Ahaha, me too Ahmeerah, except my husband still wants sexxors. Weirdo ;D
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My ex girlfriend used to do that, but it want for the same reason, she was just weird /:O . My bad habits are smoking and jack in the box and sometimes I bite my toenails (I used to do it all the time, but you have to have pretty toenails when dancing so i do it once in a while before a pedicure).
Masturbating a lot too myself. Currently am dating someone, but haven't had the "third date" yet. I masturbated myself sore yesterday. :-[
Farting :bomb: and belching. I try very hard to not do these things in public, but when I'm gassy - there have been embarrassing events.
When I masturbate, I just let it fly and lay there until shower time (or it dries). At least I'm helping the environment by not using tissues or T.P. Hate to see our sheets under blacklight. :ashamed: (I use a washcloth in hotels.)
We customers DO know some of your stripper bad habits! In Vegas last year I got a vip dance from a stripper in an all-nude club - her ass smelled like.....ASS! (but I didnt care)
I smoke
I sometimes go 3-4 days without washing my hair, I just put it up
If I have a zit, I don't pop them, I just pick at them until the scab comes off and anything else with it.
I twirl my hair bad
I go through my hair and if I see a hair with split ends I pull the split off or if there is more than one split I will pull them all off until it is a single hair again but sometimes they just break.
I go a long time without shaving my legs, especially in the winter cause I wear jeans and my hairs are blonde, but still I do have a boyfriend, lol.
It sounds like all the women are normal to me but as for you guys , I just don't know about ya'll.......:-\
I pick my nose.
I don't shave my legs for DAYS.
I am horribly unorganized, and leave random stuff everywhere...clothes on the bathroom floor, empty water bottles on the table, etc.
I don't always brush my teeth before bed.
I came up with three:
1) Peeing in the dark.
2) Handing cash to random naked ladies.
3) Reading posts about other peoples bad habits.
I rarely drink anymore.
I don't smoke.
I eat well.
I am pretty organized.
I don't pick my nose..that is my story and I am sticking to it (Get it??? STICKING TO IT).
I am horribly messy, and its something that I've struggled with since I was a child. You might think "that's not a disgusting habit," but trust me: it can get pretty disgusting.
I pick, pick, pick. Pick my nose, pick blemishes, pick dead skin, pick at my hair, pick at scabs, pick around my nails... eurgh. I pick around my nose ring which is really bad because it's still healing but sometimes I just can't help myself :( I like the black goobers that come out of my eyes after wearing eyeliner too.
My mom picks and eats her dandruff though. I think that's absolutely disgusting.
I'm a picker - I pick at my pimples, scabs, whatever.
I bite / chew on the skin around my nails (and my nails).
I also chew on my hair, which grosses me out....I'll even do it after a night at the bar.
I've caught myself doing smell-checks on clothes....clean, dirty, whatever...armpits and crotch areas, etc.
I do all of this absent-mindedly. Which is no bueno when you have someone new spending the night or whatever.
I floss my teeth and smell the dental floss, especially when I've flossed in the way back between my wisdom teeth and gums. Sometimes it smells so bad it truly amazes me.
I've always sort of wondered if maybe humans instinctually smell themselves and their "byproducts" as a way of self-checking health. Like, if TOTH's dental floss smells bad to her, maybe she will naturally adjust in some way to make herself healthier? I was thinking the same thing about the couple of people who admitted to smelling their panties.
I pick my nose. I think it's a panic thing--every time my nose is stuffy I get really anxious. But it's definitely the habit I'm most embarrassed about.
I also rub my skin wherever it's dry, especially on my neck, so it flakes off and leaves me looking all red. I get lots of weird questions about that.
And I bite my nails and cuticles.
And I pop my fingers, toes, neck, back and hips (which always sounds like I'm farting so I have to explain it to whoever I'm with at the time because of COURSE I never fart!).
Oh, and I fart.
Chronic masturbation. I don't know how much money I've spent replacing butchered vibrators. :'(
1. i pop zits, squeeze sebum out of my pores, attack blackheads.
2. i do the same thing as above, on my armpits. yes, armpits have pores that need to be picked at and popped. oh, on my breasts too.
3. pee in the shower
4. occasionally stick the wire in my nose stud back up my nose in public when it's hanging down.
5. pick my nose
6. not replace earplugs (for sleeping) for awhile
7. swipe my labia with my finger and sniff to see if i smell bad
8. occasionally eat food that i accidentally dropped on the floor.
Yup, Iv eaten food that I drop on the floor too, well as long as its my floor. Im clumsy so I didnt Id probably starve! :)
I also eat cold food the next day, like pies, fries, mashes potatoe. I know you1re meant to throw it out, but cold food is nice.
I let my cuticles go rough then rub them on any material that catches, thats very relaxing.
I cant stop sniffing my bath sponges, brand new sponges smell lush too, I can squueze one to my face for hours.
If my dogs have something sticky in thier fur I take ages to get it out, strand by strand- that has to be my wierdest addiction. A dried up sticky paws after eating a chewy is bliss for me to work on!
Oh man.....
1. I am OBSESSED WITH PLUCKING. I plucked my ENTIRE pubic region sans lips (thats a little too much) completely OFF in college. I dig out the ingrowns with a sewing needle. I have virtually no pubic hair, which kind of made me a legend among guys in college, heh heh.
2. I once went an entire summer, only eating one meal a day. That meal was fried chicken, fried shrimp, and french fries with honey mustard. EVERY DAY. Surprisingly, I didn't gain weight.
3. Lets just I wore out my current vibrator in ONE WEEK. I feel like a loser lol
I have to admit, I didn't think I'd get this many responses. I'm just glad to hear that we're all pretty disgusting creatures!!