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I just ate half a pound of shrimp; also, hello!
Hello fine folks. StripperWeb keeps telling me to make a first post, so I am here following its instructions.
About me: my sexy roommate just started working as a dancer at a local club, and I've been thinking about doing it as well. Not at the same club, clearly; I've been thinking about one that is a bit farther away, but I've just started driving so it might make sense. It's supposed to be the "best" in the New England area, but who knows where these facts come from. In any case, if they're looking for a diverse set of girls I know I'll do well, since I don't have a particularly Barbie-shaped body (I have a petite "bone frame" with a big ass and thighs, ridiculously tiny feet and hands, and medium-sized boobies, with some belly), but if they have an aversion to me-shaped girls I'll try out some other clubs.
For now, the "preparation" stage is an excuse for me to buy nice new shoes and panties!
I particularly like these:
http://www.hussystore.com/ProductIma...6-b%20pink.jpg
and these:
http://www.hussystore.com/ProductIma...s/kiss-251.jpg
Anyhow expect to see me hanging around in the more off-topic threads, until I actually get some experience of my own! ::)
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(Oh, I'm also Asian and have blue/green/purple/red hair. It's pretty dark, and inside of a club on the floor it might pass for black, but I'm also a very distinctive-looking person around town and am slightly afraid of being immediately recognized all over the place.)
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Welcome!
If you're worried about getting spotted, then I'd probably recommend getting yourself a wig. Even just a different hairstyle at the club (let's say you always wear your hair straight, you can wear it curly at the club) makes a huge difference in your appearance. That, mixed with the outfits and make up (this can reeeeally make you look different if you've got the right techniques), and the fact that people don't generally go into strip clubs to see if they know someone, will probably cut back on the amount of people that would recognize you.
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That is helpful; I wonder, though, what it would be like to have a wig swinging off my head and hitting a customer in the face! I guess I'd have to use bobby pins or something.
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Those are the sexiest shoes ever and I love the thread title. Welcome!
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Both shoes are cute. I can recommend the second pair will be super easy to walk in and black and white match almost anything. Good luck!
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you are the best
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oh i love the first pair of shoes so cute. anyways hello welcome how did the half pound of shrimp go down hope you dont have a belly ache?
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Hello :)
I LOVE those pink shoes, and they would match this outfit I have perfectly! Please tell me where you found them?
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now because of this thread, I want shrimp.
And Welcome to SW!!
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Those pink shoes are too fucking cute.
God I love shrimp.
Welcome!
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Welcome.....I love the shoes.
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Originally Posted by
Peanut_Butter
Hello :)
I LOVE those pink shoes, and they would match this outfit I have perfectly! Please tell me where you found them?
They're from hussystore.com, but I think they're Pleaser brand and I think I saw them on another website for cheaper. In fact I believe I saw them on funkypair.com but there are thousands of shoes there so you might have to do a bit of wading.
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Originally Posted by
Jade Danger
how did the half pound of shrimp go down hope you dont have a belly ache?
Smooth as butter, as always. I think I could eat maybe an entire pound before anything truly bad happened.
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I love the pink shoes :o)
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Those shoes are too awesome - especially the pink.
By the way, hi!
I hope you have tons of good luck and fun. You sound like the type of person who's up for adventure.
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Welcome! I love the pink shoes too, but word of wisdom: when you first start out, buy some clear shoes. Those go with anything... the pink shoes would only go with pink or black outfits...
;)
Good luck
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OMG what a hilarious coming out title. Welcome.
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Love the shoes. Welcome to SW!
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Oh. My.Gawd. Swaly, those shoes are the cutest effing dancer shoes I have ever seen. Want to share? ;D
Welcome to SW! :wave:
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Originally Posted by
BrunetteGoddess
Oh. My.Gawd. Swaly, those shoes are the cutest effing dancer shoes I have ever seen. Want to share? ;D
Welcome to SW! :wave:
Try funkypair.com. There are literally thousands of shoes but if you go through the Pleaser ones or the "6 inch stripper heels" pages you'll find 'em. They're apparently on sale, too.
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Welcome from a fellow shrimp lover!:wave: