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funny audition stories
i did a search, but i couldn't find anything i was satisfied with.
has anyone had an audition that went extremely WRONG in everyway possible? or maybe you've just SEEN a bad audition or two? please share...im in the mood for shits and giggles
here's my story:
my club has open auditions every thursday at 11pm since we're REALLY slow at that time. and usually since there aren't really any customers, the girls that work there just sit back and observe the new talant. a bunch of great girls tried out last thursday, then they get to the last girl: Suzie Q was her name. the gurl was literally shaped like a potato on toothpicks. her upper and lower halfs seemed to belong to two different people. anyway...she goes to the front of the stage dances around. decides to hit the splits...BAM. her shoe breaks!! yay. so now its dangling from her foot by the ankle strap. after she takes them off she continues to dance around...la la la...her wig flies off!! she kicks it to the other side of the stage. OKAAYYY! then...she procedes to do backflip after backflip and almost fell off the stage TWICE!!! at this point everyone in the room is cracking up in tears. me and the manager looked at each other with an "are you fucking serious" look on our faces. then he couldn't take it anymore so he actually got up with his clipboard and ran away from the stage laughing hard as hell. i was in a good mood for the rest of the night...