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Desiree
02-21-2008, 01:26 PM
But nobody's answered my question yet--are those the kinds of shorts you ladies are complaining about?

No I think they were referring to the loose basketball shorts made of that thin mesh that just kind of hang. Although I would never give a dance to a guy wearing *gasp* bike shorts. And I doubt I would ever see anyone even attempt to come in the club wearing them either.

Wo0t
03-04-2008, 07:14 PM
aremt dress "slacks" just as thin? My dress pants are considerably lighter/thinner than any pair of sweatpants that I own. If this is the case..you turn down millionaire businessmen often?

Jenny
03-04-2008, 07:28 PM
Sigh. As has been stated here; most of the time guys wearing business suits are also wearing underwear.

Djoser
03-04-2008, 10:30 PM
Sigh. As has been stated here; most of the time guys wearing business suits are also wearing underwear.

:rotfl:

Wo0t
03-04-2008, 11:20 PM
:rotfl:
It was an honest question. I am a male..and unless my underwear are TIGHT (which most arent, especially boxers) they wont do a thing for anything mentioned in this thread.

Djoser
03-04-2008, 11:26 PM
I shouldn't have posted the ROFL. Sorry Jenny, FBR, and JZ.

Look, wo0t, no offense, OK? It's just after working in clubs for a number of years, you kind of lose empathy for guys who even consider how thin their pants or underpants are.

My bad...

FBR
03-04-2008, 11:49 PM
Wo0t, are you the W00t who was banned yesterday? I mean with a slight jiggering of your screen name? This is your opportunity to be a man and fess up.

FBR

Sophia_Starina
03-04-2008, 11:53 PM
aremt dress "slacks" just as thin? My dress pants are considerably lighter/thinner than any pair of sweatpants that I own.

No... dress slacks arem't thinner than gnarly sweatpants.


If this is the case..you turn down millionaire businessmen often?

Yes... I do because I'm just that cool.

::)

jaizaine
03-05-2008, 04:26 AM
We had a buck come in the other week who was dressed in a skin-tight lycra cat suit it was fucking funny. I danced for him, it was funny, he looked so feminine.

Djoser
03-05-2008, 05:55 AM
We had a buck come in the other week who was dressed in a skin-tight lycra cat suit it was fucking funny. I danced for him, it was funny, he looked so feminine.

That is funny. Here in Key West you get the transvestites coming in the clubs sometimes, sometimes in full drag regalia. Haven't seen one get a dance yet, but I can't see everything that goes on, and I'm sure it's happened. I'm not even going to think about the various fabric thicknesses that could be encountered there, lol.



Wo0t, are you the W00t who was banned yesterday? I mean with a slight jiggering of your screen name? This is your opportunity to be a man and fess up.

FBR

WTF? Did I just apologize to a troll?! LOL!

Eh, it's good to remind yourself to follow the rules once in a while, I'm leaving the apology.

xdamage
03-05-2008, 08:37 AM
It was an honest question. I am a male..and unless my underwear are TIGHT (which most arent, especially boxers) they wont do a thing for anything mentioned in this thread.

Well, I tend to wear suits (but no ties) because I like them, and yes the material is thin, but guess what? I don't do it with the intent of wearing the thinnest thing possible to get off. In fact, quite the opposite... I don't get off in SCs, and I don't want my suits ruined by excessive body fluids. I doubt any guy in a pair of sweats has worried about that. Do I speak for all guys in a suit? Nope, but it is an example of how we are coming at this from a different point of view then the guy in sweatpants.

In any case... there are no absolutes in life, so trying to pick out exceptions indefinitely is pointless. Dancers can't know anything for sure, but they can, given limited info, play the odds. The odds are the guy who comes in wearing sweatpants or silky gym shorts is coming into squirt. Common sense. If they are not okay with that, then they can use what info they have to decide yea or nay to doing business with a customer.

WallyT
03-05-2008, 11:17 AM
How about a show of hands of every customer or dancer who prefers the feeling of denim dances?

The real problem with sweatpants is they have those tiny front pockets only, that don't hold as much money to give to dancers.

xdamage, two words for the dress trousers: absorbent boxers.

WallyT

Sophia_Starina
03-05-2008, 11:20 AM
How about a show of hands of every customer or dancer who prefers the feeling of denim dances?

