OMG!!! We're extending men's life expectancy by doing our JOB!!!
10 Minutes Of Staring at Boobs Daily Prolongs Man's Life by 5 Years
A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.
"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.
The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.
For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.
She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.
http://news.softpedia.com/news/10-Mi...rs-72490.shtml
I KNEW IT!!!}:D
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Oh. My. God.
I'm going to live to be 237.
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i am -so- going to bring this up as a sales point when customers are reluctant to dance.
hahaha
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It only counts for D-cup and higher??? BOO!
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I posted this a while ago and use it to encourage people to tip also, I just leave out the D-cup part. ;D
But anyway
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scarlett_vancouver
It only counts for D-cup and higher??? BOO!
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That was in Weekly World News or something many years ago. We cut it out and had it taped to the wall in the old DJ booth at Delilah's. If that's true, I'm quite possibly immortal.
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The only thing that the study has wrong is the reference to boob size: clearly ALL breasts, in their infinite and exquisite variety, contribute to male longevity. I know this for a fact, because I am conducting my own study.
Thank you, women, for all you do to keep our hearts beating.
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lestat1
Oh. My. God.
I'm going to live to be 237.
:rotfl: Great thread!
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scarlett_vancouver
It only counts for D-cup and higher??? BOO!
By my math, if you're a DD that's like....*counts fingers* 12 years!
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Oh dear. This might be the funniest study I've seen all year.