The VIP that just wouldn't end...
Last night, a friend and I were in a VIP room were the guys were drunk, grabby, and talked to us like sluts... and they kept renewing their time whenever their hour ended... for three goddamned hours.
Whenever the guy I was "entertaining" would try to grab at me, and I would literally grab his hands as hard as I could or bend his finger back if he tried to sneak it up the inside of my leg. I was not a pleasant stripper.
By the beginning of the second hour I was just slacking off, not at all trying to impress them. I ordered food on their tab and ate it in the dressing, and I took my sweet ass time. I kept getting up and "going to the bathroom" - at one point I did a table dance for someone else! I didn't even dance unless the guy asked. He just talked about how much he wanted to fuck me and about how his much younger friend fucks so many girls (even though this guy is apparently engaged to a gorgeous, nice girl. They don't consider sex with someone else before marriage cheating. This guy was not cute, either). He called him the "Stud of (our city's rich neighborhood)" I think he secretly liked his friend - why do I always encounter the latent homosexuals?
I couldn't leave because I would screw over the other girl's money (her guy would only renew if his friend did, too) and the waitress' tip.
They just kept fucking renewing... 2 half hours and then 2 hours after that. WHY?! I don't mean to be complaining about making money, but I was trying my hardest to make them feel unwelcome, but they were just happy as clams. Usually it's the opposite, I'm trying my best to make them happy but they won't renew.
Oh! And everytime the VIP bill would come to renew, he'd ask "Can we fuck now? I just spent $X" He really thought if he spent enough I would fuck him.
Was yesterday Opposite Day and no one told me?
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That's annoying, but brilliant. I wish more guys would respond to outright meanness. :)
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On the bright side, you made money. Buy yourself a small reward for putting up with those assholes.
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those are the worst you want to stay back, but you dont want to becuase they are assholes or your just freaking bored. thats usually when i try and bust out party games, and go pee a lot lol.
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OMFG! I did a five hour VIP Sunday that would never end! I even fell asleep in the end. The guy was so wasted before we even started and I didn't feel like drinking at all because I wasn't feeling well. Maybe that's why is was so boring?
I couldn't believe he kept renewing either, I stayed with him through the entire time, except for when we occasionally took potty breaks together.
I'm grateful now but at the time I was like, "is this ever going to end?"
I felt so drained from the boredom, that after it ended I just went home instead of trying to work longer.
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i think we are the only people in the world who can rationalize getting pissed for dragging on time spent with boring/rude guys for good money without sex!
even my best regular of all time sometiems i would get bored to tears sitting there for 4 hours having the same conversation we had over and over before lol.
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^^Heh, it's true. We're all spoiled. ;D
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i have customers who i cant get what i want when i'm nice, and when i'm mean they do what i say. one of them, i figured i had been being too mean to him lately (he creeps me out and i charge him $50/song to even dance for him bc i hate him that much lol) so he came in and i hugged him, acted excited to see him, and was super sweet. he refused to dance. i got frustrated and said "if we don't go fucking dance now i'm going to hit you in the face and break your nose" and we went right away! when we *are* dancing i give the WORST dances ever, i barely move, rarely change positions, act as bored as can be.. and the loser still pays me $50 a song!
another one, he told me he was running low on money and wouldnt be back for a few weeks. i got angry and he's been in 6 out of the last 8 times i worked. texted him monday, asked why he wasnt there, he said he wasnt coming in probably all week. i said i hated him. got a text yesterday saying he'll be in friday.
im a total bitch to these guys and rude and dont even act like i could possibly be enjoying myself. and they give me their money easily. its so weird.
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This is why dating is now so hard... I expect to be reimbursed for my wasted time...
Britt, I think you're getting the guys with humiliation/abuse kinks.
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Britt that made me totally laugh. And Viola, that sounds like hell. I mean, the money was great, but you must have just wanted to have him kicked out.
Dangerousdiva - 5 hours! Haha, you started falling asleep! Good Lord. Were you guys talking the whole time or what? Jesus that's funny. I bet you wish you had a tv or something.