just smoemd a huge amount of weed for the first itije in 4 years
so fucked
enterinta meeeeeeee.
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just smoemd a huge amount of weed for the first itije in 4 years
so fucked
enterinta meeeeeeee.
wow you're six days behind me! it's 4/26 here!
its fuckcin 4/27 here but im smoking pot fucck
AND WAIT A MINUTE! Was it YOU who texted me at 6:30am?!!! Hahahaha.
I forgot to put in your new number and I got this text about someone being high and anal.... it had to have been you! BITCH YOU WOKE ME UP
Edit, for entertainments sake...Darcy's Text To Me at 6:30am: So stonedmap rag pleased anal pleased jok
high darcy= teh awesome
LOL at this thread. I was going to smoke my first weed tonight, but I don't think it's going to happen :(
I just didn't reply because I figured you were pleased. :P
i actually remember my friend and i writing it, and i'm pretty sure we were like "LOL LETS WRITE FUNNY WORDS AND SEND THEM" so i don't think it was ever supposed to make sense
Rag is a funny word? :P
the state i was in this morning, just about everything was a funny word.
I just made a bong/pipe outta a red-bull can, cuz the new pkg of Backwoods my homegirl bought are dry as hell.
!viva le improvise'
(is that the real French word?????) lol!
AND you're a stripper....
tsk tsk
I had such High Hopes for you.
(Get it? "High Hopes"?! HA! I kill me.)
http://www.mastridonicus.com/seekrit...ey/Suicide.gif
so i think it'll be at least another 5 years before i smoke again haha.
it seems that my hypochondria and anxiety don't really agree with weed... last night i managed to get myself completely worked up and started thinking i couldn't breathe and was going to have a delayed allergic reaction to it and die.
^ puh-puh-paranoia...will destroy ya!
i smoked a few days ago (first time in weeks, which equates a REALLY fucking long time for me) and was convinced that the spider on my boyfriend's ceiling was venomous/dangerous....
i spent 2 hours ('til 4 am) going through spider-safety-type websites to make sure the guy was ok...and i'm not really sure why even i did that, now, because i would have just put the little guy in a jar and let him outside
bump
I got my first High today!!!
It was great...
then I had high sex...that was even greater
Then I had outback steakhouse
On the way waling there I was all relaxed and started cracking up cause my arms looked and felt like rubber
How great.
I can juggle....
Oh man... now I want weeeeeed...
le sigh.
i have yet to have good stoned sex..
e sex on the other hand...
LOL
I got bad food..I guess a farewell to meats was my goal. Tomorrow is the beginning of my vegetarian journey. So:
I started off with sharing some of Tassies buffalo strips. All white chicken meat, deboned, breaded and tossed in a mild wing sauce. Spicy, but not too spicy. 4 of them, split evenly with a side of celery and a very mild blue cheese.
For the entree I cheated and got another appetizer. I had the succulent coconut shrimp. 6 de-veined succulent jumbo shrimp, lightly breaded with butter and coconut then deep fried to perfection. Served HOT with a dipping sauce that's sweet and tangy. A great combination
E had the outback special. He splurged for the 12 ouncer...cooked to a perfect medium-well. His two sides were the oversized yam stuffed with brown sugar and sweet honey butter and the perfectly steamed, perfectly green broccoli.
We both had a diet coke (I was craving soda..it'd been a long time) and of course our meal had begin with outbacks signature bread. A dark warm morsel of bready goodness. Sealed in bags until they're moment to rise to the toaster warmer arrives. Placed to lovingly in the heater, they set until the right time to make someone smile. Sadly many breads are lost during slow periods due to over heating. It's sad, really.
That was our meal. We walked there and back so we got a nice little stroll in.
PS...hope that was detailed enough :P