-
What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
So, we talked about crazy things girls said/did in the dressing room. I think it'd be fun to point out some of the craziest/oddest things a girl has did on stage. Whether it be kick a custy's drink on him, do the macarena or just something silly for fun during slow times. I use to see some pretty interesting things.
I'll, start, at one of the clubs I use to dance at on the SC/GA state border a couple girls would sit on the side of the stage and smoke a cigeratte if no one was tipping or it was slow. Then they'd get up and dance as custies would walk up. I use to think that was so classy.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
i do the new kids on the block hanging tough dance when i am bored. sometimes ill just clime to the top of the pole and sit there untill my set is over if it sucks really bad and no one is tipping.
there was a new girl that wore shoes 2 times to big and they kept falling off when she was dancing and it was fucking funny she just kept falling over.
i dont have a lot of good stories.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
1. Older dancer (mid 40's) would hang a mini-mag light from her clit ring and shine it on the customers and say stuff like "License and registration, please!" She would dance her whole set with that flashlight dangling between her legs. Weird.
2. In a small town in Montana club a dancer got on stage dressed as a nun, carrying a crucifix. She was dancing to some goth music. All was good until she started giving the crucifix a bj and then inserted it like a dildo. Yeah, not good in a little redneck town. She didn't understand why she got fired, because she did stuff like that all the time at home (not sure where "home" was, maybe So. Cal?).
3. I worked with a dancer that purposely made herself look boyish. Like 10 year old boy, boyish. She only wore stuff like underoos or children's pjs. Sadly, she banked every single shift. She really did look like a young boy, too.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
I worked with a girl who would straight up breakdance on stage....and she was fuckin' good, too! I'm talking old school late 70's/early 80's streets of NYC Grandmaster Flash style.
I never got how she did it in heels but she somehow did. Guys would line up to tip and she'd get rained on half the time, too.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
she looked in the mirrior smiled really hard while on stage and laughed lol every fucking time we all would look at her and look around to try to find what she was looking at
I dont know what was wrong w her seems like a sweet yet really crazy girl like she really lost her mind seriously
she had beautiful long hair and when she would get on stage she would take a hair bow and put it up in the ugliest attempt to make a bun ever and make faces at herself in the mirror dance like she was on mars and then start laughing really hard and loud
i have no idea why they hired her or why they ever let her back
and she would open her eyes really wide when she talked to people ill admit it was funny but to be honest I was litterally scared to death i was so so so so so nice to her because I felt the day she comes in here to blow this place up at least shell probably warn me to stay home lmmfao
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
CherryBomb954
I worked with a girl who would straight up breakdance on stage....and she was fuckin' good, too! I'm talking old school late 70's/early 80's streets of NYC Grandmaster Flash style.
I never got how she did it in heels but she somehow did. Guys would line up to tip and she'd get rained on half the time, too.
I seen this before at a club i worked at in ny 2 lol chick walked on stage all sexy and slow and was a pretty black girl then all of a sudden she started pop locking I laughed so hard I had to pee myself lol I dont know what the hell would make someone think thats sexy oh well lol
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
oh i remember some now...
there are the few girls that got their periods on stage or had a string hanging out the whole time and never noticed.
there was one girl that had a miscarriage onstage...
oh and my personal fav was a girl that had an extra pussy lip and she would pull on it onstage...it was kinda gross. the thing just....dangled....
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Ok this is my last one till I think of some more
the craziest thing I ever seen was when i was working in the bronx at a fing hole in the wall and this chick got on stage w books and a pencil I was saying to myself...wtf is she about to do....she went to the other side of the stage and gave it to her daughter to do her homework while mommy tried to make some money
and at that point I left...couldnt believe that shit was even allowed it was just nuts
I know this sounds unbelievable and if so Take ur ass to the goldenlady in the bronx lol this happened way back when I'm sure your bound to see much much much worst now! lol
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
nothing too crazy or that I can remember... a girl stuck a match in her crotch and lit it on fire.. another fingered herself, licked that same finger, then proceeded to twirl around the pole like nothing happened (spreading her germs everywhere) :yuck:
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
I use to to "I'm a lil teapot" and the "chicken polka" ...
I knew a girl who would do the "time warp" from Rocky Horror...
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
These are all sick acts from one girl:
Took a custys glasses and rubbed them on her pussy-no bottoms. Custy was pissed.
Shove a beer bottle up her twat.
And.... drum role please
Crumble a five dollar bill up put it up her ass and poop it out. Only in South FL.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
I have a really good one. I worked at a club in Kansas City called Bazookas in 2001 where this dancer (in her early 30's at the time) would stuff a handful of mini glow sticks inside her vagina before her set. It was a nude club so after she dropped her panties she would shock the audience with her "glowing pussy" and then the DJ would announce that the glow sticks were for sale for $5 or $10 (can't remember exactly how much). That's not all though! So the guys would come up to the stage with their money and she would take one of the glow sticks out of herself, put it in her mouth and then encourage the guy to come and get his purchase with his mouth! And most of them actually did!!!! Oh and by the way, the DJ would also mention that selling the glow sticks was for her son's fundraiser at school! I am so not kidding on this!
