How to answer customers questions.....
Ok, so, Ive only been dancing for about five months now, and I wanted some advice on how you answer these questions I so commonly get without loosing the guys money:
Can I have your number?
Can I see you outside the club?
Whats your real name?
Also, do you lie about your age, where your from.....I find it hard to lie, and also keep track of the lies.
Thanks!
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I usually make a joke of it or give silly answers. Gets them laughing and relaxed.
Some answers I might give:
Can I have your number? No, I don't have a phone, the club confiscated it the same time they started chaining me in the back when I'm not working.
Can I see you outside the club? I have a harem of guys, and a long waiting list. I should be able to fit you in sometime next year. giggles
Whats your real name? - my dancer name is a very everyday name so I tell them my real name is something very shallow like "Sparkles, Bubbles, or Fluffy".
I don't lie about my age. I look awesome for my age and I can't really hide that I'm pretty much the oldest in my club. I tell them I live in a town opposite to where I actually do live but it is the same distance from my club and similar geaography so if I slip up and mention the river I don't get caught out.
Stick to the same story and build up an alternative character/lifestyle to tell your custies.
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Originally Posted by
arielmardigras
Can I have your number?
Can I see you outside the club?
Whats your real name?
When guys ask these things mid-dance, I just act like I don't hear them. :headphoneI'll just keep dancing and turn my back to lose eye contact, then if they ask again, I'll do the same thing. Usually they feel stupid and won't ask me again once the dance is over and we are just chatting. At that point, I'll usually move on to another, cause these kinds of questions are typical of time-wasters. They may get a few dances, but beware.
It's hard though when they ask in the middle of conversation. I still haven't mastered the art of witty responses. I just say something like BohemianSiren suggested and move on to the next guy. I'd rather just not deal with it at all.
There are plenty of guys who will (and have) spent time and money on me without asking these dumbshit repetitive questions.
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What's your real name? Either just make something up or for instance my stage name is Jessica and when they ask this I say "Jess". They usually dont keep asking coz they know they are not going to get a serious answer.
Phone number: sorry im not allowed to give my number out. This way they dont feel as rejected coz it's against the rules rather than no you're an unattractive PL.
If a guy is spending good money on u, you can opt to string him along as per the number thing. Just giggle when he asks, oh babe i wish i could......then when he is out of money just say you're not allowed LOL.
Outside the club: i don't see customers outside the club.
you can do the stringing along thing here too - i dont know u well enough yet.....
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I usually use the whole, "For every personal question you ask me, it's $5 or you have to buy an additional dance."
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I really enjoy just saying "No" with no explanation over and over again. Sometimes I'll back it up with a "Because I said so."
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^^That's good. I like that too.
As for worrying about keeping track of lies, I never do. I make up really stupid stories about my personal history, just to amuse myself. When and if the customers remember this, they will repeat it to me when I see them next. I say 'oh yeah, that's me alright!'. And if it's inconsistent, I don't think they give a shit. I don't think they expect the truth. They, or the worthwhile customers anyways, just expect to be entertained.
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"No. Want a dance? No? Okay bye."
That is usually how it goes for me.
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what is a witty way to answer to a bloke when they say."no, but i'll dance for u!" any advice babes?
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Oh I hate the "but I'll dance for you" they are definately time wasting morons. They are the same sort of guys who will wave a note around under your nose and expect you to beg, grovel or get excited. I struggle not to roll my eyes before walking off with those types!
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Can I have your number? I don't have a phone.
Can I see you outside the club? I don't have the time. All I do is work and go to school. This is kinda the only social life I have... feel free to come here and see me as often as you like. (big grin)
Whats your real name? (Repeat stage name.)
...It's as simple as that.
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Sometimes I reply, "It's a secret." Kinda makes me mysterious and keeps them intruiged.
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Can I have your number? 876-5309
Can I see you outside the club? whats the fun in that? I'm only naked in here.
Whats your real name? This is my real name silly. Yeah, I know. My mom gave me a stripper name. I was destined to be a dancer.::)
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What's Your Name?
Mary Jane
Where do you live?
Down the drain
What's your number?
