Has any seen anything more awesome that this?
I thought about calling it the "The Awesome Thread" but fuck it - there is too much pressure to live up to.
My awesome thing for today is:
http://www.foxreality.com/show.php?id=4373
I had no fucking idea how bad we needed to see porn stars doing Romeo and Juliet.
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I will laugh my ass off if they do such a fabulous job that they end up in mainstream dramatic production.;D
that is VERY awesome!
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^^ Yeah! As 'modernizations' of Shakespeare go (I like some, but am often skeptical and/or critical), this could actually be a really interesting concept/premise!
Wonder what they'd do with Taming of the Shrew - could be kinkaaayy.
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Plus, ya know, high school teachers always are trying to think of ways to get the kids interested in Shakespeare . . .
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ahaha...Romeo gets a lap dance. Too much. AWESOMENESS ;D
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I think my favourite part wsa "I think I did really well. But people laughed at the most inappropriate parts and I have no idea why!"
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I don't know if this is what you meant for this thread exactly, but the most awesome thing to me today is GOOGLE.
I am totally in love with google...it is googlegod. It's like the collective knowledge of mankind at the touch of a button. How Fucking Awesome is That!!
I LIKE TO GOOGLE :D
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Awww...I wanna do Shakespeare porn!! Midsummer..with fairies and pixies!
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I am so totally in love with the Fair Lady references.
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cameron_keys
Awww...I wanna do Shakespeare porn!! Midsummer..with fairies and pixies!
I have a porn where an angel falls down from heaven into 1800s Victorian England and has to fuck pixies and elves to find her way back into God's graces... it actually has MASSIVE storyline.. I mean there's no fucking for like 25 full minutes!
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i've seen that show on fox before, it's fucking hilarious.
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Lysondra
I have a porn where an angel falls down from heaven into 1800s Victorian England and has to fuck pixies and elves to find her way back into God's graces... it actually has MASSIVE storyline.. I mean there's no fucking for like 25 full minutes!
I want to do a full feature film SO bad...theres such a small clique that does them though.
OOO...Phantom porn! Christine has a 3-way with Rolf and the Phantom...then a g/g scene with Meg...then one with Carlotta...hee hee
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Originally Posted by
Lysondra
I have a porn where an angel falls down from heaven into 1800s Victorian England and has to fuck pixies and elves to find her way back into God's graces... it actually has MASSIVE storyline.. I mean there's no fucking for like 25 full minutes!
I would have to fast forward as my perviness trumps my patience. Unless I was watching with a girl...then I would use the 25 minutes wisely. Foreplay.
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cameron_keys
I want to do a full feature film SO bad...theres such a small clique that does them though.
OOO...Phantom porn! Christine has a 3-way with Rolf and the Phantom...then a g/g scene with Meg...then one with Carlotta...hee hee
..Rolf? Raul?! Heehee.... omgomgomg... the ending theme.. against the porticullus...
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE...INSIDE MY ASS!
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i once watched a porn by vivid that was about this erotic fiction writer who was a total prude in real life, and her characters came to life to teach her the ways of sex.
one of the scenes was this guy and a girl in old fashioned clothes talking dirty to each other in Shakespearean language. the guy had bitch tits. it was awesome.
another scene had a girl in red lingerie on a picnic blanket in the woods getting fucked by a guy wearing a wolf mask, sandals and a loin cloth who howled and barked during the whole scene.
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Okay, I need confirmation. In the auditions video (about halfway through), there's a blond Russian chick that looks suspiciously like Angelique from Rock of Love II. Man, she's busted.
http://blog.vh1.com/files/gallery/ro...lique-500x.jpg
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Lysondra
..Rolf? Raul?! Heehee.... omgomgomg... the ending theme.. against the porticullus...
THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE...INSIDE MY ASS!
Oh duh...yeah,I'm still half asleep. I had the Sound of Music playing in my head for some bizarre reason and wrote Rolf instead of Raul. Blonde moment
Can you hear Carlotta? "THIS does not 'appen....well ok..this can 'appen...<<moan>>"
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cameron_keys
Oh duh...yeah,I'm still half asleep. I had the Sound of Music playing in my head for some bizarre reason and wrote Rolf instead of Raul. Blonde moment
Can you hear Carlotta? "THIS does not 'appen....well ok..this can 'appen...<<moan>>"
Bring me my doggy! (*man tied up to a leash*)
In sleep he came in me.... in me he came...that voice which moans to me.. and grunts my name...and do I come again? For now I find... THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE..inside my thighs...
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'Alas poor Yorick, I BLEW him well'.
Hugs and Hissessss,
Maria
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Lysondra
Bring me my doggy! (*man tied up to a leash*)
In sleep he came in me.... in me he came...that voice which moans to me.. and grunts my name...and do I come again? For now I find... THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE..inside my thighs...
Pure awesomeness! OK..who wants to finance this? And be in it...or at least be my voice because I cant sing for shit!
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Originally Posted by
Lysondra
Bring me my doggy! (*man tied up to a leash*)
In sleep he came in me.... in me he came...that voice which moans to me.. and grunts my name...and do I come again? For now I find... THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS HERE..inside my thighs...
*mandog sings:*
Softly, deftly, music shall caress you
Hear it, feel it, secretly possess you
Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind,
in this darkness that you know you cannot fight
the darkness of the music of the night.
*money shot...fade to black*