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I make an extra $100 a night doing this...
MULTIPLICATION. No joke. I'm really good at math. In a group of guys and dancers in VIP or otherwise and I have a little hustle routine where I tell a blonde joke. I let the guy say something along the lines that dancers or women are dumb (I'm very good at acting stupid) or that men are just innately brighter. I then make a bet - "I'll bet you $100 I'm better at math than you" and guys almost always go for it. I get them to shake on it and everything, but if they lose I'll give them a pity-table dance for free (it softens the blow).
So I'll get his friend to get his phone out, open the calculator, and I have him multiply two 2-digit numbers, or two 3 digits numbers (if I'm not drunk). It's my hidden talent and I'm honestly only ever wrong 1% of the time if I have a brain fart, but no one has ever beaten me to the punch. Guys are so eager to prove they're smarter than a stripper that they don't know what they're getting into. Any girl who helps me with this gets a part of my winnings. My hustle buddy always plays dumb and is like "No you can't do it! That's ridiculous"
MY POINT IS... everyone has a hidden talent and anyone can do this with theirs. It's just about the bait and the delivery. Can you do card tricks? Are you super flexible. Can you stand on your head? Make some cash from it!
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That is pure, concentrated awesome.
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That is so great, Viola!! Trying to figure out what my hidden talent is...
I sometimes get great tips for knowing random pieces of information...$100 for knowing who Rick Wakeman is...$50 for knowing when to file a Schedule C with the IRS. Stuff that "strippers don't know." Heh. Suckers.
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I won $20 beating a guy at chess once. That's all I've got.
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That's frickin' sweet. Too bad I suck hard at math.
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I should do a spelling bee challenge... hmm
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Once I got 10 dollars cause I can spin a quarter and stop it with my finger. I should up my price!
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VS, you fuckin' rock!! :yes:
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lol. I should so do that since I am a Calculus tutor. Maybe I should bring in a chess set too and to chess VIP.
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I can stand on my head. But I don't see how I could pull it off in a classy way...
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I can touch my tongue to my nose!! No but seriously, there was this girl that used to have the tattoo "your name" on her ass. So she'd go up to random guys ask them their names and say "holy shit! I bet you $20 I have your name on my ass!" They'd be drunk and "fuck you, no you don't, fine $20 if you have (insert his name) on your ass" Well lo and behold! I thought it was an excellent idea and an awesome tattoo!
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This is funny you posted this VS, just the other day I decided to start betting guys that I will beat them at Rock Paper Scissors. It's silly but I have this weird precognitive, intuitive thing that makes me always win.
So it's true, we all probably have something we could bet.
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Men have tipped me for my geography skills quite a few times on their own. I still don't know why lol.
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That's so cool. TSK, most guys can't spell so I don't know if guys would take you up on it. lol
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cute:)
Sometimes i will initiate a spelling contest that is similar, maybe 20 bucks at the most though. My key is do it when they are drunk so even if i spell it wrong and sound confident they believe me, lol.
Oh i have arm wrestled for bets too, I can beat realllly strong guys for some reason, they think it's gonna be super easy and look at me like , wtf? you think you can beat me? And are super suprised when i eother win or give them one hell of a struggle.
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PuertoRicanPinup
That's so cool. TSK, most guys can't spell so I don't know if guys would take you up on it. lol
Damn I know! All men think they pwn women at math, I wish I had some cool tricks up my sleeve to shut them up.
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One time a guy tipped me a $20 because I stared him down.
He was an older guy, an engineer, with that sort of mad scientist personality, and he bet me I couldn't.
He looked away first. :-)
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TheSexKitten
I should do a spelling bee challenge... hmm
ha! that's what i would do too :)
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I get tips for palm reading sometimes. It's such bullshit, but everyone likes it. I haven't read a palmistry book in years, but I just make it up, and they eat it up. It gets some easy money on slow nights, and makes them more inclined for dance money if they were hesistant. Sometimes.
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I thought about letting guys touch my "cunt" for $20, and then watch their face fall when they realize it's my tattoo and they have full permission to touch my tummy.
}:D
Then I thought some of them might get angry. Oh wells. I'm gonna do it, and see how much money I make.
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TheSexKitten
I should do a spelling bee challenge... hmm
Yeah but watch out for the guys who will insist that you spelled the word wrong...makes me furious. They so badly want to hold onto their idea that strippers are dumb.
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shasta
I can stand on my head. But I don't see how I could pull it off in a classy way...
Ok, so it's not that classy, but you can find ways to do this that drive guys wild. I saw one girl who, during a table dance, would do a head stand in the chair across from the guy, with her legs spread open toward him. Then she actually did one with her head on his lap....I'm not sure how that worked, but I saw it happen and he seemed to love it.
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I might try this with those video bar game things that have trivia games and such. Normally when i play with customers I might get a drink out of them if I'm lucky. I'll try to turn it into a bet.
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sun child
I won $20 beating a guy at chess once. That's all I've got.
I used to play chess for money too!
That's a great idesa, VS. More than once I've been challenged to spell words that I say (wtf? yeah), I totally need to work that into a mighty tip.