"This stripper one time really liked me," said my friend
"If I'd have asked, I could have easily gotten her number," he continues.
"How do you know she liked you?" I ask, somewhat skeptical.
"She was telling me how good looking I was and stuff," he replied.
"And what else happened?"
"That was it. I totally could be banging her right now."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha."
Then I explained what was up and my friend looked like I told him there was no Santa Claus. This was a smart guy and he totally bought it that a dancer was really hitting on him. It never ceases to amaze me how people believe what they want to believe.
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This reminds me of a funny story.
My boyfriend and his friend come into my work one night. It was really slow and I wasn't makign money, so I decided to hit on my boyfriends friend.
It took me a bit of work cause at first he was all like, " but yoru my boy's girl, I can't do that to him!" but my boyfriend was saying Dude, go have fun! She has great tits!
I ended up getting the friend to take me to VIP, where we had a lot of fun.
My boyfriend told me later that at his work, his friend was spreading the rumor that I had a crush on him and wanted to fuck him}:D
My boyfriend laughed and said dude - she does her job well. That's what u was supposed to think.
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Originally Posted by
GentlemanX
It never ceases to amaze me how people believe what they want to believe.
Yep. I once even believed that about a wife. Oh well, live and learn.
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:black_cat:witch:
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Silverback
Yep. I once even believed that about a wife. Oh well, live and learn.
:rotfl:
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Originally Posted by
Kaylinn
This reminds me of a funny story.
My boyfriend and his friend come into my work one night. It was really slow and I wasn't makign money, so I decided to hit on my boyfriends friend.
It took me a bit of work cause at first he was all like, " but yoru my boy's girl, I can't do that to him!" but my boyfriend was saying Dude, go have fun! She has great tits!
I ended up getting the friend to take me to VIP, where we had a lot of fun.
My boyfriend told me later that at his work, his friend was spreading the rumor that I had a crush on him and wanted to fuck him}:D
My boyfriend laughed and said dude - she does her job well. That's what u was supposed to think.
That's a wild story. I can't imagine my man encouraging his friend to get dances from me. Hell, he doesn't even come to he club unless he absolutely has to bring me something.
Different strokes for different folks! lol
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Originally Posted by
GentlemanX
"If I'd have asked, I could have easily gotten her number," he continues.
"How do you know she liked you?" I ask, somewhat skeptical.
"She was telling me how good looking I was and stuff," he replied.
Is this guy attractive? Maybe she wasn't BSing him. How does he look on a scale of 1 to 10? ;D
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Originally Posted by
Kaylinn
My boyfriend told me later that at his work, his friend was spreading the rumor that I had a crush on him and wanted to fuck him}:D
My boyfriend laughed and said dude - she does her job well. That's what u was supposed to think.
Do you secretly like your husbands friend? Do you think he's attractive? If you weren't married, would you have a one-night stand with this guy? ;D
OK, I just had to ask. Be honest with your answers!
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Wow. That is truly hilarious. I wonder how many times that's happened to him?
Re: "This stripper one time really liked me," said my friend
The sad thing is, this has happened to me more than once by other strippers. Both before and after i started stripping.
Re: "This stripper one time really liked me," said my friend
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Originally Posted by
GentlemanX
"If I'd have asked, I could have easily gotten her number," he continues.
"How do you know she liked you?" I ask, somewhat skeptical.
"She was telling me how good looking I was and stuff," he replied.
"And what else happened?"
"That was it. I totally could be banging her right now."
"Hahahahahahahahahaha."
Then I explained what was up and my friend looked like I told him there was no Santa Claus. This was a smart guy and he totally bought it that a dancer was really hitting on him. It never ceases to amaze me how people believe what they want to believe.
I had this *exact* same conversation with a guy friend of mine a couple of months ago. Men.::)
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LexxusLovely
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Wow. That is truly hilarious. I wonder how many times that's happened to him?
It happens to him every time he goes into a strip club. For some reason his luck increases exponentially while in a strip club and he talks to a lot more girls than he would in a regular bar. Go figure.
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^^
At least he thinks he's happy. Whatever keeps him shelling out the benjamins, you know :P
You'd have thought he'd figure it out by now...
Re: "This stripper one time really liked me," said my friend
lmao guys are so gullible
Re: "This stripper one time really liked me," said my friend
6 years later, I would like an update to see if he still believes it.