During my first audition I froze up so bad I lost it and ran out the door trying to put my top back on. I still can't believe they called me back and I got the job.
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During my first audition I froze up so bad I lost it and ran out the door trying to put my top back on. I still can't believe they called me back and I got the job.
well this one girl was in the dressing room with me and she asked, "do we get paid for being here tonight?" as if expecting wage.
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Bwhahahahaha!
Oh I knew I was too lucky to not have a good story starting. Well.....I was on my way to the CR last week and my shoes(i recently graduated to the 8 inchers,lol) I was so proud, not a trip or even a stumble....the side gave out and I did a face dive. Damn ebay shoes!!!!! :(
I try very hard not to remember my first time. But what makes it even worse is that MY VERY FIRST TIME ON STAGE, me dancing like a retard, there was a group of kids videoing me on their f'ing phone. I didn't know what to do so I just stayed up there, luckily one of the other girls got the DJ on it. I just hate to think that somewhere out there there is a video of me dancing my very first time on stage....... *dies*
Ugh, I remember I was all over the place when I started... To mention a few....
It was probably my second week. There was a swing on the stage and I was doing some sexy crawling in close proximity to it. I was smiling at the guy who was waving some dollar bills and feeling all sexy, haha....didn't even notice that the swing was still rocking back and forth. It hit me really hard on the forehead. I remember the whole club busted out laughing....:-[
Also 1st or 2nd week. I went to the bathroom (you take a key and you lock yourself there and nobody can enter) and took a luxury of peeing for 5 minutes, striking poses in front of the mirror and checking out my butt. Then I came out and Dj ran up to me yelling like crazy... Yeah, I missed my rotation and the club got packed while I was in the bathroom. To top it all, I dragged a piece of toilet paper with my shoe on the stage and only noticed it half way through the song;D
My first champagne room...hehe... I came up to a mexican guy who barely spoke english. He asked me for sex and I said NO!!!! THen he said: "VIP room?" I was so happy he wanted a champagne room I completely missed that he was still implying sex. I even told him te rules on the way (I think he didn't even listen to me at that point), he paid, we walked into champagne room, I turned away for a second and he dropped his pants. I backed into the wall, the bouncer came flying in and out with the poor guy in a chokehold. The manager started yelling at me.. total disaster, lmao, I thought they would think I was a prostitute and I would be fired:'( But it turned out well, he even apologized for being so rude and I kept my money;)
first time dancing totally nude,forgot to cut tampon string,danced for a couple songs before one guy said" what's going on downstairs"!!!!!!!!
Wow...this thread makes me feel better about when I first started! :)
My first one, about 3 weeks after I started: This was my first time drinking there, and I got drunk. I was on stage dancing to white snake, throwing my hair around while on my knees. The tip rail comes up about 6 inches from the stage, and as I was throwing my hair around *SMACK* went my forehead on the tip rail. It was slow, and I don't think anyone nocticed (at least they didn't say anything) so I kept going with this horrible headache. I went back into the DR after my set and I had this red spot on my head that turned into a bruise. haha
Another time, I walked out of the bathroom doing my sexiest walk ever. Guys were looking me up and down and smiling. I would smile back and wink. It didn't take a minute before the girl I had bonded with at the club came up to me and told me I had tp stuck to my shoe. hahaha. I still get a little embarrassed thinking about it. Those guys weren't smiling because I was sexy, they were smiling because of my new shoe accessory!
I started dancing after I went to my first ever strip club, so I didn't know a whole lot. Well when I first started I was under 21 but was still drinking and thought I had to get drunk in order to do my job. Big mistake! Anyways, one night I was trying to show off for my boyfriend at the time on the pole. I don't know what I was trying to do but I was looking upside down, holding onto the pole, and BAM. Now I don't remember what exactly happened but I came to and was walking off the stage holding onto one of the girls. My bf told me that when I looked upside down I let go of the pole and hit my head. I think I got a slight concussion.
