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when i lived in myrtle beach this guy in the tattoo shop down from us fucked bridgette the midget in a hotel room....he had the pics to proved it....lol
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Andygirl
We had a "little person" feature a few weeks ago and it was really bizarre. I put little person in quotes because she was billed as a midget, but got pissed when the dj referred to her as one. But more problematic than that was the fact that the girl had no costumes or stage shows. It was her first time featuring and she had NOTHING. How can you do a booking with nothing planned? Our housemom had to run to WalMart to try to find something for her to wear. It was really awkward.
One club I worked at at the "little people" sisters, they had no themed sets and wore just normal dancer outfits, nothing special, they looked liked pissed off house dancers.
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LOL @ Jenna Haze. Good grief. Maybe she was trying to go for the REAL pedo crowd. That is fucking hilariously bad.
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Susan-Va
One club I worked at at the "little people" sisters, they had no themed sets and wore just normal dancer outfits, nothing special, they looked liked pissed off house dancers.
sounds like tina and lacy. told you they were bitchy!
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Now I feel gypped. :P Two years of working in clubs with monthly features, and I've never seen anything strange!
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i.breathe.in
sounds like tina and lacy. told you they were bitchy!
I think that was them. The worst part was how crowded the place was, the club was never packed like that, but everyone there was there more as a freak show type of thing. Pointing and laughing at them. That was really sad.
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Susan-Va
I think that was them. The worst part was how crowded the place was, the club was never packed like that, but everyone there was there more as a freak show type of thing. Pointing and laughing at them. That was really sad.
ugh, that is sad. I'd be a bitch too, if I had to deal with people treating me like a freak on a regular basis. :-\
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Sveta
ugh, that is sad. I'd be a bitch too, if I had to deal with people treating me like a freak on a regular basis. :-\
oh for chrissakes, they chose to be feature dancers, they didnt have to do it....
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i.breathe.in
oh for chrissakes, they chose to be feature dancers, they didnt have to do it....
yeah I thought of that, but...people being how they are, I doubt they don't get that kind of behavior outside the club too. And if people are going to point and stare, one might as well do something where they can profit from it.
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Sveta
ugh, that is sad. I'd be a bitch too, if I had to deal with people treating me like a freak on a regular basis. :-\
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i.breathe.in
oh for chrissakes, they chose to be feature dancers, they didnt have to do it....
True, it is their choice to do it. But how could you not know how the majority of people perceive you? To me the saddest part of all was that they were doing it and didn't seem to care how the cusites viewed them.
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When Tina and Lacey were at my club, they were the sweetest girls ever! Tina got down to her g string, but Lacey did a few pole tricks clothed. They banked, too.
I don't know if it was just the INSANE promotion that the club did for them or if they were just in a good mood that day, but they both thanked all the girls that night for being so nice and stuff. I even have my polaroid of me and them somewhere.
The club had insane promotion - radio promotion, fliers, advertisements in local adult magazines, etc etc. I'd say there was roughly 500 people who showed up to each show. I know we had to close the doors to anyone coming in, due to the fire code thing. It was a small club.
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i.breathe.in
when i lived in myrtle beach this guy in the tattoo shop down from us fucked bridgette the midget in a hotel room....he had the pics to proved it....lol
OMG I know this guy! Was it after a convention? IF so I'm friends with the same group.
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i.breathe.in
brianna banks featured at my club about 3-4 years ago. her first stage set of her 3 nights that summer she was dancing around all wierd and wacked out. she seemed on something, and was acting wierd up there and dancing to death metal or something. well, suddly we saw all this blood and she kept dancing. we didnt know if the blood was coming from her face or her hands, she was moving around a lot and didnt even seem to notice.
How disappointing... I love Brianna Banks :(.
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we had a feature barbie baja that literally fell on her face
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ViolaStrings
Yes. Like, long loogies that she lets hang, then sucks them back in, then spits it up all over her chest and rubs it all over. I guess it's supposed to be like cum. Dudes LOVE it. It makes me queasy watching it.
I feel grossed out just reading about that. I couldn't watch it. Spit makes me feel like vomiting yuck.
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Sophia_Ashley
OMG I know this guy! Was it after a convention? IF so I'm friends with the same group.
no it was after one of her feature shows at one of the clubs in town...
apparently that girl really gets around haha.
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^ lol haha apparently :) I worked with her at the bunny ranch when she did a very very very small tour ( no pun intended )
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When I danced in Cali I never worked with features. The club where I work now is having 3 porn stars come feature this Friday and Saturday. I work both nights....and for some reason I am REALLY REALLY nervous :-\ .
How was business for you girls when you worked with features? Any tips/advice? I need to do well this weekend. I am going on vacation next month and would like to have some extra $$$$.
*tries to think positive thoughts ;D *
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Ava Jadore
When I danced in Cali I never worked with features. The club where I work now is having 3 porn stars come feature this Friday and Saturday. I work both nights....and for some reason I am REALLY REALLY nervous :-\ .
How was business for you girls when you worked with features? Any tips/advice? I need to do well this weekend. I am going on vacation next month and would like to have some extra $$$$.
*tries to think positive thoughts ;D *
theres a ton of guys and none want dances they just want to see the feature and after the feature is done they leave. never good money on feature nights for me anyway.
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My club had one girl with a real butta face. Seriously, a tight body, but her face was a train wreck. No concept of rhythm. None She was bopping around the stage in this red pvc number, which was apparently supposed to rip off. It didn't. The snaps got stuck and she threw herself off-balance trying to undo them. She fell on her ass, started crying and ran offstage. She came out hours later for the second show, sans costume and quite sloshed. She basically did the pole-walk (wander from one pole to another, clutching on for balance). Then her manager/boyfriend/scumbag/thing handed her some promo photos which she stuffed down the front of her thong in a big pile, humped on them for a few, them handed them out to customers. Here's the catch- customers had to come onstage and retrieve the photos with their teeth. Then, she ran offstage again.
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i.breathe.in
oh for chrissakes, they chose to be feature dancers, they didnt have to do it....
^^
Exactly. ::)
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Hmmm... I think it was Summer Leigh who brought one of the custies on stage, had him tie his belt around her neck, and dry hump her doggie style while pulling on it. This was her idea. The funny thing is, the custie was one of my husband's co-workers, and he's gay.
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brianna banks featured at my club about 3-4 years ago. well, suddly we saw all this blood and she kept dancing. we didnt know if the blood was coming from her face or her hands, she was moving around a lot and didnt even seem to notice.turns out she ended up splashing blood on a couple customers and a dancer. someone finally told her and she ran off stage and cancelled the rest of her shows.
some say she had a massive nosebleed from snorting something others say she cut her hand on our clubs mirror lined stage (i find this doubtful, no one else has ever done that) :O[/quote]
Did she have gloves on? She did a gig once where her insane boyfriend cut the tip of her finger off right before she was supposed to go on stage (yes, on purpose), so she threw on a pair of gloves and did her show. The custie that got blood on him sued.
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Brianna Banks performed at a club I worked at about 5 years ago. I was shocked to learn that she was a feature dancer because her dancing (if that's what you call it) really sucked ass! I asked the manager where Brianna came from because she was so awful and the manager replied "I don't know. But she's never coming here again." A feature dancer is supposed to put on a performance that intimidates the others from going on stage after her. Brianna had NOTHING going for her on stage. All she did the most was squat in front of customers, grab their heads and do a pelvic thrust. Her boas looked like they were straight out of a toy box for little girls to play dress up. About a week or two later, a customer that personally knew Brianna said that she was on meth. Which explained why her big boob job was out of proportion with her skeleton like legs.