I'd rather dance for a guy in jeans than give a dance to Sweatpant Boner Man.


The real problem with sweatpants is they have those tiny front pockets only, that don't hold as much money to give to dancers.

The real problem with sweatpants can be described in 17 pages... perhaps you should start at post #1. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99564


xdamage, two words for the dress trousers: absorbent boxers. WallyT


Are you essentially advocating diapers? :yuck: Classy.



Can I get a show of hands for whom ever wants to dance for a dude wearing Depends.



:crazy:

Djoser
03-05-2008, 11:36 AM
OMFG...

WallyT
03-05-2008, 12:11 PM
I'd rather dance for a guy in jeans than give a dance to Sweatpant Boner Man.


How does this work? Is there one Official Sweatpants Boner Man and a whole cult of sweatpants boner boys followers? And why do dancers wear those skimpy little thongs for dancing anyway? Wouldn't it be better for dancer and customer to have some protection between their nekkid selves?http://www.news.wisc.edu/wisweek/05-Apr-2006/images/w_hockey_ice.jpg



The real problem with sweatpants can be described in 17 pages... perhaps you should start at post #1. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99564

I tried to read the whole thread, honest. The picture of Team Boner Shorts made it impossible to continue.



Are you essentially advocating diapers? :yuck: Classy.


Not knowing xdamage well, I figured the problem was measured in teaspoons. If a man comes in quarts then you're right, he'll have to go Ultra-Absorbent.




Can I get a show of hands for whom ever wants to dance for a dude wearing Depends.


Aw, c'mon - old guys like Bob Dole and John McCain needs entertainment too.

WallyT

Sophia_Starina
03-05-2008, 12:14 PM
Seems like someone has a hockey fetish.... hockeybobby.... you have been warned.

hockeybobby
03-05-2008, 12:49 PM
Seems like someone has a hockey fetish.... hockeybobby.... you have been warned.

hmmm....likes girls hockey? Haven't seen Wally on the hockey thread yet I don't think. He has seniority on me here too, so I'll cut him lots of slack.
Sophia, does my love of hockey seem fetishy to you? That's making me feel a little dirty right now.;D
hb

BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:58 PM
Hockey is a fetish? Hmmm.

I used to play hockey. About the only sport I do like.

WallyT
03-05-2008, 01:18 PM
hmmm....likes girls hockey? Haven't seen Wally on the hockey thread yet I don't think. He has seniority on me here too, so I'll cut him lots of slack.
Sophia, does my love of hockey seem fetishy to you? That's making me feel a little dirty right now.;D
hb

Wow, you mean there's a place to discuss if you think Cammi Granato is hot?

Uh, where?

Oops - let's keep this on topic - Cammi IN SWEATPANTS is hot. Maybe?

WallyT

RebeccaSolidarity
03-05-2008, 01:20 PM
Why... can... I not... stay away... from this... thread...!?

Cannot... stop... reading...

My brain... my brain...

Wo0t
03-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Well, I tend to wear suits (but no ties) because I like them, and yes the material is thin, but guess what? I don't do it with the intent of wearing the thinnest thing possible to get off. In fact, quite the opposite... I don't get off in SCs, and I don't want my suits ruined by excessive body fluids. I doubt any guy in a pair of sweats has worried about that. Do I speak for all guys in a suit? Nope, but it is an example of how we are coming at this from a different point of view then the guy in sweatpants.

In any case... there are no absolutes in life, so trying to pick out exceptions indefinitely is pointless. Dancers can't know anything for sure, but they can, given limited info, play the odds. The odds are the guy who comes in wearing sweatpants or silky gym shorts is coming into squirt. Common sense. If they are not okay with that, then they can use what info they have to decide yea or nay to doing business with a customer.

Thats why I was saying it was just an honest question. Thats the first thing that popped into my head when I thought "thin pants" and "friction"...without looking like a perv. I personally dont think I have worn anything but jeans to a strip club as a customer. I go to have a fun time, usually with friends, and have no reason to stay dressed in business attire. I will also never wear gym shorts or sweatpants...ladies:)

jaizaine
03-06-2008, 03:11 AM
Besides the pervertness of wearing sweatpants don't guys wanna ah not look like a bum when they go out? I mean sweatpants are cool for the house and grocery shopping but to go to a club??

