Or anything of the sort that made you count the minutes til the dance was over?? Just curious.
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Or anything of the sort that made you count the minutes til the dance was over?? Just curious.
I've had a few that could have gone a little lighter on the body spray, but I've never had a stinky one.
Yup. Uh....during the course of the dance, her cookie and starfish were placed in fairly close proximity to my nose. No way to put this delicately - I think she needed another wipe after her last poo.
Strangely enough, this did not put me off much. Her dances were so good I didn't want it to end - I just wish she had done a little more rigorous cleanup down there with some baby wipes.
^^ LOL! Poo.
I've known the occasional instance of bad breath.
Phil.
ummm...not that i can recall. i guess the girls are good about washing their asses.
You are a very strong man! I think I would be turned off by that if it happened to me.
I've had a friend complain about one girl specifically at my club (a bunch of my guy friends came in for a bachelor party and had NO idea I worked there. It was so fun!) This particular girl was a hustler and spent pretty much the whole night in the lap dance room. He said she smelled like wet garbage. :-\
I sometimes dreaded dances with a former favorite of mine after she got off the stage because the smell of the pole would be between her breasts. If I caught her coming out of the dressing room, she was fine as can be, but after stage work, it was very difficult sometimes.
Never had a stinky one (aside from dancers who worked hard onstage and didn't have a chance to towel off before I took them to the laproom; not their fault), but a few years ago I was at Christie's Cabaret in Phoenix and flagged down a dancer for one of CC's 2-for-1 specials that they run. This dancer used her elbows on me to the point that Amnesty International had to come by and write her up, saying that waterboarding a PL would be more humane. My chiropractor, OTOH, still has her on his Christmas card list. :D
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Nope, sorry, never had any kind of odour situation at all. All the dances I've ever had, the girl has been totally presentable. Limited experience in clubs for me though.
I have one particular fave that lives a little larger than most dancers, but she's very sexy and friendly to me. She almost always has a thin layer of sweat on her lower back and between her breasts, which I find to be a nice turn-on. I have never noticed any odor, and I've certainly been close enough to notice. :yummy:
Never had a stinky dancer unless you want to count those that smell like an ashtray when they get face to face to you. Unfortunately, it seems that most dancers smoke, but fortunately most of them seem to take steps to combat the smell associated with that habit.
I've come across stinky dancers many times. Vinegary smelling feet, rank kitty, poo smells, bad breath, ashtray breath, smelly armpits, unwashed hair... I've had them all. Builds character.
Ashtray breath is a deal-breaker with me. I always look for the girls that don't seem to smoke. If I see them smoking - no sale. I can handle a little poo smell, sweat, funk, pussy odor or b.o., but ashtray breath kills it for me.
A stripclubbing (I call him Mr Extras) buddy of mine tells me I'm missing out on a lot, but I just can't deal with ashtray breath.
I can't say that I have had a real stinky dancer...they usually smell quite nice...must be because all the other guys wear better cologne than me...
Just the opposite. Very weak. Intoxicated by the unfulfilled promise, the seduction, the "so close yet so far". Totally in lust, fully ten-hut and sex drunk. Thrilled that I was close enough to smell a whiff of poo, instead of being wrinkly-nosed and revolted. Bare pussy in the face will do that to a Junkie - at least this one.
yeah I had one that smelled like my girlfriend...
the smell of poo. lol that's so funny..
but it kind of freaks me out. i'd be so embarressed if i was giving a lap to a dude and i literally smelled like shit.
Agreed. It's a huge turn-off for me, and not just because I'm a health freak.Quote:
Ashtray breath is a deal-breaker with me. I always look for the girls that don't seem to smoke. If I see them smoking - no sale.
Same here. Or worse, ashtray-breath lightly covered by mint mouthwash breath. The combination somehow almost makes me want to vomit.
Other than that, I've had stinky dancers when I hit dive stripclubs during my time in the military and then college. Thankfully, since maturing, rocketing up a few tax brackets, and moving up to high-end clubs, I haven't experienced that since.
don't you smell the baby wipe smell though? i mean..once the dancer is close enough to your face with her hoo hoo and etc.