I have bizarre hobbies.
One of them is whenever a product (particularly a foodstuff) disappoints me, I take the time and trouble to write the company about it. But that's not all. I write them . . . as a schoolchild.
You see, I've figured out that I'm more likely to get a response that way. I'm not just another annoyed adult in the pack. See, it's less nagging when a kid complains in a cute little business letter. I pull out my daisy stationary, write in loopy cursive, and politely tell them that their product made me unhappy, and why.
Today it's low fat brie. It was dry, rubbery, and tasteless, despite packaging that assuaged otherwise. I wrote the note as an 11 year old version of myself, and even wrote "age 11" under my name, as kids are wont to do. Then I drew a childlike picture of a sad girl on the envelope, with arrows explaining that she was "sad me" holding "bad cheese."
It goes in the mail first thing in the morning. I'm interested to see what the company has to say.