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 05:27 AM
Hockey is a fetish? Hmmm.

I used to play hockey. About the only sport I do like.

BG...have I told you lately how HOT you are?;D

hb

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 05:35 AM
Wow, you mean there's a place to discuss if you think Cammi Granato is hot?

Uh, where?

Oops - let's keep this on topic - Cammi IN SWEATPANTS is hot. Maybe?

WallyT

It's over on the blue side: I LOVE CAMMI GRANATO (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108180)

*end T/J*

Djoser
03-06-2008, 12:33 PM
Seems like someone has a hockey fetish.... hockeybobby.... you have been warned.


It's over on the blue side: I LOVE CAMMI GRANATO (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108180)

*end T/J*


Well I went and looked for a picture, but didn't get past the first page when I didn't see one. Sorry, I'm not always patient, lol. I don't know who this Cammi is, is she a female hockey player?

If you have a fetish for female hockey players, and you like dancers, pray to the almighty Lord Jesus you never meet my last SO, she played hockey in jr high, and was one of the most talented dancers I have ever seen, or experienced, or whatever. I normally don't go for women that can give me a run for my money wresting, lol--but she had the most perfect proportions I have ever seen for a woman with such strength. Never could pin me, and I never tried to pin her--but it was a great workout. She said she was a good hockey player, and I believed her.

Jesus, threadjack city here, sorry mods! He started it, lol...

CherryBomb954
03-06-2008, 04:42 PM
I decided after being with this one custy last night, that business slacks can be just as bad if not worse than sweatpants. Especially when it is that super thin new kind of material alot of the more expensive pants are made of now. I am a fashion idiot, so frogive me, if anyone knows the name of this material, feel free to chime in.
He was really nice, had money and didn't try anything too nasty, but he did like me grinding on his crotch. He was super hard too, I swear the thing felt like it was made out of cement. I am pretty sure he didn't have any underwear on either. It made me uncomfortable, so I stopped dancing for him. He bought me a glass of wine then I went away. He had lots of $$ and was willing to spend but I just don't like being able to feel a guy's penis that much. It just makes me feel weird. Underneath jeans and boxers is one thing, but when there's nothing but a super thin sheath of cloth.....I just can't do it.

WallyT
03-06-2008, 04:58 PM
He had lots of $$ and was willing to spend but I just don't like being able to feel a guy's penis that much. It just makes me feel weird. Underneath jeans and boxers is one thing, but when there's nothing but a super thin sheath of cloth.....I just can't do it.

Perfectly understandable, my dear. Men don't much like to feel womens' vajayjays either. :O

WallyT

WallyT
03-06-2008, 05:14 PM
If you have a fetish for female hockey players,

Manon. http://www.seanet.com/%7Esharkbite/manon/MANON.JPG

She can sit in my lap in sweatpants or out of them any old time.

But still nobody has touched my question about the skimpyness of dancer attire when pervertmen are around. Pad up, ladies. NOTHING pokes through these babies:
http://www.iceprossports.com/stores/i/iceprossports/catalog/P169.jpg

WallyT

Djoser
03-07-2008, 03:23 AM
Perfectly understandable, my dear. Men don't much like to feel womens' vajayjays either. :O

WallyT

Wait, is this some sort of joke? I suck at jokes like these, if it is, sorry.

Are you implying that all women should automatically leap for joy at the thought of close contact with any man's erection?? Please forgive me if I have misunderstood, but if that's the point you are trying to make, you are:

A) Completely unaware of the mental processes going on in women's minds where sexuality is concerned, especially concerning dick.

B) An entirely different sort of man than I am.

I'm no trying to insult you, I just don't understand this thinking--if that's what you meant.

Even if I was on a date with a woman who had told me she loved my dick--having briefly felt it somehow or another, or whatever--I would be very careful what circumstances I asked her to dry hump it, lol.

CherryBomb954
03-07-2008, 04:41 AM
Wait, is this some sort of joke? I suck at jokes like these, if it is, sorry.

Are you implying that all women should automatically leap for joy at the thought of close contact with any man's erection?? Please forgive me if I have misunderstood, but if that's the point you are trying to make, you are:

A) Completely unaware of the mental processes going on in women's minds where sexuality is concerned, especially concerning dick.

B) An entirely different sort of man than I am.

