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who do you pretend to be at work?
so when i first started dancing the manager told me its a total fantasy world so you can be whoever you want to be..... there was a thread about lies you tell customers like you smell good blah blah..but what lies have you told them about yourself in order to get the most money out of a customer?
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I don't really lie about myself, although I will exagerate my good points and downplay my negatives if that makes sense.
The biggest lie I always tell is that I am having an awesome night, even if I'm not.
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Well, this is pretty much the same thread, just re phrased. What the hell. I have been everything, I love love lying to the customers, its so FUN ;D I had this one guy believing I was a psychiatrist. He became kind of a regular for a while. He would pay me to sit with him and he would talk to me about all of his problems. I would mostly listen and think of something to say back, LOL.
I am in my last year of law school, I have an internship.
I am in medical school.
All kinds of things I can't even think of them all.
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I'm a crappy actress and a shitty liar so with me what you see is what you get.
It seems to work. :)
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Haha pretty much anything I tell a customer about myself is a lie. My real name, where I school, where I live, where I grew up, it's all untrue lol. It helps keep my job interesting when I'm bored because I like to see what I can come up with that people will actually believe.
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i work at a really small place where customers often know each other, so it's hard to lie. but sometimes i do.
i thought this thread was about who you try to emulate at work, & i was gonna say penny lane from almost famous. :)
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...atgoodbyes.jpg
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i dont go out that often outside of work, but sometimes when im with my girlfriends and guys try and talk to me (i have a boyfriend so im not looking for anyone) i usually tell them my stage name and make crap up like at work}:D
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i think about my second stepmom, she was really ditzy and super-girly with a "cute cheerleader" personality
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I don't really pretend. I leave out some info for safety reasons of course. I can't keep track of stories.
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carmen_b
I don't really pretend. I leave out some info for safety reasons of course. I can't keep track of stories.
Me either. I think I need to be careful. I don't have a "story" yet, and sometimes let things slide by accident. Need story now! :(
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I don't have a stripper persona, I'm just me, albeit an amplified version.
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I lie so much to customers. I can't keep track of my lies.
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^ everybody, Strippwerweb has practically covered EVERYTHING in stripping general. Do you want there to never be a new thread again? There will be repeats! I don't see anything wrong with starting a fresh conversation on any topic.
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I'm bad with lies so I usually don't bother (other than my name). I will lie about school just because I'm in a very small program and if I told them the truth then it would be easy for anyone to find me.
Still, I will change my persona a bit. I'm more upbeat and forward than in real life. The real me is sardonic, shy, opinionated, controlling, and cynical which doesn't go over so well in the strip club. Sometimes I'll let the sarcasm sneak out but usually I keep it in check and laugh at all the customers' bad jokes. Also, I usually pretend to be less intelligent than I actually am and I'll also dumb down my vocabulary to match theirs. Not that I want to be a bubbly giggly air head and I can't always pull it off, but I find I make more money that way.
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ViolaStrings
^ everybody, Strippwerweb has practically covered EVERYTHING in stripping general. Do you want there to never be a new thread again? There will be repeats! I don't see anything wrong with starting a fresh conversation on any topic.
My thoughts exactly. :P
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ViolaStrings
^ everybody, Strippwerweb has practically covered EVERYTHING in stripping general. Do you want there to never be a new thread again? There will be repeats! I don't see anything wrong with starting a fresh conversation on any topic.
No new threads!! We're closing SW down to new threads and new members. It will be a monument to the past glory of SW and you will be able to search. That is all.
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I try to act really peppy sometimes and really confident and cutesy, guys like it b/c I look so young and innocent I guess it goes w/ my look. I lie all the time and give boo hoo stories to make extra money :). yup and it does seem to work for the most part.
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carmen_b
I don't really pretend. I leave out some info for safety reasons of course. I can't keep track of stories.
That's why you're supposed to tell the same story ;)
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I dont usually lie. The only times I do is when the customer is a real douche and I dont really care about selling dances to him. Then Ill say stupid stuff like I told this guy that my friend and I (who also works there) were identical twins. We are both blonde and thats about it with the similarity haha. He sort of seemed convinced but that he started yelling out "no way u r not, your lying". It was funny.
Just usually dumb stuff like that.
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I'm just myself. I don't try to be caniving. I don't discuss my real marital status or give details about my family .
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holiday
No new threads!! We're closing SW down to new threads and new members. It will be a monument to the past glory of SW and you will be able to search. That is all.
Nooo! We make new glorious memories of excellent website of stripperweb. New is good! New is great!
I think I pretend to be pleasant and nowhere near as sarcastic or snide as I really am.
^^^^uh, um, as you can see my pretend game and/or personality needs some work!
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I'm... nicer? Really, I'm just a nicer, sexier (I hope) version of myself. I suck at lying and it takes too much mental energy. My mental energy is stretched thin enough as it is at work.
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NewMoon
I don't really lie about myself, although I will exagerate my good points and downplay my negatives if that makes sense.
The biggest lie I always tell is that I am having an awesome night, even if I'm not.
Same here, I lie about the night as well.
I also lie and say I am a 10 handicap, even though I am more like a 13, but 3 strokes really isn't that much, lol!}:D