^^ I have to say that cracked me up when I saw you do it.
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And it works! At least a few people tend to warm up to me.
Abusing the audience may be temporarily (extremely) gratifying, but I have not known it to make me more money.
I'll also mix it up with "Gentlemen, you can't stare my clothing off.. that's why these places exist." Again, has to be delivered in a non-aggressive tone.
Badpixie, I have to try both of these lines!
Overall, if no one's tipping while I'm onstage, especially if there are a decent amount of people in the club, I will cover my boobs with my hands and play it as if I'm shy. I tried leaving the outfit on, but my manager is very insistent that we have our tops off on the second song. He never said anything about covering them up, just that we had to take our tops off.
If I see a guy watching me I'll pull my boobs out for a second look at them, look at the customer cover them back up and stick my tongue out at the customer. After I stick my tongue out I'll give them a big smile and walk away. 99 percent of the time that gets me a tip for being so damn cute.
If i dont get tipped by my second song, i find someone whos staring at the stage,sit down at the end of the stage closest to him,rest my chin on my hand,and STARE right back.No facial expressions,nothing.f they dont tip,oh well...at least they dont see my ass!!
I hate when this happens but sometimes i just suck it up and dance for myself. if guys are watching ill make eye contact and give them a flirty look. then ill go up to them after and find out why they didnt come up. usually guys are just shy or intimidated by the stage, then ill pull out my garter and ask if they would like to give me a tip. usually if they give me a few dollars they will also want a private dance. just try to stay positive on stage, i find the stage is more about selling yourself then making money.
I've been known to play Glamorous by Fergie when I'm pissed off. You know, "if you ain't got no money take your broke ass home!"
Usually I suck it up and dance, but I don't take my clothes off and I don't go all out like I would if there were customers tipping. The way the club is set up, I can't see customers coming in the door but they can see me on camera. I don't want a guy with money to walk in and see a girl sitting on the rack looking bored. But then I want to protect my dignity and not get tired.
If they are at the rack but aren't tipping all that well, I'll wait for a lonely dollar to come out and I pout and say "you only tipped ONE boobie. You need to tip the other one too!"
[quote=Lena;1258696]I grab my boobs and look all cute and say, "would you like to make a donation to my boobie bank?" quote]
i really like this one too! this is going to become my new line for everyone!
No tip on stage? Not such a big deal. Only happens in my club if a girl is a really bad dancer or there's no one in there to do the tipping. That's when ya break out the running man, the cabbage patch, maybe some break dancing moves (make sure you're comfortable in your shoes; watched my friend fall out of her eight-inchers while goofing off.)
As far as getting the cheapies to lay out some cash, sitting and talking (set a time limit) always works for me. I've gotten guys who've never spent a dime in the club to take out several hundred dollars in club money on his credit card. Some guys are just shy and need a little warm up time. Use your brains and smiles.
I was fired for that once.
The funny part: It was noon, with literally no one in the club who didn't work there. I think there might have been a single stray soul playing the video poker machine in the corner.
The funnier part: It was a piece of shit club with holes in the roof. It had been pretty decent when I got hired, and then taken the downhill plunge faster than a roller coaster.
The funniest part: They're now hiring through Rockstar, which means, in this case, that they couldn't get girls on their own.
I was mortified about getting fired from a shithole, too mortified to post about it. I was depressed at the time and thought it reflected badly on me. (I also had a lot of bad stuff happening in the rest of my life. So I quit dancing and quit Stripperweb and dealt with some of my issues and disappeared off the face of the planet (more or less literally -- I'm on the other face of the planet now!)) At this point I don't think I did anything wrong, I just think it's funny and dumb. No sane person would want to work there anyway. I just wasn't sane at the time. :-)