I'm no trying to insult you, I just don't understand this thinking--if that's what you meant.

Even if I was on a date with a woman who had told me she loved my dick--having briefly felt it somehow or another, or whatever--I would be very careful what circumstances I asked her to dry hump it, lol.


Thanks, Djoser! I was about to rip that guy to shreads. Thanks for having a brain and understading my post.

xdamage
03-07-2008, 05:06 AM
...I am a fashion idiot, so frogive me, if anyone knows the name of this material, feel free to chime in....

Probably just wool. I don't know anything about how they weave it, but modern high quality suits coming out of Italy are made of wool that is VERY soft, and some of the weaves are very light (i..e, thin), almost slick it's so smooth.

WallyT
03-07-2008, 10:47 AM
Wait, is this some sort of joke? I suck at jokes like these, if it is, sorry.

Are you implying that all women should automatically leap for joy at the thought of close contact with any man's erection?? Please forgive me if I have misunderstood, but if that's the point you are trying to make, you are:

A) Completely unaware of the mental processes going on in women's minds where sexuality is concerned, especially concerning dick.

B) An entirely different sort of man than I am.

I'm no trying to insult you, I just don't understand this thinking--if that's what you meant.

Even if I was on a date with a woman who had told me she loved my dick--having briefly felt it somehow or another, or whatever--I would be very careful what circumstances I asked her to dry hump it, lol.

That's a lot to get out of thirteen words and a smiley. No, that's not what I meant. And yeah, I think sexuality is pretty comical. If you like attacking people rather than laughing together over common human experience, I'm glad to have been of service.


Thanks, Djoser! I was about to rip that guy to shreads. Thanks for having a brain and understading my post.

CherryBomb954, ma'am, the name is WallyT and I believe strongly that opening the wallyt in clubs, and having ladies like you there to help brighten a fella's day, is what makes the world go round. "That Guy" isn't someone you can have a conversation with. If you disagree with me I'm happy to talk about it, but if we don't see each other as life-size human beings the conversation is bound to frustrate somebody.

Nobody should do nothing in VIP that isn't completely consensual for both parties. Men who don't like the feeling of female flesh are more comfortable in no-contact clubs, as are women who are choosy about which erections they're aware of. If you read my few words to say anything besides that, and isn't it funny and wonderful how we all react to sexual arousal, I should have written my post better. My apologies.

WallyT

Jenny
03-07-2008, 11:00 AM
Um. Okay. "Some men prefer not to have sexual contact with women they don't know" could not be less at issue, because... those are not the men that are under discussion in this thread. If your point is that if women don't like sweatpants and nylon pants they should work in a bar with a dress code - your point is not unique and does not really answer the to real world conditions of this kind of work. If your point is neither of those things... then I have no idea what you were getting at. If you weren't getting at anything, then it was just a failed attempt at humour and we can all move on.

WallyT
03-07-2008, 11:33 AM
Um. Okay. "Some men prefer not to have sexual contact with women they don't know" could not be less at issue, because... those are not the men that are under discussion in this thread. If your point is that if women don't like sweatpants and nylon pants they should work in a bar with a dress code - your point is not unique and does not really answer the to real world conditions of this kind of work. If your point is neither of those things... then I have no idea what you were getting at. If you weren't getting at anything, then it was just a failed attempt at humour and we can all move on.

If there's another practical solution I can't think of one (and I admit that not all guys think ladies in hockey pants are hot). Contact dances give me a boner if they're any good. I don't want to spend 30 bucks a dance trying to hide my arousal. I don't hold it against anyone who's bothered by my woody -- hell, I don't think I'd last a full shift in heels with or without having to get up close and personal with the public.

I stopped wearing sweats to clubs years ago when I learned that I got better attention from the ladies wearing different pants. See, it works. But I'm damned if I am going to stop wearing dress trousers to clubs. Ladies who want their customers wearing jeans, or younger, or blonder or slimmer, will not give me the time of day. I'll spend my time and money with other ladies who have different concerns. Win-win for everyone, don't you think? ;)

Jenny
03-07-2008, 11:51 AM
I stopped wearing sweats to clubs years ago when I learned that I got better attention from the ladies wearing different pants. See, it works. But I'm damned if I am going to stop wearing dress trousers to clubs. Ladies who want their customers wearing jeans, or younger, or blonder or slimmer, will not give me the time of day. I'll spend my time and money with other ladies who have different concerns. Win-win for everyone, don't you think? ;)
Sure. But I can't see how it was at issue as nobody suggested that you shouldn't wear dress pants to the club. It has been suggested that one shouldn't wear sweatpants or nylon pants to the club. So. Thank you for your point of view, but you can see that the confusion is occurring because people are trying to make it make sense in the context of this thread. Which is about why guys generally shouldn't wear sweatpants. Not suits.

