Portland's Cockfest - March 26th
Just wanted to alert all y'all that Portland's infamous Voodoo Donuts is holding their Cockfest tonight! 10:00 PM sharp, Wednesday, March 26th.
http://www.barflymag.com/users/image....AD.VOODOO.jpg
I probably will not be there. Just sayin'. I mean, I love me some VooDoo Donuts, but this particular delivery method just doesn't ring my bell, y'know?
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:laughing: I wanna go! Don't think I could get K to go with me though.
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wait, is this the kind of contest I think it is?
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Well, Susan, if you're thinking of a very Portland version of quoits, you'd be correct.
If you go I would love to hear your take on the proceedings. Bonus points if you talk Mr. Wayward into participating.
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You have to throw the donuts? I was thinking it was a contest to see who could hold the most. I don't think a donut hole is big enough to just fall on to penis.
*now looking for donuts and penis*
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Portland is so wierd. Isn't this where the masturbate a thon was?
Man, I think I belong in Portland. A whole entire city as strange as me.
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^^^There are some subtle differences from your standard game of quoits, in fact.
And yes, the $300 goes to the highest scoring "mott".
If someone could fly in the guy who poked Cam's spleen from the inside, he'd be a sure bet.
Not that I encourage gambling. It's my least favorite vice.
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can someone please explain to me what this is?
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It's a contest to see how many donuts you can fit on your cock.
Last year or maybe 2 years ago I remember the winner using his cock jewelery to great advantage.
Voodoo Donuts is TINY though so I recommend getting there early. They can't fit more than 15 people!
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LOL, not a contest I would ever want to watch but do get a giggle thinking about it.
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Cock and donuts? Mmmm. I might have to try this on my man one day.
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I need photographic evidence.
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anomar
It's a contest to see how many donuts you can fit on your cock.
Whatever happened to "Go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut"?
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Originally Posted by
anomar
Last year or maybe 2 years ago I remember the winner using his cock jewelery to great advantage.
Yep, it must have been balls or better...
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Originally Posted by
anomar
Voodoo Donuts is TINY though so I recommend getting there early. They can't fit more than 15 people!
Wtf, 15 people? The flyer says "only 50 tickets will be sold"!
Is this some kind of cockamamie fundraiser?
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Did any of the Portland posse attend last night? I did not.
As soon as the local websites post links I'll add 'em here.
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Budai
Wtf, 15 people? The flyer says "only 50 tickets will be sold"!
Is this some kind of cockamamie fundraiser?
Voodoo Donut is really small. Obviously they can't do it outside, and there's really only room for about five people to stand comfortably in there. They can cram about fifteen people in there if everyone stands on top of each other, but they don't have the space for a big event.