a difference either. That is a fact. It's not up for debate. It just is the way it is... so anyway, I just wanted to add that I think that MinahSky hit the nail on the head and that's why if I'm working a club that allows them in I don't dance for sweatpants guys either. It's one of those live and learn things. I learned I am not willing to deal with what they are after. Not for $20 bucks a song or $200. I'm just not going there and if a customer doesn't like that then he should just find another dancer. I guess I just don't see why that is such the big deal for some of you men :shrug:

ironmaidern
12-31-2007, 01:11 AM
I wear silk pants.

GuyPOV
01-11-2008, 09:10 PM
Jenny one day we are going to agree on something.

You have every right to set your standards. I'm just saying that why fight an up hill battle? If your club allows anything to walk through the doors, including sweat pants, go to another club. I know there are plenty of clubs that would not allow a customer through the door with sweat pants.

Jenny
01-11-2008, 09:22 PM
Jenny one day we are going to agree on something.

You have every right to set your standards.
Then why did you say that we should take it or leave it?

I'm just saying that why fight an up hill battle? If your club allows anything to walk through the doors, including sweat pants, go to another club. I know there are plenty of clubs that would not allow a customer through the door with sweat pants.
Okay... again, I don't know that I'm going to agree that any complaint about one's workplace is not legitimate because you should just go work somewhere else.

Phil-W
01-12-2008, 06:47 AM
I'm just not going there and if a customer doesn't like that then he should just find another dancer. I guess I just don't see why that is such the big deal for some of you men :shrug:

Perish the thought that us poor custies ever realise that dancers regard the job as a source of income and not as a dating service/source of erotic thrills/place to chat without being paid for the pleasure.

Our poor little egos would shrivel up and crawl away into the corner to die. ;)

And slightly more seriously, good luck to you for avoiding "Mr Sweatpant Man". If it isn't to your taste, then why dance for them?

Phil.

yoda57us
01-12-2008, 01:47 PM
Jenny one day we are going to agree on something.

You have every right to set your standards. I'm just saying that why fight an up hill battle? If your club allows anything to walk through the doors, including sweat pants, go to another club. I know there are plenty of clubs that would not allow a customer through the door with sweat pants.

I don't know where you go clubbing but in most of the civilized world this just isn't practical. I live in Boston and have been to just about every club in a 200 mile radius over the years...I've seen guys wearing sweats in all of them.

It's not a matter of letting "anything" walk through the doors though, as a guy who dresses for comfort I do appreciate your stunning generalization. Clubs need both customers and dancers to survive and, in the 21st century, casual attire is accepted, even if not appreciated, in most clubs. I'm sure there are some fancy places with a very strict dress code but the expense account guys that used to haunt those clubs are not around anymore.
Heck, five or six years ago I walked away from what is now one of my favorite clubs because the bouncer told me I had to tuck my shirt in if I wanted to go inside. That policy changed when management figured out that dancer can't sell dances to empty seats.

I confess, I wear sweatpants to clubs all the time (though my ATF says they are actually "warm-ups" and yes, she loves em' cause they are soft) but I also understand why the ladies have an issue with most guys who show up wearing them. It's not as simple as just changing clubs. It never is.

GuyPOV
01-12-2008, 07:13 PM
Damn I kinda interested in some of these no dress code clubs. I thought they were the minority but maybe they are the majority. In my little world, most of the clubs I go to would kick you out for t-shirts, sweats, holes in jeans. Maybe I should venture to the other side more.

domlee
01-13-2008, 12:36 PM
This thread is funny.

The DJ should announce "fashion police" and have the red flashing lights shining while you dancers run out there w/ night sticks and beat the the customers w/ sweatpants, shorts, etc.

cameron_keys
01-13-2008, 12:48 PM
This thread is funny.

The DJ should announce "fashion police" and have the red flashing lights shining while you dancers run out there w/ night sticks and beat the the customers w/ sweatpants, shorts, etc.

I think that should apply everywhere. In fact, I'm going to start carrying a red flashing light and bullhorn and doing this every time I see a guy with his pants puilled down around his buttcheeks or a 400 pound woman in a belly shirt that says HOTTIE.

domlee
01-13-2008, 01:00 PM
I think that should apply everywhere. In fact, I'm going to start carrying a red flashing light and bullhorn and doing this every time I see a guy with his pants puilled down around his buttcheeks or a 400 pound woman in a belly shirt that says HOTTIE.

My current theory is that the trend of guys wearing their pants low enough to expose their boxers...was created by law enforcement. Slows down the gangsters that try to run.

Callyish
01-13-2008, 01:02 PM
How is this thread still going on?!

UtahMike
01-13-2008, 03:08 PM
^^ Newbies feel they have something to add. Then we react to them.