Perry
03-07-2008, 12:53 PM
When a person, or persons, wears sweatpants outside of the home, my mind attempts to reboot itself. I simply do not understand the reasoning behind this. First of all, anyone who owns more than one pair of pajamas (and isn’t under the age of twelve) should be killed. If you feel the need to buy a bunch of clothes specially styled for sleeping or a cheap thrill, you have too much money. The only exception to this rule is lingerie.

If you want a critique, I’ve made up my mind. They look like shit and so do you; put some real mother-fucking clothes on before I choke you to death with your flannel, holey pants. I’m not trying to sound like I hate everyone, but it just boggles my mind when someone, nay, everyone seems to completely disregard any semblance of logic and reasoning. Absolute sickness. I would not, repeat, NOT be surprised if I set a someone on fire and they just walked around and complained to nearby people before they collapsed.

I have no interest in someone who can’t get their shit together enough to get dressed.

WallyT
03-07-2008, 12:56 PM
Maybe I'm completely misunderstanding the purpose of this thread and the customer conversation forum. Or maybe I'm too thick to know when I'm being told to shaddap because nobody cares what I have to say.

As I understand it, the main reasons that dancers as well as some guys have requested that SW customers not wear sweats and shorts are:

They make you look like a slob.

We don't want to feel, see or otherwise be aware of your penis.

We don't want to give you lapdances if you're dressed like a perv who plans to get aroused.


The conversation has drifted onto other clothing because some of these issues aren't limited to sweatpants. It's good for customers to know that sometimes it's not them but their clothing that is scaring dancers away. It may be even better for dancers to know a little of what is going on customers' heads -- you want our business, after all? And we want to be entertained by you. If everyone feels squicky about it but won't discuss it customers will feel uncomfortable and stay away from clubs, Dancers won't want to dance, and nobody will benefit.

Here you have one customer's perspective. (Take a look around the thread, though -- I'm not alone). At least one guy who buys lapdances doesn't want to look like a slob, wants to treat dancers with dignity and respect, but won't pretend to ignore that sexual arousal is a large part of the pleasure of buying dances. If my saying that really screws up the day of the SW regulars and tells you I couldn't possibly have useful input here, just say so and I'll go back to lurking.

If the bottom line is "WallyT, shaddap," for god's sake turn off my "you haven't posted" scroll and emails. Either SW wants my content or it doesn't. Can't have it both ways.

WallyT

Jenny
03-07-2008, 01:13 PM
Maybe I'm completely misunderstanding the purpose of this thread and the customer conversation forum. Or maybe I'm too thick to know when I'm being told to shaddap because nobody cares what I have to say.

As I understand it, the main reasons that dancers as well as some guys have requested that SW customers not wear sweats and shorts are:

They make you look like a slob.

We don't want to feel, see or otherwise be aware of your penis.

We don't want to give you lapdances if you're dressed like a perv who plans to get aroused.


The conversation has drifted onto other clothing because some of these issues aren't limited to sweatpants. It's good for customers to know that sometimes it's not them but their clothing that is scaring dancers away. It may be even better for dancers to know a little of what is going on customers' heads -- you want our business, after all? And we want to be entertained by you. If everyone feels squicky about it but won't discuss it customers will feel uncomfortable and stay away from clubs, Dancers won't want to dance, and nobody will benefit.

Here you have one customer's perspective. (Take a look around the thread, though -- I'm not alone). At least one guy who buys lapdances doesn't want to look like a slob, wants to treat dancers with dignity and respect, but won't pretend to ignore that sexual arousal is a large part of the pleasure of buying dances. If my saying that really screws up the day of the SW regulars and tells you I couldn't possibly have useful input here, just say so and I'll go back to lurking.

If the bottom line is "WallyT, shaddap," for god's sake turn off my "you haven't posted" scroll and emails. Either SW wants my content or it doesn't. Can't have it both ways.

