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First night was on Friday and the club was quite full. Before I went to the stage for the first time the house mom had got us newbies champagne to ease the nerves and told the stage rules: dress must come off within the first song. I was shakin' all over when I climbed to the stage and dancing and my brains were screaming "remember to take the dress off within the first minute!". So no trouble in that area!
The first customer was 30 something nick cageish -guy who started chatting tome at the bar. Goth to goth we talked about music and stuff for almost half an hour before HE asked would I like to dance ;D.
He bought a 10 minute dance and I tried to look at my watch what time I started but forgot it. So when I had nothing left I sat on the arm of his chair and we started talking again. He liked me but noticed that I hadn't danced for full 10 minutes. I apologized and said that I didn't remember the starting time. Finally when leaving he said "You'll get better". Felt embarassed.
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Reading this thread reminded me of my own story ;D
So it was my first night dancing, second lapdance back in the couch room, and I was kinda sneakily watching the other girls out the corner of my eyes to try to learn some moves. One girl stood up on the couch so that she was kinda, dancing over the guy a few inches from him, and I was like "cool!!". So the next couch dance I got, I tried it....oh lord. It didn't occur to me that it was a soft surface and my heels sank right into the couch - imagine trying to walk across your bed in your stripper heels! I've no idea how the other girl pulled it off, but in my case I just started stumbling around with my crotch and knees bumping this dude's face until I fell back down onto him. There was an awkward pause then I was like "uhh.....sorry?" and he laughed and was like "its fine, you're new". I couldn't believe he still paid me for it!! ;D
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I'm new too, I haven't tripped, fallen...YET...however....I was in the CR my first night, tried to pull off a sexy move with my legs and super high heel from guys lap to the floor, slinking down in between his legs...almost kick him in the balls...opps!
I also practiced walking and dancing in my bedroom, month's before going to audition!
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A bartender at one of my clubs was telling the story about her very first night.
She's this really funny loudmouthed rude Asian chick, and started probably in the late 80's, early 90's. She saw an ad in the newspaper for dancers wanted. So she goes in and they look her up and down and asked if she'd danced before. -Not realizing this was a strip club- she was like "YEAH I LOVE TO DANCE I DANCE ALL THE TIME!!!" Staff goes, uh, well, this is a NUDE club. She gets confused and they tell her to look around and she finally notices the naked chicks and goes OH! OH HOLY FUCK.
Goes for it anyway. At some point another chick was getting the shit beat out of her by some other chicks and they asked her, you didn't see anything, did you? "NO NO I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING" *runs away in terror*
Finally it's the end of the night and it's time for them to tip out that night. She made $400 and was pretty thrilled with that, so she walks over dancing around yelling "I MADE FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS" all proud of herself, while other girls gave her an "okay, crackhead" look.
She went to wait for her ride, within earshot of the other girls doing their tipouts. Everybody else was saying "I made $800", "I made a grand" and she was SO embarrassed.
It's ten times funnier if you know her lol she's awesome.
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The first club I ever danced at made me do a 3 song audition on their main stage, and I had to pick my music. There were 4 stairs going up to the dj booth so I went up and picked my set. I stepped out of the booth and didn't even make the first stair, I fell flat down on my hands and knees. The dj announced over the mic, 'it's ok, these are new legs, she just bought them yesterday'.
Mortified. Totally mortified. Almost made me change my mind and not audition, but I stayed. Tripped a little getting on stage and cried a bit once I was up there, but when I was done I'd made like, $30 bucks or so, I knew I'd have to learn to walk in heels, because I was gonna be a stripper.
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Oh man if we could only look back and see film footage of our mishaps...heh heh!
You know how you have adrenaline like 90 in the newbie period of dancing, I did a gymnastic flip that I put way too much punch into and propelled myself OFF the stage right into a booth with customers. Yah, I felt like a tool.
I dont think I trimmed the LENGTH of my patch although I knew to do the dainty shave to a heart or a landing strip or whatever. LOL.
I was rushing to get on stage and was pulling hot rollers out of my hair even as I was being announced!! I bolted on stage and start boogying, and go to run my hands thru my hair to discover I had been dancing with at least 3 big hot rollers left in my hair at the back of my head!! Doh!!!! (yas ok I wasnt even a newbie then, just really late hahah).
I went on stage in full costume, and went to get on the floor to do some floor work to discover I was still wearing civilian shoes - OMFG - was that ever embarrassing.
My friend was REALLY new like her 2nd week, and goes to fdo a handstand against the pole and missed - and went right on over and did a reverse belly flop (on her back) it was a moment where you're like OMG are u ok but on the other hand that was FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
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In my first LD I didn't even strip, although it was the guy's first dance as well so nothing was said until later when he came up to me and said 'you know, I think you were more proper than any of the other girls here, they got naked..' and I said something about 'ah well, come back and I'll see if I can fix that!' (natural (if misplaced) hustle! wtf?).. he didn't..
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The worst thing I really remember was that one night after changing brands of Hair gel it GLOWED BRIGHT WHITE under the black lights, I sweated some, the hair gel ran down my face down my back over my tits. It looked like cum under the lights.