Cucumber
What do you eat?
Pigs feet
What do you drink?
Pink ink
What do you wear?
Michael Jackson's underwear!
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Ugh!!!!! Im SOO sick of these questions! WHY!!!!!
Leave my personal life alone, especially the ones who ask within 30 seconds.
I wish i could just walk around with a sign that says "dont ask me any personal quetions! im going to lie about them anyway!"
It seems worse then ever too
95% of guys start the convo by "whats your real name? not your "stage" name"
then they have this stupid look on there face like "im special and i bet nobody else has asked this question"
Look you stupid fucktard EVERYONE asks
Im just sick of pretending those questions dont bother me, next time someone asks i might just go off on them, maybe then they wont do it to someone else and this vicous cycle can end.
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Originally Posted by
Peanut_Butter
Can I have your number? 876-5309
That's funny. I know a Jenny, who's number is 867-5309. Yours is so close. /:O
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Can I have your number: I am sorry but i had a stalker for awhile and I am very nervous about making new friends. I would love to take your number though
Can I see you outside the club: I don't really have alot of time. I have a dayjob.
Whats your real name: I usually give them a simple common name like Carol.
Its hard to keep the lies straight but try to stick to a basic storyline and the more you use it the more real it will sound. After awhile you will start to believe it yourself.
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Originally Posted by
AvanaLaya
Ugh!!!!! Im SOO sick of these questions! WHY!!!!!
Leave my personal life alone, especially the ones who ask within 30 seconds.
I wish i could just walk around with a sign that says "dont ask me any personal quetions! im going to lie about them anyway!"
It seems worse then ever too
95% of guys start the convo by "whats your real name? not your "stage" name"
then they have this stupid look on there face like "im special and i bet nobody else has asked this question"
Look you stupid fucktard EVERYONE asks
Im just sick of pretending those questions dont bother me, next time someone asks i might just go off on them, maybe then they wont do it to someone else and this vicous cycle can end.
But how will we know that they think of us as a REAL PERSON and not as a stripper? They respect us. They'll take us away from ' all this'. ::)
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Can I have your number?
Yes!! Zero!
Usually followed with, "No I mean your PHONE number!"
Zero IS in my phone number. You only asked for one!
Well then what's the rest?
Each additional number costs $10. And I can't promise they're in order.
Can I see you outside the club?
HOLY FUCK AM I INVISIBLE IN THE CLUB?! *pokes self* I CAN SEE ME IN THE CLUB. CAN'T YOU?!
Whats your real name?
I don't know anymore. They lock me down here every night and day and I've been trapped for months. If I don't sell 20 dances a night they take away my gruel. So please buy a dance.
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mwahah lol
funniest thing ever. :)
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Originally Posted by
RoseLeigh
But how will we know that they think of us as a REAL PERSON and not as a stripper? They respect us. They'll take us away from ' all this'. ::)
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Originally Posted by
Lysondra
Can I have your number?
Yes!! Zero!
Usually followed with, "No I mean your PHONE number!"
Zero IS in my phone number. You only asked for one!
Well then what's the rest?
Each additional number costs $10. And I can't promise they're in order.
Can I see you outside the club?
HOLY FUCK AM I INVISIBLE IN THE CLUB?! *pokes self* I CAN SEE ME IN THE CLUB. CAN'T YOU?!
Whats your real name?
I don't know anymore. They lock me down here every night and day and I've been trapped for months. If I don't sell 20 dances a night they take away my gruel. So please buy a dance.
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Originally Posted by
RoseLeigh
But how will we know that they think of us as a REAL PERSON and not as a stripper? They respect us. They'll take us away from ' all this'. ::)
Exactly what i Dont want!
Why cant these guys just take the club for what it is?
im here to be objectified! Thats my job!
BUT Poor stupid stripper me, i need some big strong man, who probably doesnt make as much money as i do, to come SAVE me.
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LOL. These are too funny. I might actually try some of these next time.
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Originally Posted by
Silverback
That's funny. I know a Jenny, who's number is 867-5309. Yours is so close. /:O
Oh hush. We knew what she meant.