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What is the dumbest thing you have ever heard????
Well today I'm in The parking lot walking to go to the elevator to get to the casino I get in the elevator and there are big colorful buttons telling you where everything is looked like this:
LEVEL 3
LEVEL 2
CASINO
This lady says "man this place is frickin stupid what do we press to get to the casino" I paused and looked at my boyfriend like is she serious so I say " I think if you want to go to the casino you might press Casino" she said "oh ok thank you" I really never thought anyone in the world could be that dumb
What was the dumbest thing you ever heard? I'm going to work tonight so I'm sure I'll have a lot more when i come back lol
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"I don't sign my credit cards because it forces salespeople to ask for my ID."
Dude, c'mon. First of all, it's so rare for anyone to even look at the name on the credit card much less check ID's. Secondly, if someone got a hold of your card they could just sign your friggin' name any way they like...
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^technically you're supposed to write "See I.D." if you want them to ask for your I.D. which is what I do.
also--
all the stupidest stuff I've ever heard (second hand anyway) is in Overheard in the the Lockerroom thread.
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^^^ actually, if you want to really get technical, you have to sign the card in order to use it at all. Most cards state "authorized signature not valid unless signed" above the signature strip. My CC's have my siggy along with 'check ID'. Still, 9 out of 10 times clerks don't even handle credit cards much less look at a signature- think of all the places where you swipe the card yourself.
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Once I was standing at a stoplight next to a couple college girls. They were talking about methods of contraception and one of them busted out this gem.
"If you put in a tampon after sex, it soaks up all the semen and you don't get pregnant."
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sexyjasmine
What was the dumbest thing you ever heard?
A guy saying, "well let me just put the head in" :D lol I've gotten that one quite a few times.
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Oh, I forgot about my co-worker!
"I heard Obama doesn't say the Pledge of Alligence because he's a Muslim and doesn't beleive in God!"
I think I just stared at her for a while after that.
But really, I can't talk too much shit... I difinately have some serious brain farts and I'm notoriously unobservant.
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one time a girl asked me "what does the coast guard do?"
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Oh, yeah! A chance for me to flame on Jessica Simpson.
I hated her anyways, but then when that whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing happened, it just made my fucking day. Then later on, of course, there was the whole rumor about them writing it in to the show, which I never believed. I mean they do script alot of stupid shit into reality shows, but till this day I really think that was a genuine moment. Plus, she probably had her publicists drum something up along those lines cause everyone was laughing at her stupid ass and she needed a save.
We all know what I'm talking about right? If not, let me enlighten you...I'd love to tell the story.
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At the Wendy's drive thru (heard it as i was walking to my car):
"I want a Whopper"
"Im sorry sir, this is Wendy's, not Burger king. We do not serve Whoppers. What else can I get you?"
"I told you, I want a FUCKING Whopper!"
::)
Wendys worker comes out to have a word with him, and a moment later he screeches tires out of the parking lot. What a douche.
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also: it amazes me every single time i get asked "is that your natural hair color?" without the slightest tinge of sarcasm. i mean, fully sincere.
yes. my hair is crayon orange or crayon red or whatever bright shade inbetween it happens to be at the time.
wth?
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"Can I get a free dance? It's my birthday".
Suuuuure.
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Drive-thru at McD's.
McD: Hi. May I take your order?
Me: I'd like a fish sandwich.
McD: A what?
Me: A FISH SANDWICH
McD: A what?
Me: A Fish Sandwich!!!!
McD: You wanna Big Mac?
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CherryBomb954
Oh, yeah! A chance for me to flame on Jessica Simpson.
I hated her anyways, but then when that whole "Chicken of the Sea" thing happened, it just made my fucking day. Then later on, of course, there was the whole rumor about them writing it in to the show, which I never believed. I mean they do script alot of stupid shit into reality shows, but till this day I really think that was a genuine moment. Plus, she probably had her publicists drum something up along those lines cause everyone was laughing at her stupid ass and she needed a save.
We all know what I'm talking about right? If not, let me enlighten you...I'd love to tell the story.
