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My Rat, The Biggest Perv EvAr.
I know I've talked about my rat a bunch, but I finally have a fair amount of photographic evidence. I love my lil' guy. He's such a happy, raunchy dude. He needs a beer and a remote. Every time I look at his cage, he's on his back, chewing at his foot or licking his nether regions. When he's out, he's putting my underwear, used tampons, pantiliners, etc, in his cage. He's stolen people's boxers and torn them to shreds... it's a little interspecies, but at least I know I'm loved. :P And yeah... he's got some major ratballs. (btw- the only reason he has newspaper in his cage instead of litter is that he really enjoys shredding it, and will just push the litter out the bars. and yes, it's a three story cage. he's my prince!)
(apologies for crappy cellphone pic quality... best i could do... :( )
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WAAA such a funny ratty... i've never seen them lay on their backs like that before!
what's his name? i've only ever had girl ratties but i hear boys are more loving.
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just for curiosities, how is he stealing your stuff lol? Can he run around the house when youre gone?
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^ehhe have you seen Ratatouille?? They are THIEVES!!!! They steal everything! Turn your back for one second and your stuff is gone! Seriously... if I can't find something his cage is the first place I look. He only comes out when I'm home (obviously- untrustworthy, though very affectionate little bugger) but he's stolen everything from food to homework to clothes to my keys to motorcycle gloves... really only important things, though... they are very, very smart!! ;)
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Originally Posted by
EarthPeople
WAAA such a funny ratty... i've never seen them lay on their backs like that before!
what's his name? i've only ever had girl ratties but i hear boys are more loving.
hehe thank you! His name is Adiran.
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AHHHH!! I want to kiss him!! Oh precious!!!!
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^^ hehe i will send on a kiss from you. he loves when i put him on my chest and kiss his big fat ratbelly!!! ;D
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He's SO cute! He look just like my Templeton...I miss him....
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Aww! He looks sweet. HOw long have you had him?
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awww hehe thanks guys!!! Yeah, I sing the Templeton song to him all the time... "a fair is a veritable schmorgasborg..." ;D
I've had him a little over a year. He was (this is odd) a Valentine's day present from my stalker ex (the guy who stalked me under my old SN) who plopped him on my doorstep and left a drunk message for me to come and pick him up. It was very sweet... in a very stalk-y way. He'd known that I'd wanted a rat for a long time, and was nice enough to get me a starter cage kit and everything. Of course, the poor rat was scared out of his mind...
(as i type this, he's on his back, just chilling, with crumbs on his belly from having eaten in that position... ahhaha)
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Aww man, he's sooo cute! Such a big furry squish!
I'm a sucker for fat ratties, I have three boys and they're so lazy and cute, they sleep in their little ratty hammocks all day and cuddle each other.
I bought their hammocks from www.dapper.com.au >.> I like to go aaaww at all the cute ratty pics there
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I wanna get that rattie some chewy wood toys so he doens't steal your panties!
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^^^ hahah he doesn't like rat-toys... just MY toys... like my RABbit-type toys... yeah, this is the rat that ate my Rabbit... >:( mommy keeps her toys in a box with a very tight lid now.
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Snicker
Aww man, he's sooo cute! Such a big furry squish!
I'm a sucker for fat ratties, I have three boys and they're so lazy and cute, they sleep in their little ratty hammocks all day and cuddle each other.
I bought their hammocks from >.> I like to go aaaww at all the cute ratty pics there
i totally wasted 30 minutes on there right now... i'm gonna order a carry-pouch! he's cute in my purse & he loves to ride around in it, but this might be more appropriate.
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Awww, what a handsome dude!
Looks like he knows Rat Yoga!
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Yeah he's totally zenned out. Ratsmooches!
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(i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thinks every word is 10x funnier with the word "rat" in front of it... ;D )
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Ohhh he's so fat and snuggly! I wanna kiss his fat belly! The good thing about the internets is that I can't get allergies from giving him cybersnuggles.
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Aww, I love Rat hands, they are so perfect.
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rooster470
your rat is soo cute. Mine roll on to their backs so their rattie friends can rub their bellies. Here's visual proof. :)
awwwwwww!!!!! Oh my [email protected]!!!! Snugglebottoms!!!!!
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CC I really like you because you are sweet and mmm hot. But I think it is weird that you are into rats. I'm sorry.
FBR
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hhheeh thank you, FBR... but seriously, that's what everyone says before they actually have/meet one! Notice how all the rat owners on this site (though i think sw is a little more animal-crazed than many) are absolutely in love with their rats? Rats are some of the sweetest, smartest, funniest, and cleanest animals you could ever imagine. They have personality ("rattitude") to spare, are easy to housebreak, come when called (*well, unless otherwise distracted... ::) ) want to play with you all the time, and can be ridiculously affectionate. Plus, everything they do is just so.. cute! They're not like most other rodents, who are fairly dumb and couldn't give a shit less about you. :P
Most of my friends, even the hesitant ones, have decided that the rat is rather cool, and even my psycho ex (from whence the rat originated) bonded with him and would try to run off with Ratty on his shoulder... alright, that's a different story... (just picture a 210lb huge marine-looking guy petting/kissing a rat on his shoulder. yeah.) You need to get to know rats to understand why. But then it becomes very obvious. ;)
and how can you not think they're adorable??? here are some dumbo rats (mother/baby)- you GOTTA love the pea-fishing!!!
http://animal-world.com/encyclo/feat...abyAndMom_.jpg
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^^^ awww!!! yeah, i say "adiran! hey cutie!" and he looks up at me with his little perky ears like he is either ready to play or wants to go back to sleep. ;D
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Oh god, I just spent a fortune in vet bills today! >:( I went to give my rats a snuggle last night, and one of my boys has randomly had some strange organ burst out of his tummy. Like seriously :'(
The vet isn't sure what it is, it's just this random piece of dying flesh hanging out, it's a lot less swollen today. Gross, my poor baby. I've separated him from the other ratties and he's on antibiotics... just so weird!
I can post pics if anyone wants to see my alien infested rat :O
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^^^ Oh no!!! Snicker, I'm so sorry for your ratty!! I hope he's ok! Yeah, that's the one thing about rats; they get weird skin/other diseases problems fairly easily and can't really tell you about it like a dog can... I hope your lil' guy is ok! Did the vet give him medicine or anything? My rat has little skin tags that sometimes he scratches too much... *sigh* if i find another i should take him to the vet, too, to get them checked out... it's just hard with extraordinary rodents because not too many people (other than their owners) conceive of them as such.
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cameron_keys
He's SO cute! He look just like my Templeton...I miss him....
i guess thats a popular rat name -mine are wilbert and templeton