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Here's some real life examples of stripper logic at work. First, a stripper will often ask to play slow music because "it's dead in here." Dead as in people aren't moving, everyone looks bored, and the guys aren't tipping. Well, slow music should pick that up right? According to stripper logic, if their boyfriend dropped dead in front of them, they would shoot him to make sure he's dead before attempting to resuscitate. That's the equivalent of playing slow music in a dead strip club.
Another one of my favorites is when they whine about being tired. They say things like "I've been here since 4." And they make it sound grueling, too. Many of these girls are at a place for eight hours, they go on stage once every hour and a half to two hours, their on stage for ten minutes, and then they go and sit down, waiting for someone to ask them to dance. In an eight hour shift, they'll put in maybe an hour of actual work, and make hundreds of dollars. Yet, they somehow get you to believe that it's tiring. Firemen enter burning buildings to save cats for shit pay, yet they have nothing on strippers.
My all time favorite is when they worry about their shoes not matching their dress. Seriously, it doesn't matter when the dress comes off. Shoes aren't the focal point of many men in a strip club. An amputee could get on stage at some of these places and make tons of money as long as she has great tits. I've witnessed this. Stripper with an amputated arm--from the elbow down--made a bunch of money on stage. Yet, many girls can't go on stage with the "wrong shoes."