WallyT
And I still have no idea what you are talking about. The girls here who do contact dances have not said that "they do not want to feel or be otherwise aware of your penis." They have said that they don't want to feel like someone is trying to fuck them through a fleece or nylon condom. If you see that as unreasonable - that is your right, but not many people here will agree with you. You should meet mr._punk and Sandy on the blue side, and you'll get all sort of high fives about the thinnest possible stripclub wear. The answer to the difference between a suit and the pants we are discussing has been addressed - if you don't think the properties we outline make a difference - well, we do, and there is no point in you telling us that we don't in fact feel a difference if we think we do.

Finally - I'm sure you are quite well aware that they are form emails sent out to all members, not a personal invitation from us to you. The fact that emails are sent out is not a general invitation to post nonsense. We can absolutely have it both ways.

VeraLynn
03-07-2008, 01:33 PM
Last weekend, I danced for a guy who was *just* legal to get into the juice bar side where I work. He was wearing sweatpants.... and I thought of this thread.

Considering how slow that night was and that all ten 18/19 years olds on the hockey team had to scrounge up the $35 to get the kid a birthday dance... I was in no position to argue.

Well, he was so nervous he was actually shaking at first. I let him know that I realized he was nervous... tried to calm him down some. He was still nervous through the whole dance, but he did get slightly hard, maybe 50%.

It wasn't gross or anything because he was so nervous about getting the dance in the first place.... but I will be aware of sweatpants-guys a lot more because of this thread!

cameron_keys
03-07-2008, 01:48 PM
WFirst of all, anyone who owns more than one pair of pajamas (and isn’t under the age of twelve) should be killed. If you feel the need to buy a bunch of clothes specially styled for sleeping or a cheap thrill, you have too much money. The only exception to this rule is lingerie.



Well...you have quite a killing spree ahead of you. You obviously dont understand other women very well. I (and most females I know) own many differant Pj's. 1) I'm not wearing the same thing every day...even to sleep . Eventually, it WILL need to be washed 2) depending on my mood and expected nighttime activity I may want shorts, pants, nightgown, silk, cotton, etc..etc... Just like reg. clothing..sleepwear depends on weather and mood.

WallyT
03-07-2008, 01:53 PM
And I still have no idea what you are talking about. The girls here who do contact dances have not said that "they do not want to feel or be otherwise aware of your penis." They have said that they don't want to feel like someone is trying to fuck them through a fleece or nylon condom. If you see that as unreasonable - that is your right, but not many people here will agree with you.

Nah, I don't read THAT badly. Some women right here on SW don't want to feel it or know it's there. And they shouldn't have to if they don't want to. Nothing nonconsensual should happen to anyone in their workplace. You and djoser want to argue with a guy who feels otherwise, but that guy isn't me. So leave me out of it.


You should meet mr._punk and Sandy on the blue side, and you'll get all sort of high fives about the thinnest possible stripclub wear. The answer to the difference between a suit and the pants we are discussing has been addressed - if you don't think the properties we outline make a difference - well, we do, and there is no point in you telling us that we don't in fact feel a difference if we think we do.

Some of you do, some of you don't. CherryBomb954 on this very page wrote of being squicked out by a gentleman in a business suit. Denying that someone else feels the way they feel is a form of violence against personhood. Or something like that. But some of you are definitely squicked by the wood. My curiosity is more on squick-avoidance than on trying to talk anyone out of that feeling.



Finally - I'm sure you are quite well aware that they are form emails sent out to all members, not a personal invitation from us to you. The fact that emails are sent out is not a general invitation to post nonsense. We can absolutely have it both ways.

In other words, shaddap?

WallyT

Djoser
03-07-2008, 01:58 PM
I'm sorry I misunderstood your joke. I should just stay out of here anyhow, I'm not a customer, though I used to be and I do like a lot of them.

Jenny
03-07-2008, 02:02 PM
Nah, I don't read THAT badly. Some women right here on SW don't want to feel it or know it's there. And they shouldn't have to if they don't want to. Nothing nonconsensual should happen to anyone in their workplace. You and djoser want to argue with a guy who feels otherwise, but that guy isn't me. So leave me out of it.
I think... I think maybe you do read that badly. Either that or you are taking a very minute number of postings to be fairly representative and you are taking others out of context. I mean - speaking of wanting to argue externalities - isn't that exactly what you are doing here? In case you are wondering - yes, it is.