I drank way too much the first time around! And so many countless stories! One night I had bought a new outfit and one of the bitches did something with it and was like there ya go. That's sexy! I didn't know what she did but the next thing I know my bf came up to me and was like, did you mean to put your outfit on like that? I said, why? He was like, I don't mean to be rude, but it looks like shit! I think they are playing a trick on you.
They were cruel! But I was naive and stupid
Humm let's see my first night (it was actually during the day) was today, so let's see.
1 inch makes a HUGE difference. I was rocking the 7s during my audition. Tried 8 inchers tonight. Mhm... My knees look very multi-colored. One guy sitting near the DR must have seen me fall at least 4 times. He'd sort of look over and be like 'you ok?' uh huh...stay in your seat, don't bother helping.
I'd sort of slip and not be able to straighten out my heel on stage, then apologize to the guy I was suppoed to be dancing for, for ruining it haha.
Made the mistake of sitting and talking with a guy who I KNEW wasn't going to want a dance. 'Oh yeah I'm waiting for so and so and she'll get pissed if she found out' ... right, then get your hand off me...
I didn't do anything TOO embarrassing, just fell, a LOT, and couldn't even finish the shift I was so stressed out. The most embarrassing thing was that I felt like the guys would seem like ... every time my name was called, because they knew I wasn't any good ::) Embarrassing to try and dance when you know they all know you suck!! :P
The first club I worked at was fully nude and during the tip walk we would show the customers the kitty for extra tips. My very first tip walk, the second guy I turned around and bent over for put the dollar in my crack. Being new and naive I just pulled the dollar out and ran away with it. When I finished my tipwalk, the housedad confronted me and gave me a serious lecture about it. The girl who was collecting tips next to me was sheisty and pointed me out to the rest of the staff.
Was also pulled aside on my first or second night and told that I needed to wipe down and put on some better deodorant because I stank.
The outfit I wore to my first audition was so bad the manager was like, "you're gonna have a real outfit on Saturday right?"
My first night, I got ready and came downstairs right in time for the shift, ready to do my first set. I never really auditioned, so I'd never been onstage before in my life. But there was a film crew at the club because apparently some local DJ was in an episode of one of those Wife-Swapping shows, and they had to film something at the club. So all the girls were hiding upstairs, terrified of being on camera. There were no guys in the club; they'd walk in, see the film crew, and walk right back out. And I was going to go onstage as soon as the film crew left...and I just kept getting more and more nervous and really psyching myself out. Finally, the crew left, and I went onstage.
I was shaking so bad I'm shocked I didn't fall. My club has a back stage, a little catwalk, and then two steps down to the bottom stage which is surrounded by a tip rail. Each stage has a pole. I didn't know the pole rotated, and I thought I had to get all this momentum going to spin right. So I take this huge flying leap, and then when I realized my mistake, I clung for dear life. If I had slipped, I probably would have flown right off the stage.
Anyways, in NY, you can't be topless within six feet of a customer area, and at my club, that distance coincides with the position of the steps, i.e. you can't walk down the steps to the bottom stage when you're topless. They told me that before I went on, and I wasn't going to forget. But during my first song, three girls came ON STAGE and told me really aggressively, "Don't go on the bottom stage without covering up!" I got so freaked out I didn't go onto the bottom stage at all during the entire set. I was glued to the back corner of the back stage, where the walls are mirrored. I doubt anyone could even see me. And they had the smoke machines going really bad (found out later the DJ turned them on briefly at the beginning of my second song, but then forgot to turn them off), and I couldn't see shit, and I was terrified I'd misstep and fall off the stage. God, it was horrible. And I don't even want to think how bad my dancing was. I never go clubbing, so at least I wasn't doing that terrible grinding-on-the-invisible-guy-dancing-behind-me move that all the newbies do that looks so fucking bad. And I knew I had no ass, so I didn't try any ass moves (and to me, those always look the worst when done badly). But I was still pretty god-awful.
I have an ass now, though ;D and it's all muscle.