Re: LOL!! Oral Roberts says, "Devil, get back!!"
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Originally Posted by
francescadubois
^^Yes, there was also some "laying on of hands" and "speaking in tongues". :rotfl:
Church people are the biggest pervs. ::)
'Cesca,
I know I enjoy clowning around, but the following is 100% factual...
I'm personally (and cynically) acquainted with a minister in Southern California who becomes intimate with his female parishioners. After hearing his personal accounts of his sexual exploits, I nicknamed him "The Dickin' Deacon," (TDD) which he actually finds amusing!
His congregational concubines accompany him on out-of-town retreats and revivals, and are typically esconced in nearby hotel rooms. Ironically, TDD is partial to receiving oral worship, which he actually prefers to fucking.
When I told TDD to "dress for warm weather" in the afterlife, he smirked and replied: "I'm very careful about whom I bless with my staff." :-X
Re: LOL!! Oral Roberts says, "Devil, get back!!"
^^Ew!!
That sounds about right, though. I would say most "men of the cloth" are taking advantage of their role as spiritual leaders in their community, both financially and sexually. I can't tell you how many deacons hit on me at my grandfather's church (where he is a minister), but they looked down on ME for being a dancer?
Give me a fucking break. ::)
Re: LOL!! Oral Roberts says, "Devil, get back!!"
I just threw up a little in my mouth! Please tell me they weren't geriatric deacons.
Re: LOL!! Oral Roberts says, "Devil, get back!!"
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Originally Posted by
Optimist
I just threw up a little in my mouth! Please tell me they weren't geriatric deacons.
Sorry, babe. 'Fraid so. :yes: :'(
And they always hugged a little TOO long and a little TOO tight. :O
Re: LOL!! Oral Roberts says, "Devil, get back!!"
Oral and the devil are joined at the hip, "kissing cousins" at the very least.