Mad dogs & Englishmen! This Brit website promoting "Spankerchiefs" also comes with an online list of masturbation slang for both sexes...;D
Samples From The Girls' List :P
"groping the grotto"
"paddling the pink canoe"
"two finger taco tango"
Samples From The Boys' List ;)
"bludgeon the beefsteak"
"five finger knuckle shuffle"
"hand to gland combat"
Spankerchiefs are designed for the man that needs a good catching area, these babies aren't small at a whopping 16" x 16" they're going to catch whatever you shoot at 'em. Spankerchiefs are made from the finest materials, unlike tissues spankerchiefs don't disintegrate as soon as you drop a large load into them, saving any embarrasing questions about what's on your hands from family, friends or even work colleagues."
