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Share your best random hustle lines for various situations
Custy at an ATM:
Come up behind him and breathe in his ear "Men at ATM's make me hot..."
Out of Towner you've finished dancing for who is not wearing a wedding ring:
"I noticed you're not wearing a wedding ring, that's suprising, those girls in _____ must need glasses or something!"
*a little flattery can get you some more dances later*
Custy who works with computers or does engineering:
*act impressed, touch his shoulder*
"Wow, you work with computers, you must be really smart!"
Custy you accidently spilled a drink on:
"Oops I forgot to tell you tonight is 'wet t-shirt' night"
"Oops, I forgot it's your job to make me wet!"
Any custy:
"So what kind of girls do you like?"
*Important before they can answer this immediatly interrupt them with*
"Do you like strippers?"
*thereby neatly classifying yourself into a broader category that is more postive, less he say blond, and you are not for example*
I have been using these same lines and others like them for a while, but I need some new ones, so lets trade ladies!
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For the working guys:
I know just what a hard-working man like you needs.
A hard-working man like yourself deserves the best in life.
You know what they say about all work and no play, don't you?
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We just had a BIG club remodel a few months ago, so...
"wanna see our *new* VIP area?" I seductively ask.
;)
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To a female custy tipping at the stage w/ c-cups or larger, wether they are nice or not:
*touch boobies in a playful matter, than ask in a teasingly suspicious voice*
"ooooo! are those real?"
for some reason this line really works, even if they don't look fake/real at all
what other lines do you use to break the ice with female custies at the rail ladies?
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Me: Can I kidnap you?
Customer: Sure, where are we going?
(Heading toward VIP)
Me: Sshh you are being kidnapped.
Me: Can I have a dance?
Customer: No thanx
Me:(look shocked) No I want you to dance for me, Ill tip you.
Customer: You want me to dance for you? How about you dance for me!
Head to VIP
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I know Chrissy pointed out that there are other threads like this one that we can just add to. But imo there can never be too many threads like these.
Just for fun, here is one that i use that has about a 1% success rate. Use at your own very big risk.
Customer at bar
The usual intros, blah
me: So are you holding the bar up tonight?
Custy: I think so.
me: So do you think if you walked away it would fall down.
Custy: Maybe, it will probably be ok.
me: Do you want to test out that theory?
Ok, that one never works.
After introductions I always say "I would love to dance for you." That is seriously my best line. Oh and, "Do I get to keep dancing for you?" I say that over and over. It works.
When they are from out of town I always say, "Welcome to Tucson" in a sexy way. They think it is cute. Sometimes I add, "Be careful. Tucson is addicting."
I really like the wedding band line. I am going to use that. I can see guys smiling at that one.
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If the convo is goin in the wrong direction (away from sexiness and dances) or the guy is a talker I'll start a sentence then get the confused/spaced out look like I forgot what I was talking about and then look back at him and say "hey lets get me naked"(or lets have some fun, etc..) It works for me but I also play up on the dumb blond thing and giggle and play with my hair and say "huuuh?" alot
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As long as there's more than one guy at a table...I dance for one guy until he doesn't want any more, and then I'll look at his friend and say, "Alright, you're next!!" 90% success!! And a lot of the time you can keep going around the table this way as long as you're friendly and more assertive than pushy.
If he's wishy-washy and being a pain in my ass about a VIP or dance I say, "Well, either one of two things is going to happen: You're going to hate it and your dick is going to shrivel up and become a vagina, or it's going to be fucking awesome." I usually get a laugh combined with a "what the fuck" and they agree to the dance or VIP.
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It's been said other places, probably many times over, but my best line is always to say, when they ask how much they owe me: "it's minimum x-amount", all peaches, honey, and adorable. BAM. You get a tip, often as much as $20 or more. SO freaking easy and effective.
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Originally Posted by
mollyzmoon
It's been said other places, probably many times over, but my best line is always to say, when they ask how much they owe me: "it's minimum x-amount", all peaches, honey, and adorable. BAM. You get a tip, often as much as $20 or more. SO freaking easy and effective.
Thanks, I really need to start trying this one! I rarely have guys ask me how much it is though.
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Hey Ladies...
I use this ALL the time and it works like a charm... It helps to weed out the spenders and the ones who just want to waste your time. Its a way to basically ask them upfront if they want a dance without asking. I wish it didn't take me 5 years to figure it out. Ok so you approach a table, say...
"Hi there!" ( all cute like )
ask him his name..... then say...
"Nice to meet you John, would you like some company?"
Now men ALWAYS think company means a dance, SOME think it means for you to sit with them. The following are the ONLY responses I ever recieve and what they mean...
" Why sure! Pull up a chair"
- this guy is a good possibility, however he may just be a waste of time. Sit and chat get a drink out of him then after about two songs ask suggest that you both go and finish your drinks in the vip together. If he doesn't buy you a drink ask him for a dance right away he is most likely a waste of time, the sooner you ask the sooner you are on your way to a potential customer.
"No thanks, I don't want a dance"
- this guys obviously thought by "company" you meant dance... so you say, "oh! I wasn't suggesting you get a dance now, I would like to sit and have a drink, chat and get to know you a bit before we have some fun, but if you're not ready then I can always come back later... it was nice meeting you 'John'". - make sure you GO BACK!
"SURE!"
John jumpes out of his chair and walks over to the vip.... believe it or not but this happens a lot. Tis is obviously the desired response but look at how much time that saved instead of chatting with him first.
well, ladies, there you have it, my hustle secret. try it out and let me know how it works!
xo
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I approach many men when they are sauntering around the club and said " excuse me Sir, you look lost. Are you looking for the VIP room? I could be your tour guide".
Sometimes when I'm asking for a tip I'll say "Would you like to make a contribution to the local ballet? It's tax deductible!"
If I approach a dorky looking guy I'll start off by saying "What are you doing in a place like this? Killin' time before a hot date?"
"Oh my god, you look just like this guy I had the biggest crush on in high school/ college!"
"You're the most interesting/ funnest/ funniest/ cutest guy in the club. I'm glad you're here to keep me company."
When I'm asked what I like to do in my spare time, without hesitation, I say "masterbate".
I've got tons of them.
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To get a tip after a LD without being pushy:
Guy asks how much he owes annnd..
You tell him the amount ..
"It's XX sweetie, and I will leave the tip up to you."
Half and half sucess rate.
When he says "no" to a LD..
" What? You DON'T want me to rub myself all over you?"
Here's a good ice breaker and it's SO cute with a southern twang:
" Sweetheart, your face is gunna stick like that."
That one ALWAYS gets at least a smile.
Another ice breaker for a crowded club..
Bump into a man and say..
" Oh! Excuse me, my breasts and I just wanted to come say Hi"
More of the same..
" Are you staying out of trouble?"
When he says .."No" reply with..
" Well, I'M disappointed. Want to get into some with me?"
These are tweak-able to fit the fellow and at least get the MOST grumpy looking SC patron to at least grin.
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Heres one i use often.
Me: Did you know that looking at a pair of breasts for x mins a day can lengthen your lifespan?
Custy: Is that so?
Me: Yep its scientifically proven, wanna come extend your life?
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hey! My first post here, i've been dancing for about 4 years, and these had me laughing my ass off. here's mine
custie~what else do u have peirced?
me~ u'll have to do a dance to find out!!
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Delvina, I'm using that one tonight, leaving in 5 mins! I'll report back. :D
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me: hi, Im blahblahblah
custy: Im (insert tweaky guys name) but please dont tell anyone who I am!
me: Well, I think we can trade a dance for me not telling anyone!
It worked, but he was only good for one :(
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I say " have a dance what do you have to lose.....except your soul"
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"Let's try this You pretend to be the innocent virgin, I'll pretend to be the naughty seducer...let's go play!"
*That works for any ole occasion really.
Single guy standing at the bar:
me:"Hi!"
and I stare expectantly...
Him:(confused or just friendly, or whatever)"Hi"
me: "so your friend said you wanted a dance...?" (I totally make this up)
He'll be confused and there alone, or he'll ask his buddy, etc...and I say
"Oh, it must have been another guy, someone told me the good looking guy at th bar wanted me to dance for him, I figured it was you. I hoped it was you! Well...how 'bout it then?"
*Usually works, but it's time consuming, I use it on dead nights.
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I work in a college football town and alot of the customers are people from out of state here for the game. If the out of state team looses i usually walk up to them and tell the "That first ass whipping you got tonight was free, but mine is going to cost you" then smile like hell. It works!