Fun responses? Any ideas?
I get asked so many times what I am majoring in in college, what i plan to do w/ my degree, etc. I don't want to be honest about my future plans because i'm aiming high and a lot of customers are turned off by the thought that i have a higher level of education/might be smarter/have higher career goals than them. I'm majoring in cellular, molecular, and developmental biology. planning to get my bachelor's in about 3 years, and relocating to San Francisco to go to a dental school there. I'm going to be a dentist. This kind of stuff seems to be really intimidating to normal custies. I don't mind saying i'm majoring in science and have ended up w/ quirky/cheesy comebacks to what i'm planning to do w/ my education that have made custy's laugh while also realizing i'd rather keep the convo light and flirty.
For example:
Custy: "You going into medicine or something?" Me: "Just to be your love Dr!" *flashes cute/flirty smile*
I'm seriously trying to think of some other stuff similar to that. Cheesy is fine, I just need some new comebacks to personal questions that keep the convo from getting too serious.
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i'm majoring in stripping. well what did it really was when i aced Stripping 101, and then i thought, wow, this might REALLY be me! pssst, guess what? I also aced lap dancing 101!
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lol! :P that's cute and it kinda gets the message across that we're staying focused on fun & playful, rather than serious & "lets be good friends" unsexy types of conversation!
anybody have any more?
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I used to have a lot of fun telling people that I majored in blow job studies. Then I would tell them all about my sorority, Kappa Tappa that Ass.
Pretend you are dead serious.
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i tell them i'm going to be a career stripper (playfully). then look surprised if they imply that i can't be doing this forever. "but why not?! (pout)"
i get a really serious look on my face, telling them that i'm going to grad school next year to earn my phd. then i burst out laughing or get a cute smile on my face to show them i'm jking. funny thing is, i'm really NOT jking, but it works to make the convo light. i then tell them how much i like dancing, the club environment, etc...and find some way to turn the attention on to them.
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Originally Posted by
kitkatkawaii
I don't mind saying i'm majoring in science and have ended up w/ quirky/cheesy comebacks to what i'm planning to do w/ my education that have made custy's laugh while also realizing i'd rather keep the convo light and flirty.
For example:
Custy: "You going into medicine or something?" Me: "Just to be your love Dr!"*flashes cute/flirty smile*
I'm seriously trying to think of some other stuff similar to that. Cheesy is fine, I just need some new comebacks to personal questions that keep the convo from getting too serious.
How about a similar responce to the one you listed already. Something about you liking to play doctor or that you want to be a naughty nurse.
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^^^Nice.
I'm actually running into the same problem, although I graduated in Nov. But it was in painting. (Which would be why I'm stripping::) - great job prospects now...) I'm saving up for my masters and working three jobs.
People keep asking me where I went to school, and I'm having trouble with faking my backstory (I've only been back for a few shifts since retiring 3 years ago.)
Any thoughts on how to bring in the whole artist thing? I went to a really well known school in the area, and teach there part-time.
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Since you are highly educated and will probly go far in life that may be a bit intimidating for your customers although a small percentage of them may find it intriguing. It is far better for the average customer to feel like he is on your same level or better than you. It makes them feel good about their stupid silly lives and then they are more likely to give you the money that you are seeking. Pick some average college degree like elementary education or even go worse like you are just about ready to become a dental hygeniest. Somthin' like that. I, myself, was always ready to get my massage licence. That one works like a charm since its a legal business but alot of strip club perverts have it in their mind that massage therapists are well......loose? guaranteed to get you dances and regulars.
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red red red
I used to have a lot of fun telling people that I majored in blow job studies. Then I would tell them all about my sorority, Kappa Tappa that Ass.
Pretend you are dead serious.
that's funny but I try never to say "blow job" to a custy, just opens a can of worms.
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Most guys love it when I talk about my education and my goals, even though they are high. In fact, I've banked on it several times recently.
However, if I get a sense that is not what the guy is after I'll say something along the lines of "well that is what I'm doing now and who knows where that will take me. I like to take things one at a time."
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It depends on the customer...Some of them love that I'm 'edumacated', some of them buy dances just to hear me sit pretty and talk about pretentious crap. I only mention my school if they ask specifically, and then I usually downplay it...It's funny though, because sometimes they're all "now I have to support your future nursing" or whatever. I really think I need to start using red's line...
The only time I ever jokingly mentioned my 'love of blow-jobs', it got me a customer that has never let it go, and always spends money on me...but he spends the whole time telling me about his fantasy of me blowing him. Gross. It's just annoying talk though. It sure does make him want to spend money on me non stop. It's not like I ever said I wanted to blow him or any other customer, but men love a slutty(?)-cutsey-girl, you know?
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Some of them love that I'm 'edumacated'
I get that sometimes too!
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men love a slutty(?)-cutsey-girl
lol! So true but funny that they are so gullible ya know?
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Chrissy68
i'm majoring in stripping. well what did it really was when i aced Stripping 101, and then i thought, wow, this might REALLY be me! pssst, guess what? I also aced lap dancing 101!
holy crap. i am going to use this. i can't BELIEVE i never thought of this.
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I am in school taking lessons on learning how to please men... why don't you get a lapdance so I can show you what I learned?
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Haha, this thread is awesome. I don't have any suggestions, since I'm a derelict college drop-out. ;) The few times I've told people I'm not in school all I ever get is "wahhhhhh GO BACK! You NEED an education!" I fucking hate when people who don't know me tell me that, so now I always make up some stupid lie that I'm in college (ha). I always sense thats what they want to hear, anyway. I love the fact that you girls with college educations are trying to downplay them!! Very ironic to me.
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you're a double major in communications and business
"psst! now let's do some business and go up stairs where we can really communicate?"
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buffie06
that's funny but I try never to say "blow job" to a custy, just opens a can of worms.
when it does, blow in their ear and then giggle and say, "What? what did you THINK I was talking about?"
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cutey5032
Haha, this thread is awesome. I don't have any suggestions, since I'm a derelict college drop-out. ;) The few times I've told people I'm not in school all I ever get is "wahhhhhh GO BACK! You NEED an education!" I fucking hate when people who don't know me tell me that, so now I always make up some stupid lie that I'm in college (ha). I always sense thats what they want to hear, anyway. I love the fact that you girls with college educations are trying to downplay them!! Very ironic to me.
Bah, they aren't happy either way. Either you neeeed to be in school, or you are in school, so they think you are too smart and don't need their money.
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i def thought at first that all the wall st guys would think it was so cool that i have my degree in finance and economics from a good school, but it doesn't work out.
they don't want dances from me, they want to talk, they want to buy me drinks, but no fucking dances, and i've yet to have a guy take me into the CR to discuss the work of Milton Friedman. i now go with yoga instructor, which is true in that i'm certified but not that my lazy ass teaches anywhere yet. but i think i'm going to add in the massage, that is so perfect. esp since i can't give them massages out front because of the massage girls anyway.
thanks for this thread!
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holy crap!
that raising your little sister thing is pure genius!
i think i'm gonna try that out here and there and report back.
and the young thing is good since i have like no boobs, thanks for the advice orchid!