ok so i thought i'd do a thread on what our (dancers) pet peeves are regarding customers. not to be mean but to show customers the kinda stuff we hate and what makes us ERRRRKK!
DON'T get me wrong, i LOVE customers, they are what keep me employed and my bills paid, and most of them are AWESOME. but there the "others" that aren't, some of them are annoying, rude, or disrespectful.
Here are a couple of my pet peeves:
1) ask a customer for a dance and they reply "i don't know how to dance, i have too left feet"....and they think it's the funniest thing they've ever said, and they're the first one's to ever say it. SO ANNOYING!
2) when a customer ask's "why are you here?, you're too beautiful for this!"....."do you need a job?" - no dummy! we're here becuz we're beautiful and can make a shit load of money! not becuz we can't find a job, or becuz our abusive pimp is forcing us into it! or we're supporting a huge drug addiction (well most of us)
3) you go up to a guy and he doesn't even look in your direction and before you can say hello he's already said "no thank you". .... ok first of all, you're in a strip club so get used to us coming up to you, secondly, don't be so quick to say "no thanks", you're in a strip club so you must be looking for something! and now that you were so rude, im gonna get every girl to go up to you all night and bug you...lol!
4) when a customer asks you for drugs....umm you think i was born yesterday? i don't know if your a cop, and also just becuz im a stripper, doesn't mean i automatically know where every drug in the city is!::)
5) being asked for extra's. obviously, and very rude thing to ask. but at the same time i can't blame you, even though i think it's disgusting! becuz there are unfortunately the dancers that do do extra's and ruin it for the rest of us.
6) being asked for my number or on a date. not to burst any bubbles here cuz it's still a hustle, but we're working, most of us have bf's and even husbands. it's our job to be friendly and flirty. it's entertainment and fanasty. you come to get away from the wife and kids and we come to make money.
ok i think that's enough for now...lol....don't want to look like im bitching..lol...i really do appreciate all my customers, it's the ones that come in here and there and dont' know strip club ediquite! ;)

