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Callyish
10-09-2007, 07:12 AM
Djoser shut the fuck up you arrogant asshole. No one asked for your input ::)
*falls off her chair giggling*
Djoser
10-09-2007, 07:23 AM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Callyish
10-09-2007, 07:26 AM
Well I almost feel like the saucy bitch this morning 8)
Now excuse me this night crawler needs to find a cave to hide in so I can bloody well get some sleep.... or i'll just grab an assault rifle....
Djoser
10-09-2007, 07:31 AM
What the hell are you doing up so late, it's long past vampire bedtime!
I myself have an excuse. I took an extended Power Nap tonight, while dreaming of pushing buttons in a huge gleaming booth, with hundreds of Czechs, Russians, Serbs, Croats, and Assyrian women popping their booties in the same exact, tedious, boring style, for a hundred thousand robot customers...
Callyish
10-09-2007, 07:34 AM
:rotfl:
I had a dream of pushing buttons for a bunch of ungrateful bitchy strippers...(SW girls don't count... SW girls are a special breed of strippers... im talking your regular day to day stripper)
Oh seriously? Umm well I HAD gone to sleep around 6am... then my father(who is on vacation this week) and his best friend woke me up with their loudness around 10am *snarls* its now 1130am and I can't get back to sleep *growls*
PaigeDWinter
10-09-2007, 07:37 AM
All us cool vampires are still awake.
Callyish
10-09-2007, 07:38 AM
Oh wait Djoser... were the robot customers jerking off under the tip rail?! I had a dream very much like yours except the customers were jerking off on eachothers faces and under the tip rail...
DJ Maimed
10-09-2007, 07:40 AM
All us cool vampires are still awake.
Daywalkers rule!!
Passenger
10-09-2007, 07:51 AM
Now excuse me I gotta go back to planning my next wax show.
Just be careful not to get it in your hair:D Now go back to bed!!
DJSlider
10-09-2007, 11:13 AM
Talk about a change of venue.... lol I went back and read everything again....
yesterday it was all just a blur after being on here for so long....
I appreciate everyone's input, YES we all know button pushing, marble mouthed, cheese spouting horndog DJs.
YES we all know crack smoking, hotel going, streetwalking strippers.
The important thing I have found here is that it does appear that we all get the idea that we don't fit in those catergories just because we are a DJ/entertainer at a SC.
I'm not sure how my wanting a couple of lil zingers to impress turned into this.... but in the end I think it was a productive thing... and it looks like we can "all get along!"
anyway, I am also beyond certain... the aforementioned DJs and Strippers wouldn't be found anywhere near SW because the bad ones aren't interested in promoting what SW stands for!
So glad I refound this site! Thank you all!;D
britt244
10-09-2007, 12:11 PM
anyway, I am also beyond certain... the aforementioned DJs and Strippers wouldn't be found anywhere near SW because the bad ones aren't interested in promoting what SW stands for!
well.. that isnt true. trolls? and yeah we do get people on here that we dont agree with. we dont all agree with what each other does all the time either.
DJSlider
10-09-2007, 12:41 PM
we dont all agree with what each other does all the time either.
So much for unity! Of course, we don't all agree on everything... if we did what would be the reason for having this...because we'd all be on the same page and wouldn't need this.... Wow... try a positive and get shot down... not what I was expecting.... We are all individuals.... and as such.... we have different ideas and ideals..... but a lil common ground was what I was referring to.... not a mindless conglomeration
Djoser
10-09-2007, 01:10 PM
Djoser shut the fuck up you arrogant asshole. No one asked for your input ::)
Here, Callyish, this is for you...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5UJOvVoPcw
LOL, you will love it, old as it is!
Djoser
10-09-2007, 01:18 PM
Sorry, DJSlider, I am now further mercilessly jacking your thread. I like to be tolerant of this sort of thing here in Music Mix, even to the extent of occasionally allowing humor that irritates the hell out of me to remain in place (hasn't happened in this thread yet, though). But then I am notorious for threadjacking, as you have no doubt observed already.
If you want to see a serious threadjacking, though, go here:
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99517
I should warn you, though--don't even think of contributing a reply concerning your oral technique (at least as far as 'eating pussy' goes, lol). Not, at least, until you have seen the direction the thread has taken.
There is certainly a tendency for widely divergent, often conflicting views here on SW. And the site does draw a large number of trolls (people whose only real purpose is to rile everyone up). And even people who do fit the stereotypical limitations of our respective professions, perhaps. Like there might be a few 'button-pushers' amongst the DJs posting here (though I can see you are far from stereotypical already). There might be a few 'boring booty-poppers'. Robotic, masturbatory customer types, etc.
That, I think, was what Britt was trying to say.
But they tend to get shuffled to the sidelines pretty quickly.
Again, I am so glad you started this thread...
I am thinking we might need to speak further of the approaching audition, your plans for it, etc. I want you to get this job.
Callyish
10-09-2007, 01:45 PM
Here, Callyish, this is for you...
LOL, you will love it, old as it is!
:rotfl: Im in the middle of trying to cook dinner and I can't get off the kitchen floor because im laughing so fucking hard! OMFG I LOVE IT! :rotfl:
DJSlider
10-09-2007, 03:39 PM
Sorry, DJSlider, I am now further mercilessly jacking your thread.
I am notorious for threadjacking,
If you want to see a serious threadjacking, though, go here:
I get it you got me reading that other thread to keep me busy lol I have been reading for a long long time now... since ya sent this post and I don't think I'm anywhere near the end lol engaging reading to be sure!
Having finally finished the thread.... you weren't kidding
I am thinking we might need to speak further of the approaching audition, your plans for it, etc. I want you to get this job.
I would like that alot holler when ya got a sec
DJSlider
10-11-2007, 08:12 PM
I want you to get this job.
Well, I appreciate the well wishes... but to no avail.....
the owners brother is the one who gave the asst DJ the job, it's the mgr & head DJ who wanted to get rid of the wimpy, no talent that he is....
unfortunately the owners brother wants the guy to have a chance..... so I am 1st on the list if someone fucks up.....
which means no go... luckily... I did get the gig of flying the new speakers they are having delivered Friday... so I will get about 12 hours work hanging speakers... so I won't be totally broke.......
On that note..... if you have any suggestions..... I am about to start a new thread about looking for a job..... I will have cash.... not much, but some.... so if any knows of a position now please let me know... thx
Slider