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FAQ
This is probably self-defeating and I don't recommend it but.....
I get so annoyed at the same two dumb questions asked by customers over and over and over. I'm now going to carry a "FAQ" in my purse and if I get pissed off and the guy is annoying me, I will give it to him and walk away to my next customer.
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That actually sounds like a pretty good idea. :D Although... when I get annoyed by them, I usually just get up and walk away anyway.
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Yeah but this way I'll more more satisfaction as I walk away :D
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-Is that your real name
Is probably one of them!
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i want to make one, that just explains all my tattoos and everything about them thats what i get asked all night long.
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The only question I like is "So how do the private dances work around here?"
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^ Yes I love that question, too. A joke like this would be funny, but not especially effective. You know, that whole catching flies with vinegar thing.
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I've been saying for awhile that I was just going to print out cards that basically said:
Yes ____ is my real name as far as you are concerned
Yes the dances REALLY are $20..they've been the same damn price for decades..deal with it
NO I wont fuck you for that $20 and shame on you for asking..your mom must be proud of you
NO I wont go home with you...I'm working not boyfriend shopping
I already have a college degree and about 4 other jobs so do NOT patronize me by telling me I could get a "real" job if I went to school....hows that liberal arts degree working out or YOU Mr. I dont have $20 for a dance??
No I do NOT look like Jessica Simpson. All big boobed blondes dont look alike
Edit to add: No my boobs are not real...they are complete figments of your imagination
Actually I have a bf,but I think we're going to break up soon so I'll let you know when I'm available
no i dont have kids, no I dont want any, no i dont want to discuss it with you
If youd like me to get naked and grind up on ya and have some fun....call me back over. If not ..please dont waste my time.
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A faq is good idea, I too am sick of the damn questions.
OOOOOhhhhhh my faq would say:
Yes I am black. As in all black. Both my parents are black. I am not "mixed" with anything.
Yes I am single. (I'm not)
Yes Carmen is my real name. (Its not)
Yes I have kids.
Yes I date ___________(insert your race here).
Yes my boobs are fake. How could you not know anyway? Duh.
I am 5'8" w/o my shoes.
Yes, my parents know what I do.
Yes I am in college so I can do something "better" than this and get a "real" job.
Yes I give a good LD.
No I will not tell you how much money I make or where I live. That is a rude and personal question. Do you ask the checkout person at the store where she lives and how much she makes? Shame on you for asking a stranger that.
No I do not want to see you outside here. Not for money or whatever pleasure you think you could give me.
That pretty much sums up my faq for common douchely questions.