My brother-in-law maintains that she plays stupid because stupid sells...but I think he's giving her too much credit. She's got that look in her eyes.
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JDanielle
She's got that look in her eyes.
Exactly!
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Pretty_Penny
also: it amazes me every single time i get asked "is that your natural hair color?" without the slightest tinge of sarcasm. i mean, fully sincere.
yes. my hair is crayon orange or crayon red or whatever bright shade inbetween it happens to be at the time.
wth?
HA! When I had my hair obviously-fake super fire-engine red, I'd get that question all the time.
It got to the point where I'd just be like "Yes"
Then, they'd be like "No it's not!" WTF?!?! I mean, why do people ask dumb questions they already know the answer to?
I could only imagine how girls with BA's (well, at least the ones that are obviously fake) feel about getting asked "are your tits real"? over and over...
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CherryBomb954
HA! When I had my hair obviously-fake super fire-engine red, I'd get that question all the time.
It got to the point where I'd just be like "Yes"
Then, they'd be like "No it's not!" WTF?!?! I mean, why do people ask dumb questions they already know the answer to?
I could only imagine how girls with BA's (well, at least the ones that are obviously fake) feel about getting asked "are your tits real"? over and over...
lololol
it's so true. i will sometimes say "yes" and they go "NOOOOOO IT ISSSNNTTT" even if i tell the truth and say "no, but it is naturally red" they go "it is NOT!"
............. ?!
i'm just gonna start telling people it's a genetic defect and that my mom is the "wendys" girl.
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When people give me the birthday one I ask to see ID.
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cinammonkisses
A guy saying, "well let me just put the head in" :D lol I've gotten that one quite a few times.
lol yeah I've heard that to but thats not dumb whats dumb is the women that say "oh ok as long as its just the head" lmmfao
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Pretty_Penny
i'm just gonna start telling people it's a genetic defect and that my mom is the "wendys" girl.
HAHA! I wish I'd thought of some good comeback like that when I was red. I've since gone back to boring brown (booooo!)
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A guy I used to know years ago was known to be pretty dumb. I was telling him that I had to learn the names of every bone in the human body for an anatomy class. He said "Oh what's the name of the bone in the penis called?". I said "Umm there is no bone it's just made of muscle" to which he said "No there is a bone in it, that's why they call an erection a boner".
:O
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My mother had a few good ones:
"WOW! Australia is great! The You Are Here sign says where I really am!!!!"
She also kept putting money in a machine and pressing 'change' instead of the options and got mad the machine was broken.
"WOW! Brisbane is surrounded by a moat! I mean, it has to be. Boats have to go around it, right? I mean, it's not like they can turn around."
A...moat?
"Wow! Those palm trees look like pineapples!!"
Actually, if my mother says 'Wow' ever, we know it's a gem.
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Talking to the DJ at work one day about vegetarianism. Stupid girl overhears.
Stupid girl: Well we HAVE to eat animals otherwise there would be too many of them and they would take over the world. I dont want to be ruled by cows.
uh huh...cause they arent..y'know..farmed or bred or anything....people are just out there hunting down the wild cow...
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I get this a lot; 'you're British? What language do you speak?', or, 'wow! Your English is really good!'
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I was once cautioned against keeping CDs in the car on a hot day, because if they got too hot, they could explode and blow up the car!
Because the data is so compressed, you see.
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Lysondra
My mother had a few good ones:
"WOW! Australia is great! The You Are Here sign says where I really am!!!!"
She also kept putting money in a machine and pressing 'change' instead of the options and got mad the machine was broken.
"WOW! Brisbane is surrounded by a moat! I mean, it has to be. Boats have to go around it, right? I mean, it's not like they can turn around."
A...moat?
"Wow! Those palm trees look like pineapples!!"
Actually, if my mother says 'Wow' ever, we know it's a gem.
lol.. not laughing at your mom but she sounds adorable lol...
one i get a lot... are you from north korea or south korea..?
which isnt that stupid by itself cuz ive met people who escaped from north korea..but usually when people ask me that question they're totally oblivious of north korea's current state..
which my answer is always ofcourse, with no hesitation.. North