MargaritaVillain

... it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.

There is a subtle yet huge difference between hotmail.com and hotmale.com

I went to my nephews' house & hid scrambled eggs in their yard... being an uncle is awesome!

George W. Bush called Kanye West tonight and let him know that he had the Tsunami Roll at Wasabi, proving that he cares about yellow people.

www.Google.com
Search the words "why does" in Google (with the suggestion option enabled).
Look at the second suggestion that appears. WTF?

That's the secondmost-popular entry in the "why does" category?!