woah. no she didnt have gloves on...
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^ what the fuck....
meth, it makes you nutty, lol.
One feature did the spit thing, then deep throated one of her rolled up posters and pulled it out of her mouth with the big spit strings and grossness, and threw it at the customer I was sitting with. He ran.
Friday kinda sucked but Saturday was actually one of the better nights I have had in a while. Getting guys to buy dances wasn't like pulling teeth for once LOL.
I heard one of the features was doing some pretty crazy stuff on stage on Saturday haha! Something about a beer bottle...}:D ???? I missed it though...I had already watched them all on Friday so I didn't think I needed to watch them again.
Hope you made alright tips!
I once worked at a club that brought in "features". This was a joke because most of these women weren't porn stars but won contests, many minor at that. Anyways one of these features was coming in with the "promise" she'd bring her regulars. Well, she not only didn't do that, but she ended up being allowed to do private dances. None of the girls liked this because here she's getting paid and she's allowed to do dances? At the end of the night many of the girls compared their earnings, and most didn't make enough for house. None of the girls liked her because she'd interrupt guys talking to other dancers, and promise better dancers. Luckily she only danced a few days before the club saw what was happening.
Another feature (forget the name) was trying to get guys to be in her next video and to meet her after the club closed. I thought that was low class. I can sort of see that when she was selling items after the show. This was during her show.
A feature who is no longer on the circuit inserted a long taper candle in her ass and one in her pussy she then would have a customer light ONE of the candles and she would clench her muscle and the two candle tips met and the one lit the other. That was fucked up I thought.
Another feature I saw at the GoGo in Toronto stuck a dildo in her ass gave her self a hearty fuck with it and then stuck the damn thing down her dirty throat. I wrote an artcile on it in the stripper magazine I used to work for years ago and she was so pissed at me, LOL!
But all I could think of was butt stuff on her hands and then she'd touch the pole and then some other poor dancer would have to go on after her and its not like anyone ever cleans the friggen stage - some stages are like big pairs of filthy underpants - I mean really!!! UGH.
Bridget the midget is awesome, I love her she doesn't act like the other porn stars that are stuck up, I just didn't like when guys were laughing at her....
But JADE SIMON takes the cake for the worse oldest stripper I have ever seen, first of all she considers herself a feature which she is not she is a comedian that has to take her close off to get some attention and then she grabs the ''mike'' and starts making fun of the customers which scares them away... Pathetic 40 something stripper wanna be comedian and call her self feature??? HAHA pathetic
There was a feature at my last club who brought out a busted, junkyard-style toliet and the entire set was her sitting on it pretending to take a dump. She had a 3 night engagement, but management asked her to leave after her first set was over.
^ OMG I would love to see that
LOL, well some dancers DO have some serious POTTY mouth, LOL!
And just to be fair about the dancer that told jokes and gave the audience a hard time, well ---a feature from WAY back: Septra Fontaine was NO beauty but she WAS funny and we loved her. She was tall like over 6 ft, and a BIG lady - not so much fat as BIG, and she had crappy costumes, but she had an ACT, and it was good. And we loved her.
That was really burlesque. It was an act.
I wonder where she is now?
^ excommunicated from stripping because she talks
ya sad aint it? But seriously - there used to be some wicked acts out there.
Jade IS one of the most talented girls on the feature circuit. She is a professionally trained dancer and an amazingly innovative performer. She holds more stage presence in her pinky finger than you will probably ever have in your entire stripping career combined. It takes balls or maybe just a lot of jealousy to give her a negative review! I think you are just bitter that she is about 40, has the body of a 25 yo and still makes a great living not being the most beautiful girl or having to do dirty lap dances!
I saw Jade about a year and a half ago when I was at the Northern in Fargo. She was awesome! and funny, it was refreshing to see someone do something different. She actually entertains wwich is a nice change of pace, better than seeing a girl stick an 18 inch dildo down her throat, which while impressive it's just not that entertaining.
I hate to play sides but.....
I agree. I like the humour, I like routines, I LIKE entertainment - dildo play has never been entertaining - or spit or shit or tits.
Everytime Brianna Banks comes to NYC, its always a trainwreck, but the clubs book her---she brings the crowds.
I really wanted to see Carmen Luvana when she came to town, but i got sick. Has anyone ever seen her perform?
It would be great to see a comedienne/burlesque show thing as a feature--at least its entertaining.
Ive see Mary Cary--she got drunk and danced no better than a drunk house house girl.
Carmen Luvana was at my club recently. She looked pudgy and just wandered around on stage. Pretty lame. I was actually friends with Mary Carey (pre VH1 show) and she was just a fucked up mess. A pro ball player we were there with (at her feature) ended up stealing the managers truck keys and crashed the truck. The night was never ending stupid events... ahhh, glad I don't do coke.