Pumpkins stage sit-in to protest halloween carving!
Ok back when I was a juvenile delinquent we did things a little differently…..
The following is true, not made up, and happened just last night. And no I didn’t do this, I’m to cheap to spend the money!
Last night about 9:45 jen let our dog Sadie out for her evening “break”, It was rainy and the deck was clean and clear of offending orange ornamentation. Sadie didn’t spend a lot of time outside due to the rain so we figure she was back in the house by 9:50. About 9:55 she started barking and running around, we didn’t take much notice as she likes to play hide and seek just before we go to bed.
Well at 10:00 my air compressor starts running (it was outside my back door because of the remodeling work we are doing on my house). It was strange since we knew we had it unplugged because it was outside and in the rain. Jen went and unplugged it and then went around the house doing her “lock the doors and turn out the lights” when all of a sudden she screams “Dan! Our deck is full of PUMPKINS!”. Im thinking here we go, busted pumpkins all over the deck and yard (at least that’s what I used to do). But no, here on our deck rail nicely lined up are WHOLE PUMPKINS! 14 of them! Not broken, not rotten, just nicely set out on the rail!
What is this world coming to?