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  1. We are in trouble...

    The population of this country is 300 million.

    160 million are retired.

    That leaves 140 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

    Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 15 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing OsamaBin-Laden.

    Which leaves 12.2 million to ...
  2. Which News Glitch Is Best?

  3. Remember Olan Mills?

    If you ever used Olan Mills or the Sears "portrait studio" will probably find this quite funny:
  4. Trump reminds me of someone...

  5. New Doctor

    A man recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for his Medicare program.
    After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the new doctor said the man was doing "fairly well" for his age.

    Slightly concerned about that comment, the patient couldn't resist asking him "Do you think I will live to be 80?"

    The doctor then asked a series of questions, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"
    "Oh ...
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