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feature dancer disaster stories.
ever have a feature at your club that was a disaster? or was a huge bitch? lets have some stories! its up to you weather you want to name names or not...
brianna banks featured at my club about 3-4 years ago. her first stage set of her 3 nights that summer she was dancing around all wierd and wacked out. she seemed on something, and was acting wierd up there and dancing to death metal or something. well, suddly we saw all this blood and she kept dancing. we didnt know if the blood was coming from her face or her hands, she was moving around a lot and didnt even seem to notice.
turns out she ended up splashing blood on a couple customers and a dancer. someone finally told her and she ran off stage and cancelled the rest of her shows.
some say she had a massive nosebleed from snorting something others say she cut her hand on our clubs mirror lined stage (i find this doubtful, no one else has ever done that) i just remember talkign to one of the other dancers afterwards and looked down and there was blood speckles on her chest. i pointed it out and she freaked out.
it was amusing and worriesome. :O
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Jenna Haze features at my club periodically and she spits all over herself. Guys love it. I mean, she's like a fucking Saint Bernard, there is drool all over her. As if I wasn't disgusted enough by the fact that she's small enough to pass for a teenager and dresses like a Junior Girl Scout.
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ViolaStrings
Jenna Haze features at my club periodically and she spits all over herself. Guys love it. I mean, she's like a fucking Saint Bernard, there is drool all over her. As if I wasn't disgusted enough by the fact that she's small enough to pass for a teenager and dresses like a Junior Girl Scout.
she spits on herself????
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There is a little person featuring at my club next week. She is really really cute.
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Yes. Like, long loogies that she lets hang, then sucks them back in, then spits it up all over her chest and rubs it all over. I guess it's supposed to be like cum. Dudes LOVE it. It makes me queasy watching it.
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golden41
There is a little person featuring at my club next week. She is really really cute.
Bridget the Midget? She was a bitch to me once!
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ViolaStrings
Yes. Like, long loogies that she lets hang, then sucks them back in, then spits it up all over her chest and rubs it all over. I guess it's supposed to be like cum. Dudes LOVE it. It makes me queasy watching it.
i have a spit phobia i would have been vomiting...lord....
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ViolaStrings
Yes. Like, long loogies that she lets hang, then sucks them back in, then spits it up all over her chest and rubs it all over. I guess it's supposed to be like cum. Dudes LOVE it. It makes me queasy watching it.
Ew... that is my number one turnoff when I watch porn. I have to turn away, fast forward, or just turn it off. I don't understand how spitting/drooling on yourself or someone else could possibly be sexy.
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ViolaStrings
...Dudes LOVE it....
Go figure. Fucking perverts, I would NOT want to watch that!
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As for the Jenna Haze thing, my man and I go back and forth on that. She was the first "feature" that I ever saw. And she was AWFUL!!! ALL she did was spit gross loogies that she would hold up with her finger and let drip on her nipples. That was it! She didn't dance, didn't use props, NOTHING. I was so disappointed. He can never figure out why I get so worked up over it. Because she gives features a bad name.
And, well, she spits on herself. Yack.
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Ewww.... I worked in Medford like four years ago on a feature night and the girl was a total disaster. She not only finger banged herself onstage but got several guys to finger her to.
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There was a feature once who poured beer between her boobs into customer's mouth. Nice girl, sexy show, but she soaked a ton of people as well as herself.
The first problem this caused was that her thong was wet. I was sitting stageside because I almost always get a dance when I attach myself to a customer watching her show. He was tipping for me, so she put her legs up over my shoulders and rubbed her crotch on my chest. It was soaking wet; my first thought was that she had pissed herself, and I started to panic. A few seconds later I smelled the beer and figured it out, but I had started to breathe really fast and my face had gotten all blotchy and red.
The second problem was that a lot of customers had beer all over their pants and shirts, it made lap dances smelly and difficult.
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ViolaStrings
Jenna Haze features at my club periodically and she spits all over herself. Guys love it. I mean, she's like a fucking Saint Bernard, there is drool all over her. As if I wasn't disgusted enough by the fact that she's small enough to pass for a teenager and dresses like a Junior Girl Scout.
I think I saw her. Does she do a ballerina set?
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golden41
There is a little person featuring at my club next week. She is really really cute.
Seriously! That RAWKS!!!
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we had tiny tina and littly lacy come to our club they were huuuge bitches. they wanted 70 for a poloroid with them even from the dancers.
they were wearing full bottom dance shorts and from a distance they looked like toddlers cuz they were white...it was.....not cute.
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Eww, some of these stories r so gross. Specially the spititng on urself one. Makes me feel liek barfing.
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I saw Charmaine Star dance once and she had her tampon string hanging out for the full set. It was dry too, not like it had fallen out, but like she didn't know to tuck it in.
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fancygirl
I think I saw her. Does she do a ballerina set?
I haven't seen her do a ballerina set. I saw Miss Pason do one, though.
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i.breathe.in
we had tiny tina and littly lacy come to our club they were huuuge bitches. they wanted 70 for a poloroid with them even from the dancers.
they were wearing full bottom dance shorts and from a distance they looked like toddlers cuz they were white...it was.....not cute.
Really? When I saw them at my last club they charged just $5 and were real sweet to me.
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Leona_Anne
Really? When I saw them at my last club they charged just $5 and were real sweet to me.
wierd. maybe they were having a bad night.
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ViolaStrings
I haven't seen her do a ballerina set. I saw Miss Pason do one, though.
I'm pretty sure I've seen Pason too but I can't remember what she looked like. The one who did the full on ballerina set was tiiiiiny-- like she could plass for a 13-`14 year old.
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thats how gauge is. i love her though. she came out on a tricicle dressed like a little girl dancing to some song about candy, it was strangely hot. she is the ittiest bittiest girl.
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I don't think the girl I saw was that interesting-- but maybe I was just like somewhat neutral thinking "that's just weird." plus this one didn't have a ton of stage charisma.
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ViolaStrings
Bridget the Midget? She was a bitch to me once!
LOL
But did she make good money?
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We had a "little person" feature a few weeks ago and it was really bizarre. I put little person in quotes because she was billed as a midget, but got pissed when the dj referred to her as one. But more problematic than that was the fact that the girl had no costumes or stage shows. It was her first time featuring and she had NOTHING. How can you do a booking with nothing planned? Our housemom had to run to WalMart to try to find something for her to wear. It was really awkward.
Then she was sitting at tables swilling beer, but she's not 21. When confronted about it, she said she hadn't drank anything, even though several of us saw her.
Then it was just kind of freaky because watching her dance was like watching a toddler up there trying to dance sexy. Her proportions really were very child-like. Guys were visibly freaked out by it. They'd throw money on the stage and then kinda run away so she wouldn't have to dance in front of them. While sitting at the stage, she bent over in front of me and a customer and she was, uh, hanging out of her bottoms. Disturbing, to say the least.