Book: "I hope they serve beer in hell"
So I'm in the middle of this book my husband picked up called "I hope they serve beer in hell" by Tucker Max. Basically its the comedic ravings of a drunk. Its super funny, even if the writer is kind of an asshole. Anyway, there is a whole chapter dedicated to Baby Dolls in Dallas. He gives a rave review of the place, talks about a cocktail waitress named Liz, and a stripper in a skin-tight tiger body suit. I just had to share one passage I found hilarious.
"Another great feature of Baby Dolls: The strippers encourage you to touch their boobies. I exploit this priviledge ruthlessly. I grabbed both her beautifully fake breasts full on. I was kneading her tits so hard all I needed was a little water and some active dry yeast and I could have made bread. Towards the end of the dance, I was acually trying to pop the saline implants. Those things are pretty durable."
As upset as I would be if I had fake tits and a customer tried to pop them, he paints a vivid picture and you have to laugh. He also talks about how he talked a stripper down from $400 for 1 hour to $55 for 1/2 hour for a champagne room where "anything goes." True? I don't know. He says she had to pay the house $50 for the half hour, so she basically fucked him for $5. If so that is one dumb stripper or one HOT guy.
Anyway, its funny book and I recommend it. I'll put the whole chapter on if someone requests it. Otherwise I don't want to do that much typing right now.
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i love tucker max! he has a bunch of stories on his website too, i think it's tuckermax.com. he has some page too where girls who wanna bang him can apply, it's hilarious.
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he wrote that when baby dolls had very different rules governing it. i.e., quite a few years ago.
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Check out his site for the most disturbingly hilarious account of anal sex gone wrong EVAR......I pray he just made it up. It's too fucked up to be real....
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That book is awesome!! Can't wait till the next one comes out later this year (I think).
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I LOVE HIM.
he has a movie coming out too!
http://ihopetheyservebeerinhell.com/
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Oh my god, this book caused me tons of inappropriate, loud laughter on a very crowded flight..