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Aussie barmaid fined for crushing cans with bare breasts
Aussie barmaid fined for crushing cans with bare breasts
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PERTH, Australia (AFP) - An Australian barmaid who entertained patrons by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons off her nipples has been fined, police said Wednesday.
Luana De Faveri, 31, was fined 1,000 dollars (900 US dollars) in the Mandurah Magistrates Court in Western Australia after pleading guilty to two breaches of the Liquor Control Act.
Another barmaid who helped hang spoons on De Faveri's nipples, Tracey Leslie, 43, was fined 500 dollars while the bar manager was fined 1,000 dollars for failing to stop the pair, police said in a statement.
"She was alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offences" at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, about 80 kilometres (50 miles) south of Perth in June, police said.
The fines "send a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behaviour in our licensed premises," said Superintendent David Parkinson of the Peel Police District.
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I saw a feature who could do that....it scared and amused me all at the same time.
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I'm glad Perth has no more violent crime. They must really have a pleasant little community if this is all the police have to do.
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^^^Exactly! It's like when someone writes in to Dear Abby about "boo hoo my husband hangs toilet paper backwards!" If THAT'S the biggest complaint in your world, you must have a pretty charmed life!
Now I just have to wonder who switched her implants from silicone to titanium. Seriously, crushing beer cans? Owww!
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Isn't Lysondra getting titanium implants? Hey, we haven't heard from her in a few days... think this might've been her? :D
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SundayMorning
Now I just have to wonder who switched her implants from silicone to titanium. Seriously, crushing beer cans? Owww!
Brings new meaning to the term knockers, doesn't it?
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Ohhhh....I was totally picturing the cans getting crushed lengthwise, you know, like when people crush them on their foreheads.
*feels dumb*
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Yekhefah
I'm glad Perth has no more violent crime. They must really have a pleasant little community if this is all the police have to do.
I hate perth, it's like an over grown country town in the most beautiful setting. People there are demented, my ex comes from perth! enough reason there to hate the whole half of the country.
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Haha, wtf?! I wonder how exactly that breeches the liquor control act? It must have been a very dull week in Pinjarra (which wouldnt surprise me) when she got arrested!
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Originally Posted by
Yekhefah
Isn't Lysondra getting titanium implants? Hey, we haven't heard from her in a few days... think this might've been her? :D
Yeah. Oops. ;)
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hey girls, how ya going? I am the skimpy barmaid that got done for crashin cans! I got implants, just regular saline, not titanium LOL, but it was just a party trick that I did to keep the crowd happy, who would have imagined that the newspaper picked up the story and write my full name on an article??? I work at the voodoo lounge strip club now, I totally gave up pub work, not worth the hassle. Still crash a can or two at times, it freaks people out!!!
xoxo Sophie
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So lemme get this right.....
Having bare breasts does not constitute an offence against decency, whereas crushing a beer can between said breasts does.
Is there somethinhg Kafkaesque about the whole situation?
Phil.
PS: Snowbunny,
It even got a mention in the UK on one of our satirical programs: "Have I Got News For You".
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snowbunny:
In light of your celebrity (celebri-titty?) status, have you considered selling the spoons and crushed cans on e-bay?
I'm serious as a heart attack...
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oh man, I heard from my lawyer that the case got some interest in the uk, but I thought he was just making it up!!! At this point I wouldn't mind a follow up story or an interview with a mag, cause my fine is pretty hefty! $1000 is not peanuts! The prosecution's case was not only about crashing cans (whish attracts attention to my sexuality-total BS, cause I am a 16 E cup, my boobs turn heads even when I wear a turtleneck!!!!), but indecent exposure. In WA you are allowed to bare your breasts only in licenced premises, ans the pub I was working in obviously didn't have one. Fact is, they first fined me, then when I resorted to a lawyer to contest the case they went to look for ulterior proves and they found a video of me hanging spoons from my nipples. Now, there goes another reason for me not to be working in pubs ever again:I hate people taking videos of me without permission! as far as I am concerned, that is totally invasion of privacy!!
PS I'll think about selling my props!!! any takers HAHAHA!!!
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snowbunny:
You could probably get an Australian/British/American talk show to pay your travel expenses AND your fine, at the very least.
The resulting media exposure would also be an opportunity for you to promote your product(s) and showcase your considerable assets ;) ...
P.S. I'm surprised that you haven't popped up on youtube.com yet...
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snowbunny
oh man, I heard from my lawyer that the case got some interest in the uk, but I thought he was just making it up!!! At this point I wouldn't mind a follow up story or an interview with a mag, cause my fine is pretty hefty! $1000 is not peanuts!...
Sorry about the fine.
Some mags for you to contact:
www.loaded.co.uk
www.nuts.co.uk
www.zooweekly.co.uk
They're not exactly mags I read, but they cover that sort of story.
Probably wouldn't do any harm to contact them - particularly given your boob size - and explain about your story.
Downside, from your POV, is that it's going to be a photo story.
Phil.
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thanx mate, I'll get on to it tomorrow. At this point I reckon a photoshoot would not be that bad, considering the horrible pics they put in the paper! hey, let's make the best out of it, right?
ok, I better go and train those puppies...I got a whole slab of JD cans to go through tonight!!!
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LMAO, I'd actually like to see that.
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Hi Snowbunny, welcome to the forum! (-:
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yoo hoo! I am going on picture magazine! too cool! I also tried to google my name and I got flabbergasted by how many papers all over the world talk about me! boob power!
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LMAO!!!!
Better be sure your boobs are not on the "No fly list" of Pres Bush after all they are not only WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION but they are apperantly WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and Mass-turbation:D :D :D
OMG no wonder the Yanks are still after Janet Jackson for her nipple....Boobs are more dangerous than bombs!!!!
Sorry but I think it is hilarious!!
Just like the barmaid here who got Prince Harry in hot water with her boobs and arse!!!!
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Originally Posted by
snowbunny
yoo hoo! I am going on picture magazine! too cool! I also tried to google my name and I got flabbergasted by how many papers all over the world talk about me! boob power!
Breast of luck to you and your mammaries, snowbunny! ;D
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Sultry Siren
Better be sure your boobs are not on the "No fly list" of Pres Bush after all they are not only WEAPONS OF MASS DISTRACTION but they are apperantly WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION and Mass-turbation:D
:worship: Awesome flurry, SS :worship:
For some people, word play is foreplay...:P