1. i can now moisturize with coconut oil again, without worrying about it making a slippery mess on the pole or stage and causing grievous bodily harm to myself or another
now you go!
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1. i can now moisturize with coconut oil again, without worrying about it making a slippery mess on the pole or stage and causing grievous bodily harm to myself or another
now you go!
1.a. Bonus: I use tanning lotion as my 'cum on the guy' lotion. It's just enough not to tan the guys but since I apply it 4 times a weekend, I get a golden glow :P
2. I know how much I'm gonna make MINIMUM before I agree to a shift.
3. I get to wear what the fuck EVER I want. Really.
4. No music restrictions. If i wanna dance to heavy screamo rock n roll, then i will fuckin dance to it!
5. No hustle!
6. You don't have to talk them once if you don't want to!!
7. You can leave 3 seconds in if someone grabs you with all their money! :D
8. You very rarely have to work past 2am
Wow these sound great! MOAR!
god, this makes me want to do private parties do you ladies work for agencies or self employed/promoted?
I don't know if this counts as doing a private party, but one of my old managers knows everyone in town, and frequently sets up parties for all the big ballers and drug dealers. We don't dance per se.. but there's all this drinking and gambling and nudity .. And we get paid up front a few hundred bucks, whatever we're 'worth' at the time, depending on how well we're known around town. Some girls sell their bodies, but most don't. But we all leave with at least $600 and that's just for a couple of hours. I always thought it was fun. But I haven't gone to one in a few months. I know it probably sounds so stupid, but it's just guys paying for hot girls to hang out with them, even though some go a little farther than hanging out. It's just a party.
^^^ Dudes just want to feel like they're music video kings. lol Gotta laugh.
And that's EXACTLY how it was! That's the perfect description. A music video. I mean, one of the guys I liked the best (that always tipped me sooo well) wore a freaking fur coat and tons of jewelry even on the hottest summer night!
9. I don't ever really get insecure about being fatter than the other girls like I did at the club, because it's so incredibly rare for me to even see any of the other girls
10. I rarely ever feel degraded or like I'm being treated as a sex object, because a) I don't really talk to them, and b) my performances are much more about entertainment and embarassing the bachelor/birthday boy than they are about turning people on.
I work for an agency.
11. Whips are encouraged.
^ yes!
12. we get to take out our frustrations on men. slap them, lead them around on a leash like a dog...
13. When I have lotion and am pretending to 'cum' on a guy, I can totally squirt it in his eye when he's being a dick and go, "That's revenge for all your ex-girlfriends!" and everyone cheers.
14. I am perfectly entitled to step on willies if they come out at me.
15. I never have to deal with losers trying to bargain me down to a cheaper price - if they do that, it's on the phone to my agency manager
Oh ew, you thought I was sticking lotion in my cooter. :O
[QUOTE=ctstriptease1;1566565] filling their pussy with a poland spring water bottle /QUOTE]
:O
^ That's nothing new. it's the cheaters way of doing a 'squirting' show.
It couldn't be done with anything less than a bottle of bottled water? yeeeee!
What's wrong with that? It's sanitary.
OH WAIT.. they're not shoving an entire bottle up their twat!! They're squirting the water FROM the bottle INTO their twat and THEN shooting the water.