There is a girl at my club who will sit in a guys lap and make a really high pitch noise in his ear until he gives her money. lol
What's the strangest hustle you've seen at your club? Just thought this could be a pretty interesting thread ;D
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There is a girl at my club who will sit in a guys lap and make a really high pitch noise in his ear until he gives her money. lol
What's the strangest hustle you've seen at your club? Just thought this could be a pretty interesting thread ;D
Here's a funny one:
Yesterday a younger guy and his friends were tipping well at the rack. It was mid shift so the music was turned down and we were all talking. He asks, "A girl like you must have a bf, am I right?" My reply: "Well I can't mate with your species so no, not on this planet." He says, "well you look human!" My reply: "You can't see them now, but there are tentacles that come out of my pussy." He says "Let me see!" I told him he'd have to get a private dance. (That's also a funny way to get out of answering that question.)
I've also suggested "playing doctor." For example, putting your hand on the guys forhead and saying, "oh my. you have quite a fever. Good thing I'm a nurse...We'll have to make you feel better in the private dance room."
I'm super-cheesy. I know.
I think that nurse line is really cute!
I don't know any strange hustles...only bad ones. :-\ You know girls that just plop down and sit with a guy without ever saying a word. Never understood that.
We have a new woman, she's in her late thirties and has been dancing for a while, even though she doesn't dance or really do anything at all when she's on stage. She'll walk around and hustle dollars out of guys by going up to guys sitting down, sometimes getting in between guys and the stage and bend over and sort of hop/convulse in front of them. I've seen girls do similar things, but she just plain seems like she's having spasms and it looks so tacky. :(
I knew a girl who spoke no English, except to walk up to guys and go "You give me one dollah".
I don't know if I'd call it a hustle, but I've seen two different girls at different clubs just pick up a guys hand and lead him to VIP. Without so much as a 'hello' or any kind of conversation at all. It seems a lot easier and less annoying than my little mini-date conversation and actually asking for a dance, but Idk if I could pull that off.
WTF?! Thats just weird. I have a feeling that wouldnt last long at my club.
My wanna dance routine is to go up to a guy and start dancing... then ask if he wants buy a dance....its hard for them to say no when youre already dancing... if im trying to hustle VIP its different...
Once I was in a silly mood, so I walked up to a group of guys, and without saying a word, just started tapping them on the head, one by one. Duck, Duck, Duck....GOOSE! Your the lucky winner of a lapdance!
lol kaylinn!!
strange hustles eh?
ok, mimi the circus tent (posted about her in stripper hall of shame) used to slap customers/berate into getting a dance with her. she'd make them scared.. they'd buy dances. then they'd run. or maybe they'd just give her enough go away money that they'd get themselves off the hook!
ummm... ill think and come back to this one...
I worked with one girl at a mid-sized club. Her hustle was to walk up to the table and in front on the guy proceed to bend over and grab her ankles.......mind ya this was all without her saying a word:confused:
I worked with a girl who would tell the customers that I (or whoever she didn't like that day) had lent her $200 to pay her cell phone bill last month, and if she didn't pay me back that night I was going to have my homies beat her up. So they'd give her the $200 so I wouldn't have her beat up.
^ :rotfl:
One girl at my club gets coked off her ass every night...and literally trips and falls into people's laps, looks up at them and slurs "get a motherfucking lapdance, ok?"
Surprisingly...it often works./:O
This chick goes up to guys...with her eyes as WIDE as possible, with some weird sexy face......and starts moaning and panting...i could see this working and it does, the times i see, but man do these sounds SOUND scary.....seriously like dog moans...not sexy at all haha.
We had a brand new girl at my old club who'd just gotten a humongous boob job. She'd stick the girls right in the guys faces at first approach and say "you know you want a dance" They'd get a dance. Next guy. Boobs. Dance. Take money. Repeat.
It was so simple and worked so well. But so.... stupid. We hated her.
Funny!
I did this last night, it came out of nowhere. I walked up to a group of guys and just looked them all over with my hand on my hip....for a good minute. After a while they stopped chattering and I said "I'm just trying to figure out which one of you is going to make me the horniest here...Any ideas?" I wound up dancing for the whole group.
^ sweet! I often do this in reverse-- when a guy is curious about a song and not the half hour in VIP, I tell them that I rarely do individual songs because "really, what's the point of having both of us getting all worked up and horny for three minutes and then having to stop? A half hour is soooo much more worth it."
There was a girl at SR who would wear a french maid out fit and walk around saying, "You rang for service?"
It would have been cute on Halloween but like, why be the only bitch in a costume lol
Just thought of another one, I know this one chick who put kitty juice behind her ears. }:D
OMG, that's so cute!!! I love costumes! As dancers, we're really amongst the privileged few that get to wear costumes all year, and I take advantage of that on a fairly regular basis.
Okay, strange hustles...A girl that I work with that has a rather bizarre sense of personal style....way overdone mystic tan, long platinum blonde strawlike hair (that I do totally hard time her about, cuz she's my girl!), Super dark Egyptian princess type cat-eye makeup, and white (yes, white) lipstick. Despite the naysayers about her (some guys go so far as to say she looks like a TS, did she used to be a man?), she is hands-down the biggest moneymaker we have!!! (I've never heard of her being even remotely dirty, either.) She will walk up to guys, announce that they are going upstairs, and up they go! I've seen her bring guys upstairs AS they're telling her that they won't go up. The last guy I saw her do this to, took her up for at least 3 hours!
I am mystified!
^ she's got powers, obviously. Try to find her stripper amulet ;)