Dumber than a sack of hammers
Please tell me I am not the only one this happens to. How do you cope with it when a customer just does not have enough functioning brain cells to follow a sales pitch? Like the ones who see lap dances going on all around them, and I have mentioned DANCE 2 or 3 times, then when I say, "C'mon, let's have some fun!" They look all confused and ask, "What do you mean by fun?" /:O
Or the ones who don't get simple jokes. Like when they ask is my lapdance any good, and I laugh and say, "Oh no! It's just AWFUL!" and they consider for a minute and say, in all seriousness, "Well, I guess I'll pass, then. I want a good dance." :'(
I'm pretty sure it's not me. I mean, most people get it. But when you do encounter somebody that dumb, how do you deal with it? (Besides rolling the eyes and walking away. ::) That won't help. they will be too dumb to get why I did that.)
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Hey, you gotta remember that majority of these guys don't have any women in their lives, so look at that as a reason why. Having a dry sense of humor can put a damper on things.
When it's happened to me, I just keep smiling and I'll fill them in on what I meant. Like for the "let's go have fun" if he plays/is dumb I say, "silly it MEANS we're going to go do a lapdance now" and I grab his hand.
If he says he'll pass on a bad dance (I'll b honest, a guy not getting that one is a 1st) I would probably say something like, "omg I guess my jokes are getting kind of rusty. Do you REALLY think I could be one of the best dancers in this place if I give bad dances? It was a joke, I give one of THE BEST, MOST MEMORABLE..Now, let's go"
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Smack them sensually on the shoulder, get real close to their face with sexy, siren- eyes and say, " Baby! I was only joking/making a joke, I'm feeling silly - but so much more ready to sit you down and touch myself inches from your mouth, as I show you just how much you make me want to get naked and dance for you- so that you forget about everything but the soft skin of my body as I undress for you, and give you the hottest 3 minutes of your life. You won't know where you are when I'm done with you."
Ha! SOmething along those lines, maybe????
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I think that would give some of them a heart attack, Julie, Julie!
These answers are much better than my first impulse, which it slap them upside the head with a wet fish and walk away.
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colleen
I think that would give some of them a heart attack, Julie, Julie!
These answers are much better than my first impulse, which it slap them upside the head with a wet fish and walk away.
can you come do that at my club. cause i would pay to see that:D