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
There's a support beam that comes right up against the stage, some girls lean against it when dancing. One girl slapped the pole and started cussing it out in the middle of her set.
She would also do weird LD's, she would tie the guys hands up, clip their nails (and keep them) and light matches in their faces.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
One time my DJ thought he was being funny and started playing some honky tonk WV song. I started line dancing, then river dancing, then boot-scootin'
I honestly don't know how I did all that in those heels, but I did and got rained on. Quite hilarious.
The only other thing that was ...well .... odd
Two girls came in. About 5'2 and around 280 pounds. The managers let them audition. The girl tried to do a pole trick , fell on her ass and couldn't get up. When she realized she couldn't. She started snort laughing and called to her friend "Look I'm like a beached whale, (insert whale noises) come help me!"
They were truly upset when they were told they wouldn't be hired.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
I wore a banna suit and danced to Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat when no one was spending.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
I knew this one girl who in the middle of an upside down pole trick would start to give the heal of her high heal a simulated blowjob.She just sucked away on it.
One heavy set dancer would contain the liquid from a douche inside her pussy and spray it out onto customers she did not like.
I think this is odd and gross (to me) some dancers would stick dollar bills and quarters to their pussys for the customers amusement.
I mean come on MONEY IS DIRTY, covered in bacteria and they are rubbing it all over their vagina a place you think would would want to keep as clean as possible.
WTF?
And whats with the weirdos that are high on something, perhaps a mental illness just laying on their backs and kicking thier legs around for half of thier routine on stage?
One chick would purposely leave her tampon string danglng out of and blatantly called attention to it.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Paris
1. Older dancer (mid 40's) would hang a mini-mag light from her clit ring and shine it on the customers and say stuff like "License and registration, please!" She would dance her whole set with that flashlight dangling between her legs. Weird.
2. In a small town in Montana club a dancer got on stage dressed as a nun, carrying a crucifix. She was dancing to some goth music. All was good until she started giving the crucifix a bj and then inserted it like a dildo. Yeah, not good in a little redneck town. She didn't understand why she got fired, because she did stuff like that all the time at home (not sure where "home" was, maybe So. Cal?).
3. I worked with a dancer that purposely made herself look boyish. Like 10 year old boy, boyish. She only wore stuff like underoos or children's pjs. Sadly, she banked every single shift. She really did look like a young boy, too.
Haha WTF? The flashlight story makes me cringe! I am sure that would stretch your lady bits out. Fucking weirdos.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
oh man and I thought my stories were bad. wow..
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Perry
I wore a banna suit and danced to Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat when no one was spending.
if i ahs$$ I'd ti[ So much for that!! I lobve that song...it craks me up..i love family guy!
WORST WAS THIS DANCER WHO DANCER=D TO MICHEAL JAVCKSONS "IM BA"AND WOULD ROUCH DOEN AND DO SPITIRT FINGER S AND SING"WHOS BAD"
english wasnt her first language
we laughed ever ytime ..she didnt know why
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Perry
I wore a banna suit and danced to Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat when no one was spending.
That's the best thing ever! Do you always have a banana suit in your work bag?
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
Quote:
Originally Posted by
NekkoStarz
I knew a girl who would do the "time warp" from Rocky Horror...
I think I'm gonna do that now...and not just for halloween.
When I'm bored and nobody's tipping I've been known to do stupid dance moves like The Sprinkler and particularly the Scuba Diver.
I also once was given $20 to do the worm across the stage.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
It was really fucking slow one Sunday, due to a huge effin snowstorm that started outside, so I asked the DJ to play the weirdest songs he had.
So he played, in order, Ghostbuster's theme song, Where in the World in Carmen Sandiego theme song and the Flipper theme song. I was the only girl who broke $100 that night...and all from that stage set LOL.
The weirdest thing I have ever seen another girl do was this crazy pole trick - she would climb to the top of the pole, pull herself up onto the support beam, walk it like a frigin balance beam and then she would dangle by her hands, a solid 10 feet from the pole, start swinging and jump onto the pole from mid air. It was crazy and intense. She never missed and it was the weirdest thing -- but no one ever tipped her for that!
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
One chick started line dancing onstage.
She was doing it (i guess) because we had a couple of country-lookin' guys in the club.
I would have laughed it off as cute if she had stopped with a couple of moves, but she kept fuckin' goin for at least a minute. Stripper heels going "CLONK CLONK CLONK"...and she was SO into it.
Looked absolutely ridiculous.
-
Re: What's the craziest/oddest thing you've ever seen another dancer do on stage?
A girl at my work claps with her butt so loud. Her body is ridiculously hot and she is so muscular and everyone stops and stares. It's really unique and strangely erotic lol.