You know what's really funny? If I used my real name, no one would believe it anyway!
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You know what's really funny? If I used my real name, no one would believe it anyway!
Trixie. (assholes)
I just tell them my name IS my real name and then give them a nickname based off of my dance name-- like, that IS my name but I go by x.
otherwise I tell them it's none of their G-D business.
although, I think I might just start spilling out ridiculous names.
"What's your real name?"
Butch.
Darrell.
Bob.
Arnold.
Jock-o.
I always use "regular" female names as stage names. That way when dipshits ask me that question I can say "that IS my name - why would I use a stagename? not like I'm giving any important info by telling my first name..."
Shuts them up every time. The brighter ones get the underlying point I'm making, and the dumber ones just go with the reverse logic ;D
I hate this question. Why must you know? Why is it so important?
My name is Sunshine.
My real name, is Funshine.
Now let's go have some fun, K?
I read a really cute line here on SW and I use it all the time now.
"So what's your real name?"
"Oh honey, there's no such thing as a real name in here! We left reality at the door. So you can have a stage name too, what would you like?"
Then they spend a few minutes deciding on something clever, (I hear a lot of stallions) and then I make sure to remember it.
Later down the road it becomes like an inside joke when I use their stage name, and makes it easier for subsequent dances.
I just started this, and it gets guys to laugh and shuts them up at the same time. "So, what's you're name?" It's xxxx. "No, really, what's your name?" Okay, it's Pocahontas.
"I don't give out my name to people I don't know. So let's go in the back/get a room, and start getting to know each other. ;) "
AS with everything, I say it with a mischevious wink and smile, and I'd say it at least gets me a dance or two most of the time.
And if they're not going to spend and are just leeches, this line separates the wheat from the chaff, and I know to not waste any more time on them.
Works for phone number requests too. ;)
Haha. I used to work with a girl who's real name was Unity, and she danced by that for a long time. NONE of the guys ever believed that was her name, so she finally started telling everyone her name was Jessie. When she started dancing by Jessie (even having the DJ announce her as Jessie) all the guys then thought she was SO cool for "getting real" and using her real name. LOL! Guys are so fucken stupid.
My fake real name is Christina and my fake real phone number, if ever needed to be used, is the reject hotline. Only in case of emergency. :P
^ what's that number. I need a rejection hotline.
2 things- it makes me laugh that the aussie girls are into jess, because there was a movie in the 80's called the man from snowy river that was set in australia. The main female leads name is jessica and the guy calls her "jess" a lot in the movie. (I know someone named after that movie)
And also, this is what I always do when someone is really pushy about this. I learned it on here, but I can't remember what thread/from who, so if anyone knows, feel free to hop in. When someone gets pushy about knowing my real name, I get really close to their ear and whisper "can you keep a secret?" of course they get really excited, and nod and say "Of course I can!!" at this point, you lean back and smile and say "me too!" or sometimes I just say " A girls got to have a little bit of mystery, right?"
"leapfrog with unicorns" LOL.
I just go, "Oh my god, you think I'd PICK this fucking name? No, my mum gave it to me!"
Ditto !
It's because of the whole "Vanessa the undresser" thing with my name.
In the end, if I have the time/inclination, I use my "put up or shut up" method I've mentioned multiple times before on here and have YET to be called on it after using for 3 years now in many strip clubs:
"Right. If you put $200 on the table right now I will go get my driver's license and show you how Vanessa is my real name."
or
"Right. I charge an up-front fee of $200 in order for me to go to the hassle of fetching my drivers license just so you can see that Vanessa is my real name."
Since it is such a high amount and the MAJORITY of guys who ask this question do not intend to spend a cent in the club... it shuts them up real quick.
I also use it as a way to sell a dance strangely enough..
"Well, it looks like you can't afford the $200 up-front fee, how about we go for a less expensive option and have some fun as well...?"
yet usually in my experience guys who 'argue' with you about what is your real name do not spend money
oh! i nearly forgot.. sometimes (once again it depends on my mood) I turn it around on them.. "Well, I have a strip club name.. what's yours? I don't want to know your real name nor do you need to know mine.. so what is YOUR strip club name?"
or something similar ;)
I'm gonna chime in here and mention to you confused Americans that 'Vanessa' and "Undresser' actually rhyme in this country.
^^^ Lol
I'm so used to calling myself Vivian Da Silva for the past five years that its second nature. I gave myself a last name for when guys are really persistant. I don't know why but when I give the last name, it seems all the more legit.
I sort of envy girls who have names that are pretty enough to be stage names. My real name is just way too unsexy for me to have ever gotten into using it at work.
When I'm in a silly mood sometimes I tell guys my name is Clamydia. Usually gets a lame laugh... and then there are some that actually think that's my real name, which makes me think sex education in this country has failed.
Once a guy came back a few nights after meeting me with some friends. He tried to act like we had some giant history, and that we were really tight and that he even knew my real name... Yeah Clamydia. His friends had a very good laugh at his expense.
Walks into club: "Hi, I'm looking for Chlamydia..."
my stage name is currently sydney and this guy asked me what my real name was, so i said, its sydney and he was like yeah right, and i said, well why would i have to make up a name when i have a name like that? he totally believed me haha!