Another dancer was nice enough to tell me about it, and help me wash my hair using HAND SOAP and scrub my back down. Bad part was she didn't notice it until after my stage set. Oh man was that really super embarrassing.
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"1st lapdance I ever did was a guy in sweatpants.....I DIDN'T KNOW TO LOOK AT THEIR PANTS!!! and he came, uggg!'
Their pants? Does the type of pants affect how you dance? Or what you do or how close you get? Tell me about this.
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brazenpeach
"1st lapdance I ever did was a guy in sweatpants.....I DIDN'T KNOW TO LOOK AT THEIR PANTS!!! and he came, uggg!'
Their pants? Does the type of pants affect how you dance? Or what you do or how close you get? Tell me about this.
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...nt+dances+ever
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lolagetz
On my first night I sold one VIP. I was too afraid to ask for it... So the custy just said he wanted one, and I was like, "REALLY??!?! Are you sure?! I mean.. It's a lot of money.." Lol. In retrospect I feel bad for the poor guy -- it must have been a crappy dance. It took me a LONG time to become even a little bit graceful on stage or during lap dances.
Ooh, I've done this exact reply for when I'm approached for vip or even just a lapdance sometimes!
A guy asks if he can get a LD and I'm like, "From me? Oh cool!"
I probably look like a dork... ::)
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Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O
Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!
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This didn't happen to me, but first time dancing my friend (who started the same day as me) got on stage and her heel went flying. It hit the club owner, but luckily he was a cool guy, and he laughed. She also fell off the stage too if I remember correctly.
One of my first days dancing I was auditioning for a club, and my top got stuck to my earrings. I couldn't untangle them and needless to say I didn't get the job. I learned not to wear earrings that can get tangled.
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txchick008
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O
Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!
i've put mine inside out like three times after finishing my set but i knew it and didnt want to take it back off. so i just got off fast and put it back right in the dr.
okay i have another one. my second week i thought it would be a good idea to get higher shoes and strapless. so, i wearing them for the third time and walking up to this custie and i kinda slip roll my ankle to the side and broke the strap! right in front of him, i almost cried because i had just bought those shoes! and i was really embarassed. he got two dances despite my clumsiness.
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my first night stripping, i wore a really cheaply made thong, and one of the straps stretched a little and slipped to the side, accidentally revealing my vag. i was not aware of this. i don't dance in a nude club. the manager came to the stage and was like, Ruby, you're not allowed to do that! mortifying.
same night, a few hours later, my legs are feeling really wobbly. i get off the stage and am clearly in pain in front of this group of jamaican guys. i say to them, man, i think my legs are about to give out, and start to walk away. two steps away from them and my suspicions are confirmed. they all laughed their asses off. i smiled sheepishly and said, "i told you so"
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New girl on stage .. I hear this Th-WUNK noise and I turn to look as it's slow.
The little thing was trying to do some sort of push up type move and fallen, face first into the stage. Now this girl brought a bottle of MD20/20 to work and drank it out of the bottle.
* facepalm *
As we say here, "bless her heart."
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txchick008
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O
Luckily, it was an all-black one, and you really couldn't tell....but still!
damn, i still do that on regular basis...:-[
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Can we share newbie stories even when we are not newbies? :D
I was counting my money in a toilet stall and I should know how to hold money properly but I dropped it and all my twenties flew under the stall and all around the bathroom. I swear, they couldn't have spread more if I had tried. I promptly got out and the girls cleared the bathroom for me to pick up my money. I guess they didn't want to be accused of stealing.
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Hahahaa....I always feel really weird doing that...thong down and counting my cash on the potty. Go figure. ;)
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Another D'oh ... Someone had to tell me I had a napkin stuck to my shoe. Paper one. Shoot, I can't see down there!
So funny. I giggled about that all night.
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txchick008
Haha, I have one! Today, I realized I was wearing my thong inside out. :O
Iv put mine back on the wrong way round once with the gusset on my hip!!
I didnt realise till the next dance, then I covered the gusset up with my hand when I took them off. How on earth didnt I notice a thong string across my bits???? ::)
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Well...I have my first funny newbie story after dancing for a month and a half. I decided to venture out and work an additional club(a friend brought me there)
Well, nerves once again, plus the stage is above the custies, my first club there counter is low to us, but we have a baragade(lol...wtf would i call it) that about 2 ft high from our stages floor which is the counter
Well...dont start laughing already. yes..I didnt quite fall, but kinda rolled on to a custies lap. At least he tipped well, i just laughed it off and took a curtsie bow.
Then, there stools are different and i got one of my heels hooked on the bottom and took a face dive..thankfully saved by handsome military men(meeeoooow)
Needless to say I stick with my old excuse...which is true..I gave up ballet and tap lessons for horseback riding lessons
:)
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Jezzebelle
Iv put mine back on the wrong way round once with the gusset on my hip!!
I didnt realise till the next dance, then I covered the gusset up with my hand when I took them off. How on earth didnt I notice a thong string across my bits???? ::)
I've SO done that!
I've gone.. wait... my panties are on sideways...