I think it beats "Does she really like me?" threads.

Sophia_Starina
01-13-2008, 08:30 PM
How is this thread still going on?!

Some guys just don't get it... probably never will...

Amber_Sparxx
01-15-2008, 03:44 AM
Holy crap, this thread has, in fact, gone all manner of humorous, hasn't it?

Maybe, instead of the fashion police, we could send out the LD nut seeker police? A girl in some sort of law enforcement outfit, with a lit sign (to stand behind him with) that says "I'm desperate to feel vagina for $20". ROTFLMAO


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

But that's part of the glory of our business...we don't have to dance for guys wearing something we find distasteful if we don't want to. Thank God, b/c I don't know if I could be a dancer if we didn't have the freedom to choose who we do or don't entertain.

Skywalker
01-15-2008, 05:44 AM
I have never been in a club which didn't allow t-shirts and shorts. Haven't paid attention to sweatpants before, but probably will after this thread. That included the highest end club in town.

However, for argument's sake, and having worn both in my life...not in stripclubs...I believe the standard high quality BUSINESS slack is much thinner on average than any sweat I've ever worn, yet there seems to be no mention of that anywhere on here. Most suit-pants and dress slacks are VERY thin, and that seems to be the attire most of the dancers here WANT the men to be wearing. Don't get it. I think the next time I go...my once every other year venture, I'll pull out some nice slacks and see how that feels, both for me and for dancer preference.

Tara_SW
01-15-2008, 05:17 PM
ok. I've figured out why a few of the men here are so up in arms about this subject.

they are upset that we can refuse them...even in a stripclub. The fact that we can tell them no really ruins their fantasy expectation of getting attention from the attractive woman of their choice.

It's not the clothing that is their issue. It's the fact that we have the choice to not dance for them or not. It smacks a bit too much of the "real world" where we women can refuse their attention any ole time we please.
:twocents:

Skywalker
01-15-2008, 07:14 PM
Personally, I couldn't care less whether dancers want to dance for me. I've only had one private dance, but many, many dancers have asked me. I think most dancers can tell whether I like them (pretty obvious), and almost without fail over the decades they've immediately asked me if I want a private dance. Never thought that was worth the money until the only time I tried.

I just think this whole thing about dress codes and sweatpants is funny. I've been to supposed businessman's clubs, and there are people there with t-shirts and shorts. A dress code? Don't make me laugh. A behavior code? That's fine.

Again, fancy dress pants are MUCH thinner than ALL sweatpants. Why the hatred of one and love for another, except that supposedly dress-pants guys make more money.

Jenny
01-15-2008, 07:21 PM
^^^
I would suggest that it is because a) as we've all said sweatpants are slovenly and should be worn in your home, at the gym or at the laundrymat and b) relatively few guys wearing a suit are walking around with an unfettered erection. It would look... not very nice (albeit very manly) at work. These things are pretty intuitive, actually.

FBR
01-15-2008, 07:27 PM
I usually wear khakis or a suit. But all this talk has given me wood. I mean, what have I been missing? The next time I go to the club I think I might just wear sweats.

FBR

ColetteCalahan
01-15-2008, 07:43 PM
^^^ HAHHAHHAAHAA i think that was the best post of this whole damn thread.

Skywalker
01-15-2008, 08:05 PM
I thought this thread was about the grossness many dancers considered about the THIN nature of sweatpants. A dresscode was based upon shorts exposure and sweats thin-ness, NOT general "appearance". Good god, who cares what a person looks like? Fine, you don't want to dance for someone with sweats. Fine, you don't want to dance for the guy whose breath stinks. However, DRESS PANTS ARE THINNER...BY FAR...THAN SWEATS.

Jenny
01-15-2008, 08:08 PM
This thread has talked at length about many qualities of sweatpants. There is no point in focusing on one and taking out of context, is there?

FBR
01-15-2008, 08:09 PM
^^^ HAHHAHHAAHAA i think that was the best post of this whole damn thread.

I was serious. Really. I mean, imagine FBR in sweats ;)

FBR

ColetteCalahan
01-15-2008, 09:00 PM
Well, seeing as how you "are" your avatar, I assume you mean, "imagine the fly-eating, beer-guzzling muppet wearing sweatpants..." to which I say, nahhhh, that'd detract from the semi-biker, semi-Bear quality it attains with the tight denim. ;D

TheSexKitten
01-15-2008, 09:18 PM
I thought this thread was about the grossness many dancers considered about the THIN nature of sweatpants. A dresscode was based upon shorts exposure and sweats thin-ness, NOT general "appearance". Good god, who cares what a person looks like? Fine, you don't want to dance for someone with sweats. Fine, you don't want to dance for the guy whose breath stinks. However, DRESS PANTS ARE THINNER...BY FAR...THAN SWEATS.

