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Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off
Ive only had my new boobs for 6 months and I'm already fucking sick of hearing are the fake. Ok when I do a private dance for a customer and he politely asks if they are real or fake that doesn't bother me, I understand the curiousity/fascination.
BUT if you are not going to buy a dance off me then don't ask me whether they are real or not coz I'm not going to tell you and why do you care? You're not gonna be looking at them anyway.
But when someone I just walk up to and say hi replies with "are your tits fake?" or follows me around the club repeatedly asking if they are real or fake that's really fucking annoying. The word fake or real shits me too. Why not ask if I have had a boob job? They aren't stuck on with sticky tape you retard and my breast tissue is on top of them and they feel as soft as natural breasts.
I wish they would just shut the fuck up and either get a dance or not. Seriously my tits look great so who gives a fuck whether they are real or not?
Im honest about it anyway. I've had a really good boob job so I could lie and say they are real but I dont feel the need too coz Im proud of them. So when I say "yes I have had surgery" most customers say "well they look fantastic".
I felt like punching the guy who followed me around the club asking if they were real or not. Even his friends told him to shut up. Anyway I finally had enough of him and I said "Have you ever wondered why you are unsuccessful with women? Well it could have something to do with the fact that you don't know how to talk to women. You are fucking rude. Just because you are in a strip club does not mean you can just act like a total fuckhead".
This left him speechless.
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Oh man I hate that question, too. I need something clever to say when people ask. It's kind of a personal question, IMO.
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Exactly. I dont mind being asked as I said but it's in a certain context. Like don't reply to hello with "are your tits fake?" how fucking rude is that?
Not to mention it's none of their fucking business ESPECIALLY if not buying a dance - SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
I usually say things like:
"They are really tits"
"No I borrowed them off another girl"
that sort of shit. but now i dont find it funny at all anymore. the other night when someone asked I said "oh do you know what I get asked that everynight BORING come up with something new".
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"No I borrowed them off another girl"
OMG, so funny! I've had to deal with it since puberty, so yeah, it gets old.
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Camillian
"No I borrowed them off another girl"
Oh yeh thats my reply when they say "are they yours"
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I love it when a guy asks,"where you born with those?".
I reply,"yeah, and boy, was my mom in pain", heyuck heyuck
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guys are idiots, gotta pay to stay. "its $5 a question hun"
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Haha I love these responses! A girl I used to work with said something like that.
Guy "Are those real?"
Dancer: "No, they are pretend. This is all in your head."
Are they read sounds like such an annoying question.
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I haven't had a BA but God I know this would annoy the living shit out of me too. :hug:
Some people are just so rude. But I must say I love your responses!!
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jaizaine
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"No I borrowed them off another girl"
Brilliant! I get asked this all the time, pretty much every dance I get. Guys simply don't realize that they are not that original and pretty much say the same thing over and over. I like my customers, but OMG I'm so tired of the ARE THEY REAL conversation.
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i would be tempted to say sarcastically "No my booby are not real. They are an illusion, a figment of your imagination, kinda like the size of your dick."
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i just use the generic "yeah they are real...real expensive...now get a dance."
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My boobs are mine and I get asked this question all the time. I'll be on stage and a group of guys just sit and stare and I can see them talking to eachother and looking back and forth trying to figure it out. Sometimes they'll ask another dancer what she thinks, and maybe if they have the guts they'll come and ask me.
Female customers do the exact same thing, but they are quicker to ask me.
They are mine. I have natural D cups. What bugs me the most is if I am sitting at a table with them and I tell them they are mine, they automatically reach out for a grab. I hate that, buy a dance!
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I have yet to go back to dancing since my surgey. I'm going to have to brace myself for that kind of idiocy.
So far, I've only dealt with playful teasing from other strippers who know me. One night, a girl who doesn't know me so well did ask if they were "really" mine. A close girlfriend chimed in with "Yeah, she's got the recipt to prove it!"
I laughed so hard, whyskey came out my nose. It was cute.
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This question annoys me, and I don't have a boob job. Occasionally people will ask. What's even more annoying is when they ask about the girl on stage- like I"m going to tell you someone's personal information? Seriously. Why can't they just be happy to be seeing them instead of asking 20 questions?
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^they like to think they know it all^ sometimes ill tell them they are real, half the time they dont know anyway.
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:rotfl: Love some of the responces here are a few that some of my Lady's use
Are they real?
1) No after the sex change op I had to have them enlarged!
2) about as real as the length of your dick....
3) Yes.. they are real or are you blind as well as stupid
4) No I used the money from all the stupid people who kept asking me if they were real to get them done
5) Yes.. so when did they let you out of stupid school
these are just a few of the responces I have gotten to hear I love the look on the guys face when they answer back with a smart ass responce :P
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I hate that question too! I don't even have fake tits, mine are small, and I get that question. Its along the same lines of "what do your tatoos mean?" and "what are you mixed with" in terms of douche bag customer questions that are asked a million times.
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Alia_of_the_Knife
I hate that question too! I don't even have fake tits, mine are small, and I get that question. Its along the same lines of "what do your tatoos mean?" and "what are you mixed with" in terms of douche bag customer questions that are asked a million times.
I get asked that too! Seriously, they're barely a B! Bunch of really smart guys out there. I get asked if my butt is real/where did I "get" it from-I tell 'em I stole it from another chick, too.:dunce:
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Kindred27
1) No after the sex change op I had to have them enlarged!
yo I'm so gonna use this at work this weekend (if I can go that is)!! Hahahahaha
I hate the real/fake shit too. My boobs look pretty real and proportionate to my body, so most guys think they are real. "OMG....your boobs are REAL!" I just go along with it because it makes them happy, but I remember pre-BA how annoyed I'd get at guys thinking girls who had fake tits were natural
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Nope..they are figments of your imagination
yep...as real as my love for you...
my 2 standard lines
Oh..and if I"m in a cheeky mood (and the guy is old enough to get it) I say..you tell me..is it real..or is it Memorex???
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shit, i don't have fake boobs and I'M tired of that question because i hear other girls get asked all the time. i wanna be like "shut up and get a dance from her!".
a weird thing though:
for some reason i was asked 3 times in the same day a few days ago, if my boobs were "real".
for the record, they're 36 full Bs.
???? i'm almost NEVER asked that. like, they are small and very obviously real (i would think). it just struck me as odd that i was asked that much all of the sudden. i -was- wearing a new dress that showed a lot of boob and makes them stand out. maybe that's what it was.
i'm gonna wear it all the time now. lol
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Pretty_Penny
for some reason i was asked 3 times in the same day a few days ago, if my boobs were "real".
for the record, they're 36 full Bs.
I heard that at least once a week which I thought was so weird... My answer was always, "If I paid for these I would've super-sized them"
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When I was nursing my boobs were big and I got asked that ALL the time. It drove me freaking nuts too.
I love these lines though.
I have my itty bitty ones now and whenever guys say anything about them, like, "I like them" or whatever, I sometimes say something stupid like, "well, they aren't real" I get a laugh, cause they are really small.
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I really think these guy just want you to invite them to feel-check. Like, they actually think you'll get so offended that they think your boobs are "fake" that you'll be like "No really! Go ahead, grab one, check!"
I've got natural D's, so I get that aaaaaall the time.
That and "So how many kids do you have?" (I have a scar on my stomach that's right above my belly button, Which is apparently where C-sections are done now... Over the intestine. Yup. *sigh*)
Although the guy who asked, re: my nipple piercings "Doesn't milk leak out?" took the cake. Yeah buddy, I can see why you have to come here. You know nothing about female anatomy.