Re: Size... is it relative?
Re: Size... is it relative?
Hmm, vaginas come in different sizes too. But we do not all get wet the same. Some women get soaking wet, meaning a small dick would not be a good 'fit'!!
For a woman who stays on the drier side, a smaller dick may work well for her.
Me. Size matters. I like big dick! Even in my ass! Which i think many asses are just "tight"!
Size matters in the dick Dept. Now, pussy being big gapping holes, i have yet to hear any stories of this.
I mean c'mon 6" is kinda small. A woman gets wet and it's just too much natural lube to get off.
My .02
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We can do kegels to get tighter. I don't know of any little exercises a man can do in line at the bank to make his dick bigger. We women don't want a 2-liter Pepsi bottle but there is a certain minimum threshold we need for satisfaction.
Gotta disagree with Pam on the 6" being small though. The average erect penis is about 5.5" and I was happy with a six-incher for several years (my ex-husband). I've certainly seen much smaller.
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Big Tits are more important than Big Dicks in the grand scheme of things.
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^disagree. My small tits have little to do with a man's orgasm. If I'm fucking a guy with a 3-inch cock, something tells me I'm not getting off on it anytime soon.
xdamage... I think that penis size is simply more spoken/joked about than vagina width/tightness, historically speaking. Clothing has been made to attract attention to it, buildings have been designed to pay homage to it, a million phallic desires have been revered through time... and the thought of these mythical penii being anything less than extraordinary just doesn't cut it. however, as of late, it IS socially acceptable to make a comment at the roast of pamela anderson like, "she's so wide her children WALKED out of her vagina!!" I think society has shifted to a point where the ground is ripe for poking fun at both parts... however, it's harder in the case of women, because whores can have tight pussies, as long as they know the correct exercises. In other words, the tight, virginal hole is a myth. It's more about biology and using those kegel muscles. For men, whatcha got is whatcha got.
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^^^ Couldn't disagree more. Never saw a cute little perky dick I wanted to play with, but I love some cute little perky tits. Different strokes for different folks!
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Size is relative. I suspect there's some genetic malfunction at hand with my vagina, because beyond a 6.5 ain't happenin'. Medium, please.
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Ive heard lots of jokes / silly comments about the size of womens vaginas. (For the record not mine :) )
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Did you ever the episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Richard Lewis' nurse steals baseballs and cell phones in her vagina?!
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Originally Posted by
Pamela
Hmm, vaginas come in different sizes too. But we do not all get wet the same. Some women get soaking wet, meaning a small dick would not be a good 'fit'!!
For a woman who stays on the drier side, a smaller dick may work well for her.
Me. Size matters. I like big dick! Even in my ass! Which i think many asses are just "tight"!
Size matters in the dick Dept. Now, pussy being big gapping holes, i have yet to hear any stories of this.
I mean c'mon 6" is kinda small. A woman gets wet and it's just too much natural lube to get off.
My .02
Nice to see you back and feeling better.
Size is not relative, it is absolute. Illustration..
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a rabbit?
You get a dead rabbit with a 14" wide asshole.
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SarahSynn
Did you ever the episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" where Richard Lewis' nurse steals baseballs and cell phones in her vagina?!
^How do you think I got my collection of Bulgari diamonds??? "Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom. Seach my purse? Of course you may!" ;D
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I think the size of a man's penis is relative to masculinity in our society. Then a woman's integrity is based upon how many partners she's supposedly had. Men get made fun of if they are said or known to have a small penis but women who are suspected of sleeping with a lot of people are called whores and sluts too, loose can be associated with these names as well. I think it cuts both ways.
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Embyr
^How do you think I got my collection of Bulgari diamonds??? "Excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom. Seach my purse? Of course you may!" ;D
LOL, yeah Embyr!!!:D Classic
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Yea, I've definitely heard some jokes that poke fun of vagina size, but they do seem rarer. I think Embyr may be on to a key point though with regards to the many phallic symbols, and focus on the penis in society.
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It's been years since I read it as a horny teenage boy, but doesn't the Kama Sutra have a section about matching up the yonis and the lingams? Like an elephant lingam will work with an elephant or a tiger yoni, but not whatever the call the liitle size yoni. A tiger lingam will work with all three, and might be the best to have, when it comes down to it.
There's something to be said for not being hung like a horse (or elephant, whatever), a lot of women cannot deal with bigger dicks, in which case it hasn't done the guy with the big one all that much good to have it. Lube and patience help a lot, but a bad fit is a bad fit, if the woman is tiny.
There is some correlation between the 'status symbol' aspects of breast size and penis size, but like many men I generally prefer the perky to the enormous, so there does come a point where it's not a good comparison.
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Truthfully I get a lot of laughs when I joke about the size of my penis. And at my age the chuckles are more rewarding than actually trying to do something with my little feller.
FBR
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Yekhefah
We can do kegels to get tighter. I don't know of any little exercises a man can do in line at the bank to make his dick bigger.
Well a man can do kegels as well, and with practice you can make it pulsate, sort of, and grow in size a bit, temporarily--though the size difference is minimal. You can do it in line at the bank, but I haven't tried it there.
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I hear more vagina jokes than penis jokes really. Hot dog down a hallway, etc. They are more colorful.
A small penis is genetic, but a "loose vagina" from being fucked day and night is under the person's control, so it's a better target for jokes. Physically, it doesn't really make a vagina bigger, but we all get the metaphor.
My comment is true, you guys just missed the "grand scheme" of things part.
Large breasts open more doors than a big dick does.
Penis enlargement exercises work, but most men don't have the patience or work ethic to apply them properly. Squeezing your PC muscle on line at the bank or at a stoplight is not only healthy, but it's a lot of fun for us.
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Large breasts open more doors than a big dick does.
Yeah, but little perky tits don't close any doors. Little dicks slam a lot of them shut.
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^^ hahah
I would like to add that big boobs don't necessarily open any doors unless they are attached to something mildly attractive.
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I don't see how you can open a door with big boobs in the way... :O
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Lysondra
I don't see how you can open a door with big boobs in the way... :O
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I've actually heard just as many "loose vagina" jokes as "short dick" jokes.