Basketball shorts are the worst. :yes: That is all.

occasional visitor
01-17-2008, 07:47 PM
A dancer recently suggested i switch to sweat pants instead of jeans. I guess my jeans were a bit rough on her legs or something.

I remembered this thread and had a nice laugh.

alina666
01-20-2008, 07:17 AM
Ewww yess....I'll dance but I won't give you a good one! And I'm traumatized when it comes to shorts after I had my back to a guy one day and turned around to see that he had hiked them up so that his junk was hanging out the pant leg...:eek: :crazy: :gasp:

yes this happened to me also and the guy had ended up cumming on my fucking leg as his shorts hiked up nasty as fuck!

AznExtasy
01-20-2008, 10:07 AM
I definitely give way less contact to people with boners sticking out their sweatpants during a lapdance. Pervs.

Gia13
02-02-2008, 01:04 AM
Thank GOD my club has a rule against customers wearing sweatpants/windpants/etc. Although one man, just last week, came in wearing a long trench coat. One of the bouncers pulled him aside and asked to see what he had on underneath because he wass acting suspiciously. The man said "Oh no, it's fine, I have these on!" and opened his coat. He was wearing a lacy, black women's thongs and black knee highs. God help me.

White & Nerdy
02-03-2008, 09:14 PM
This weekend, I had some dances from my favorite dancer. She told me of a guy who wore sweatpants and she named him "The Sweatpants guy." She asked The Sweatpants Guy for a dance and he asked, "Will you touch me?" She moved her hands around her body (except between her legs -- this is important!) and said that she would touch him all around. Well, when they got to the lapdance area, the guy took off his sweatpants! He was expecting Mr. Happy to be touched! She said that she didn't do that and the guy didn't want a lapdance after all.

Odder still, the guy was in the club the same night that I was. He looked like an old, creepy Max Weinberg. Sure enough, he was wearing sweatpants! I did not see one dancer approach him. When he was propositioned for a dance during a dance special time, he said no.

I asked my favorite dancer if she would dance for me if I wore sweatpants and she said, "Of course!" Maybe I should have asked her if she read Stripperweb.com!

Anyway, The Sweatpants Man reminded me of this thread! :)

UtahMike
02-11-2008, 10:20 PM
Are these the type of shorts to which you refer?

http://www.onceawave.org/archive/allhands.archive.0710/image003.jpg

Or these? Titled, "Why Men Wear Black Bicycle Shorts."

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/121069.jpg

gingerlee
02-12-2008, 09:29 AM
^^I'm going to need 5 more years of therapy because of those pics.

zxcire
02-12-2008, 09:33 AM
;D :D Oh GOD black bicycle shorts I'm laughing too hard right now.

Yekhefah
02-12-2008, 09:44 AM
Um, in that first pic... how come they're all hard? :O

doc-catfish
02-12-2008, 10:06 AM
Um, in that first pic... how come they're all hard? :O

Horrid as that looks, the second pic is even scarier. Those guys look like they have three woodies apiece and not all in the same place. That must be the Chernobyl cycling team.
:eek:


^^I'm going to need 5 more years of therapy because of those pics.

Ditto that. :drunk2:

UtahMike
02-12-2008, 01:33 PM
Um, in that first pic... how come they're all hard? :O

I report--you decide!

Snappa
02-12-2008, 09:57 PM
I report--you decide!

4 Boys, 1 Golden Cup?

RebeccaSolidarity
02-13-2008, 02:05 PM
Um, in that first pic... how come they're all hard? :O

Maybe they are just really... really... really... big?

Erm.

Probably not though.

The pictures, though, they permanently scarred the dykeside of my brain.

Yekhefah
02-13-2008, 06:30 PM
Dude. No. Those guys are hard!

In the second pic, that's just soft peen and testicles. Funny, but not that disturbing. That first pic though... those are grinning guys with their arms around each other and huge, raging erections! WTF were they doing just before that pic was taken?? What exactly did they win that trophy for?

UtahMike
02-13-2008, 08:10 PM
But nobody's answered my question yet--are those the kinds of shorts you ladies are complaining about?

Amber_Sparxx
02-21-2008, 07:02 AM
4 Boys, 1 Golden Cup?


Holy CRAP.....ROTFLMFAO..........I just laughed so hard that Coke came out of my nose and I think I may have just peed on myself a little!!!! Thank GOD I turned away from the computer in time to avoid spraying it with soda!

UtahMike
02-21-2008, 01:12 PM
Maybe they are just anticipating their visit to the strip club to celebrate their victory.

dangerousdiva
02-21-2008, 01:22 PM
No, I don't think those were the type of shorts we were referring to, but now they are on the list!!