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DAMN i'm horny! I need a distraction. I wanna get laaaaaaaaaid! At the same time, I don't want another FB since things are pannign out well with my photographer dude. So i gotta wait for him to decide we should, and he's taking his damn time about it. Dude is an evil tease. And i have an annoyingly high libido. For three days now, i've been so horny, my skin itches, and putting on my work clothes is annoying as fuck because i'm too ...aware... of them.waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I'm trying to distract myself by noticing random details in my apartment.... My puppy has 1 black pad on a toe, the rest are pink, my toes are ugly and dirty after work, i have a line appearing on my forehead that better not be a wrinkle, my cieling has two large holes in it from trying to install my pole properly(damn disappearing studs!), I own four pairs of scissors, Sharp sewing ones, small ones for hair trimming, and two pairs of all purpose ones. I have five safeway cards because i always forget to put it in whatever purse of the day.
Ugh! What now? I wanna read, but all my books, even the violent gritty ones, end in romance. This is sooooo not fair.
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Give up and masterbate!
LOL
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needtodance
DAMN i'm horny!
That muzzzt be fruzzztrating, needtodanzzz. Try to think of zzzomething elzzze...
http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/Pro...ator-thumb.jpg
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been there, done that Bianca.
LMFAO anomar... That link! THe piece about hte dude being embalmed to stand at his own funeral. WTF?
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lol thanks Budai-my vibes are all broken and its too expensive to keep replacing them. I miss my wabbit!
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what have i done? I killed the poor widdle bunny wabbit!
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Not even the Energizer Bunny could stand in your way, Skittle Gobbler!
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hehehehe.
Now i have the song stuck in my head.
WHere's my Dr demento disk?!
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My boyfriend is out of state- it hasn't been really that long at all but...god it feels like forever. I've tried taking care of it myself but it's just not the same, is it?
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needtodance
what have i done? I killed the poor widdle bunny wabbit!
You must have carried it everywhere, NTD, like this lady... ;)
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Ahahah I lol'd. No, actually. THe motor just got burnt out really fast.
And yeah JDanielle-its doesn't really do anything trying to take care of it on your own. WHen does your boy get back?
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I'm reading this book, & there is a section where it mentions something on how to slow down a high libido. I'll let you know what it is when I get home and read it again.
High libido's can be quite annoying when there is no available cak, I know.
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Amtrak can get you to Seattle for $28... }:D
K and I hate to see you suffer, so please let us know if there is anything we can do to help you!
:D
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Vyanka, I'd love that info, if you have it! THis is pretty ridiculous. LIke, I can't function at work because my mind is all incoherent from it. I can't focus on hustling, and there's a weird cool breeze on my back that feels REALLY nice, or hte tie of my top on my neck feelsl ike its choking me.... This is soooo not fair.
Yek-I am soooorely tempted to run up there now. You and K are so sweet! I guess i need to see what my work schedule is this week!