Some of you do, some of you don't. CherryBomb954 on this very page wrote of being squicked out by a gentleman in a business suit. Denying that someone else feels the way they feel is a form of violence against personhood. Or something like that. But some of you are definitely squicked by the wood. My curiosity is more on squick-avoidance than on trying to talk anyone out of that feeling.
And she pointed out that he was not wearing underwear, and there was one thin layer of cloth. So there we have the exception to "most guys wearing a suit are wearing underwear." None of us (including Cherry, I daresay) are "squicked out" by wood; we just may not want to be in a position to feel every vein in a stranger's turgid penis. See? You do read that badly.
As for "squick avoidance" - thank you very much for your stellar advice of "get a new job." I'm sure many women here will find that useful. Thank you.


In other words, shaddap?

WallyT
Certainly not. Let's just not use a form email as an excuse for inanity. Like "look you guys practically demanded this ridiculous argument by way of a form email and if you don't want to hear it, you shouldn't have a form email" is a pretty silly rejoinder.

Sophia_Starina
03-07-2008, 02:13 PM
Untitled SweatPant Poem inspired by WallyT

by: Sophia_Starina



squick-avoidance,
squicked by the wood.
violence against personhood.....







*Snaps fingers, snap, snap, snap* Groovy, man, groovy. 8)





Some of you do, some of you don't. CherryBomb954 on this very page wrote of being squicked out by a gentleman in a business suit. Denying that someone else feels the way they feel is a form of violence against personhood. Or something like that. But some of you are definitely squicked by the wood. My curiosity is more on squick-avoidance than on trying to talk anyone out of that feeling.
In other words, shaddap?

WallyT

WallyT
03-07-2008, 02:17 PM
Untitled SweatPant Poem inspired by WallyT

by: Sophia_Starina



squick-avoidance,
squicked by the wood.
violence against personhood.....







*Snaps fingers, snap, snap, snap* Groovy, man, groovy. 8)

See? All I needed was a good editor. :D

WallyT

Perry
03-07-2008, 02:31 PM
I guess that was a little harsh, sleeping is priviate - but I'm really just pissed about the people who can’t fucking stop wearing stupid looking pajamas like it’s an expensive suit. The people that are most guilty of this are usually younger college students and older high school students and pervs in strip clubs. They are the assholes who you see wearing sweats every day and they are the bane of a dancer's existence. I found a website that preached pajamas to the masses. If there is a wrong religion, this is it. (http://www.pajamasallday.com/)

Sophia_Starina
03-07-2008, 03:13 PM
I can't believe this thread is still going!!! How can anyone even argue? It's pretty simple, wear underpants, sweats are slovenly and short shorts are a major NO NO. Common Sense?




It's still going because there are a lot of pervs in the world who are convinced that dancers should smile and be thankful for sweatpant-tented boners.

They are deluded, disgusting degenerates that try and debate the issue as if dancers are the ones with the problem.

Sorry, sweatpant boner 'men', the strippers have spoken.

RoseLeigh
03-07-2008, 04:15 PM
It's still going because there are a lot of pervs in the world who are convinced that dancers should smile and be thankful for sweatpant-tented boners.

They are deluded, disgusting degenerates that try and debate the issue as if dancers are the ones with the problem.

Sorry, sweatpant boner 'men', the strippers have spoken.

*heart*

Pretty_Penny
03-07-2008, 10:12 PM
i wear pajamas all the time. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. YOU DON'T KNOW ME. WHATEVER. I'LL DO WHAT I WANT. ETC. ETC.

:P jk

........................ but i really do wear pajamas/sweats a lot.

Djoser
03-08-2008, 04:20 AM
It's still going because there are a lot of pervs in the world who are convinced that dancers should smile and be thankful for sweatpant-tented boners.

They are deluded, disgusting degenerates that try and debate the issue as if dancers are the ones with the problem.

By god, that is hitting the nail on the head, whether I misunderstood that joke or not. WallyT may not be a sweatpants boner man, maybe he was just kidding around and isn't of that lowly, degenerate species--but the breed is pretty pathetic, that's for sure.

Must...stay out...of thread