Yet Another Snarky member
Hello Everyone,
Yet another Member is added to the ranks. Hope i don't come off too Snarky for everyone, I do know my sense of Humor can be considered....Diverse. I guess this is where a little about me goes, huh. Well i am currently a 24yo male Sailor. Currently Submarine Fleet and enjoying it fully (Here come the gay jokes. :P) I have worked my share of Bars, as bartender mostly. I was a chip'n'dale for a little bit, but that's really just an honorary title do to the fact I never danced. They stuck me behind the bar with the excuse that I had too many tattoos and wouldn't be allowed to dance. I have worked Bar/Protection (mostly protecting the defenseless customers from the girls. lol) in a few female clubs. I am currently married to an Ex-dancer who has mentioned a few times about possible getting back into it. I'd consider myself easy going; I try to avoid The Drama as much as possible. I freely give my opinion, in complete honesty, and expect the same in return.
Don't really know what else i can put here, most things I can't really talk about in great detail do to Opsec (Operation security). But if you have any questions, or feel I'm missing anything in here, please feel free to let me know. And Thank you in advance for the welcome (If there is one).
~Nipmouse~
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What happens when a submarine crew of 100 leaves on a six month cruise?
It returns as 49 couples and two priests.............. Bah dum bump. tiiiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhhhhh
*crickets*
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Nipmouse
Hello Everyone,
Yet another Member is added to the ranks. Hope i don't come off too Snarky for everyone, I do know my sense of Humor can be considered....Diverse. I guess this is where a little about me goes, huh. Well i am currently a 24yo male Sailor. Currently Submarine Fleet and enjoying it fully (Here come the gay jokes. :P) I have worked my share of Bars, as bartender mostly. I was a chip'n'dale for a little bit, but that's really just an honorary title do to the fact I never danced. They stuck me behind the bar with the excuse that I had too many tattoos and wouldn't be allowed to dance. I have worked Bar/Protection (mostly protecting the defenseless customers from the girls. lol) in a few female clubs. I am currently married to an Ex-dancer who has mentioned a few times about possible getting back into it. I'd consider myself easy going; I try to avoid The Drama as much as possible. I freely give my opinion, in complete honesty, and expect the same in return.
Don't really know what else i can put here, most things I can't really talk about in great detail do to Opsec (Operation security). But if you have any questions, or feel I'm missing anything in here, please feel free to let me know. And Thank you in advance for the welcome (If there is one).
~Nipmouse~
Oh dear lord ... you're not my ex husband are you??? LOL
Wait, he was kicked out. Carry on!
PERSONAL WARNING: Be really careful what you say and where you post on here. Some of us are nice. Some of us are sarcastic. Some of us will sauté your balls and feed them to our friends. Suggestions: Stay out of Hustle Hut, Ladies Only (DUH) and Stripping General unless you have something REALLY amazing to say... and even then be careful.
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Hello and welcome.
May I ask if there is some kind of mathematical formula that you use to figure out which words you want to capitalize?
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loveandluxury
Hello and welcome.
May I ask if there is some kind of mathematical formula that you use to figure out which words you want to capitalize?
hahhaa I was gonna say the same thing.
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welcome to SW! too many tattoos, eh???
don't make me post a "this thread is worthless" smilie... ;)
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TheTempest
Oh dear lord ... you're not my ex husband are you??? LOL
Wait, he was kicked out. Carry on!
PERSONAL WARNING: Be really careful what you say and where you post on here. Some of us are nice. Some of us are sarcastic. Some of us will sauté your balls and feed them to our friends. Suggestions: Stay out of Hustle Hut, Ladies Only (DUH) and Stripping General unless you have something REALLY amazing to say... and even then be careful.
No currently married, and this is the first and only time. As far as the personal warning... I have a general idea, and already am prepared to have my balls saute' d. I have no use for them anymore, my only concern is what my wife would have to say about it. :P i mean they would be breaking her playtoy. lol
And I am aware to stay out of the sections that say girls only. i may be Navy, but unlike most of us i actually come equipped with common sense. :P
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loveandluxury
May I ask if there is some kind of mathematical formula that you use to figure out which words you want to capitalize?
Yes actually it is a Mathematical formula, if you like i can teach you.
It's Easy, you multiply the number of Letters you type, by your age, divide by 12, than take the square root of 37, add the exact number of Fluid ounces of alchohol you have consumed in your lifetime, multiply by 2, add a random number between 1-100, convet that number to degrees celcius, and add the dry wieght of 39 cow patties.
once you do all that you get your final answer, you take that number and throw it away, and capitalize at a random interval through out your paragraph. :laughing: :laughing:
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Oh hell.
He found it.
*sigh*
Everyone. Meet my hubby.
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Nipmouse
Yes actually it is a Mathematical formula, if you like i can teach you.
It's Easy, you multiply the number of Letters you type, by your age, divide by 12, than take the square root of 37, add the exact number of Fluid ounces of alchohol you have consumed in your lifetime, multiply by 2, add a random number between 1-100, convet that number to degrees celcius, and add the dry wieght of 39 cow patties.
once you do all that you get your final answer, you take that number and throw it away, and capitalize at a random interval through out your paragraph. :laughing: :laughing:
Gee, that's So easy. i'm Not sure why i Couldn't figure that out ON my own.