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OMG I danced for Owen Wilson
So last night I get in the club and am putting my face on as usual, when one of the managers comes up to me and is like " Ooh, we have a celebrity in the VIP, Owen Wilson" Naturally I got super excited cause I love his movies and think he's really funny so I tell the manager that he better introduce me in a minute when I'm ready. I hurry up and finish getting changed and go out on the floor and look for the manager for an introduction but can't find him. Thats when i decide to be brave and sneak into VIP by myself. So I go in, and yup, he's there with an entourage of 4 old guys watching a game, no girls around. So i walk by a couple times trying to be subtle, pretending I'm looking for smne. That's when OW grabs my ass and says lets go dosome dances, so regain my composure at the promise of money and am like its 100 for lap dances and 235 for the SPECIAL PRIVATE ROOM, but he tells me that he only has a hundred, i tell him about credit cards and an atm but he says he doesn't have that. i don't believe him but, whatever. so i ask the mgr to do the 100 in the private room and he lets us.
Now, let me just say that OW had the personality of a wet blanket, I was soo excited but he was completely monotone and unamusing. And i tried really hard to get him to talk and interact but he was just blah. He did tell me he liked my "really upbeat personality" i danced for like 15 minutes and then he told me to stick my hand down his pants, to which i politely declined (i'm not that startstruck) he ditched me shortly after that. In conlusion i'm excited that I met him but dissapointed in him being so dull.
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Hahaaha! Laaaame! Well, that's a story.
I read somewhere he's now engaged to Kate Hudson?
He also had some personal problems a while ago... well it seems like he's just like most guys, there to hang out with people more effervescent than himself and kind of trying to get too much for his buck. :P
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^ apparently him and Kate broke up a couple days ago
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He was prolly upset cuz he just broke up with his his missses. They come into my club fairly often (did he reek of weed?) and generally have a pretty rolicking good time.
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haha it sucks when celebs are lame. (And they so often are.) Isn't there a thread somewhere about meeting celebs at work. If I remember right there were some good stories in that thread.
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Doesn't surprise me. Whatta LAME-O. ::)
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Yeah, the only thing I remember from that thread is that Chris Rock was awesome...
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I hate celebrities. I was hoping he would have been different, though, he is one of he few that seem genuinely cool--well I guess not, lol!
I suppose you could at least take his immediate, pronounced interest in you as a compliment, even if he turned out to be a boring jerk like all the rest...
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The poor bastid is probably full of emotion-suppressing anti-depressants! He did try and kill himself, remember. Me, I'd hate being famous. Anonymity has its virtues, nowhere more so than in a strip club!
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Chicagoeditor
The poor bastid is probably full of emotion-suppressing anti-depressants! He did try and kill himself, remember. Me, I'd hate being famous. Anonymity has its virtues, nowhere more so than in a strip club!
Shouldn't be forgiveable to him by trying to get a handjob.
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The handjob thing is sooo lame. If it were me, I might send that lil story to Perez Hilton.
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Yeah Owen Wilson is a very...sad guy, from what I heard. Depressed a lot, not always sociable, a lot of "off" periods.
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Vyanka
Shouldn't be forgiveable to him by trying to get a handjob.
Good lord! I didn't read that part of the OP.
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LiveFree
Yeah Owen Wilson is a very...sad guy, from what I heard. Depressed a lot, not always sociable, a lot of "off" periods.
Heh, so is his brother. Locking yourself in the bathroom for hours at a coke-fueled partay, mmmmzzmzmz.
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They've both (Owen and Luke) been into my club before and both were polite and respectful. Maybe he was just having an "off" night?
Besides that, just because he plays the "funny" guy in romantic comedies doesn't mean he's going to be like that all the time or in person. Celebrities have their own personalities that aren't always how we think they should be. Just saying...
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Glamazon
They've both (Owen and Luke) been into my club before and both were polite and respectful.
Do they try to get extras there?
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Lilah29
Do they try to get extras there?
No, they didn't. They came in on separate occasions, sat at the bar and had a beer, got a couple of table dances and left.
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Djoser
I hate celebrities. I was hoping he would have been different, though, he is one of he few that seem genuinely cool--well I guess not, lol!
For real. I though you were going to write how funny and cool he was and how you had a great time. Guess not...:-\
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Yep, sounds like your usual celebrity. You have to take into account the celebrity personality, the most dominant trait being an insatiable desire for attention and praise, hence, stars are douches.
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saphire123456
^ apparently him and Kate broke up a couple days ago
Him and Kate were in an 'open relationship' anyways. I read somewhere that Owen and Vince Vaughn invited girls onto a boat in FL for threesomes. And Kate was aware and didn't care cuz she doesn't believe in monogamy. :shrug: Maybe he was blah cuz he was on something? It always sucks to be excited about a celeb and they turn out to be no fun and no good $.
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PrettyCurlieQ
Him and Kate were in an 'open relationship' anyways. I read somewhere that Owen and Vince Vaughn invited girls onto a boat in FL for threesomes. And Kate was aware and didn't care cuz she doesn't believe in monogamy. :shrug: Maybe he was blah cuz he was on something? It always sucks to be excited about a celeb and they turn out to be no fun and no good $.
that was part of my theory
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^ His behavior sucked. Sorry. Celebs are just people. They have off days too, but being cheap in an SC isn't forgivable even on an off day ! ;) Sorry about that .
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Aw that's disappointing, I like him too :(
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saphire123456
Now, let me just say that OW had the personality of a wet blanket, I was soo excited but he was completely monotone and unamusing.
I thought it was our job, as entertaining and enterprising strippers, to provide the amusement?
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He's probably down about Kate and perhaps he was on something. It's a bummer when one of your favorite celebs turns out to be a "downer", but perhaps he was having an "off" night. Still, the "put your hands down my pants thing" is a douchebaggy thing to do...