Wide-Eyed fascinated "I believe you" face
Just thought I'd mention how great this is when talking to men that are completely full of BS. When they start talking about their 7 cars, the construction companies they own, how they are in the music business, the best thing in the world is to open your eyes wide and ask questions, let their BS build up even more. Act like you're super impressed!
Haha I remember my first month working, I had no concept of this, and I made no money... haha I would roll my eyes and ask intricate questions about their alleged profession that I knew they couldn't answer... ah, the rookie days :]
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lol, so true.. A little ego stroking goes a long way.
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Eh, I only do this when I'm really bored and there aren't many custies in the club. Most of the time, if it's busy, I just yawn in their faces and start looking around for my next target, LOL.
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Just be careful because a lot of the time the braggers don't spend...
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iambonbon05
Just be careful because a lot of the time the braggers don't spend...
I find that braggers are more eager to spend when you use the "put the money to your mouth" approach.
At least in my experience.
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I find that the braggers are merely time-wasting PL's. NEXT!
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head turner
I find that braggers are more eager to spend when you use the "put the money to your mouth" approach.
At least in my experience.
Yeah, though the others do have a point. Not all are alike, but yes, if you really act fascinated and then start to move on, they do pull out the green to keep your interest. Not all, I'd say about 50/50 in my experience...
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Mily
Eh, I only do this when I'm really bored and there aren't many custies in the club. Most of the time, if it's busy, I just yawn in their faces and start looking around for my next target, LOL.
Haha, quite respectable. I'm not saying it's great to spend all night talking, just act as though you believe them wholeheartedly, offer a dance, and they will grow a little ego out of it, and hopefully feel a need to prove themselves.
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"Ooooh my g-d, you have SEVEN cars?! You would take me for a RIDE sometime, right? In your car, silly! *gigglegiggle* Oh, but... Management says I can't give a guy my number unless they spend at least a thousand on me. Good thing you have so much money!! You can do that and I can give you my number!! Teehee!!!"
and fuck if that actually works, fake number. If the person comes in again, "Oh NO, ooppps, my ex was totally calling my phone trying to get back and I had to change the number. So sorry!"
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Haha!
I know, I've heard some funny shit but I can't be too much of a hate cause I make up some pretty good bullshit too when talking to customers.
I have to say, I did have a good one the other night....7 houses in Maui.
HAHA! The guy looked like some bum off the streets, was standing around bumming cigarettes off everyone all night, and didn't even have a car....but, wait! He owns 7 houses in Maui so, it's all good!
It was fun playing with him, I just sat there listening like I was so fascinated. He even offered for me to come to Hawaii! How exciting!
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iambonbon05
Just be careful because a lot of the time the braggers don't spend...
this is my experience about 95% of the time. same goes for "money flashers". you know, the ones who make it a point to show you they have 100 dollar bills.
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I find it mindnumbing how guys can sit there and brag about money and possessions, whether what they're saying is true or not, and then not back it up by spending something on the dancer. I don't understand how they can think they have any credibility when they don't back up the talk with action. And in the strip club, obviously action is spending money.
"Listen to how rich and powerful I am!"
"Wow, that's so interesting. I'm so impressed. Why don't we go in the back and do a few dances, Mr. Powerful?"
"Naa, I'd rather sit here, not spend any of that extra cash I have, and think about how rich and powerful I am. Hell, there are at least 10 other girls in here I can brag to."
Lots of kudos to the girls who can sit there and listen to these guys' bullshit without vomiting. Good lord.
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LOL, you know what this reminds me of? That guy on Reno 911 that wears little shorts and skates around exposing himself publicly... and then the cops come and ask him all these questions and his answers are like totally out there but it ends up he's telling the truth : )
lol, too bad it's not that way for all the pathological lying customers out there...
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are you talking about terry (reno)?
i fucking LOVE him.
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j3...no911terry.jpg
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LMAO fuck yea! I'm seriously laughing to myself right now just thinking about him....
Here's a good clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mu7mVFC4vA
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Nick Swardson Is The Greatest Of All Time. I Love Him.
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oops didn't know there was a no all caps rule. sorry.
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i can't stand braggers, they annoy me to death. the really showy ones, you know that show off his stack of dollar bills are cheap asses. The subtle ones are sometimes ok, especially if i'm already dancing a couple of songs already before he starts bragging..i look at it as his attempt to impress me. but the ones that are yapping off about his assetts before giving you any money are time wasters and bsing.
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I love Terryyyyyyy!!!! Anyways in my opinion I have to agree that the off the wall braggers usually don't spend. But then there are those guys that brag WHILE spending. There is where the wide eyes come in for me.
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anosrepanosrep
i can't stand braggers, they annoy me to death. the really showy ones, you know that show off his stack of dollar bills are cheap asses. .
I always imagine that they took their life savings out of the bank to show off and be a high roller for one night, LOL!! But of course, its all flash and talk and no spendy spendy.